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Sonar Jose

@sonarjose.bsky.social
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s like one of those gags where someone thinks they’re posing for a picture but you start recording a video instead.
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
your daughter & her friends have asked me to suggest “a gigantic black tarp”.
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
one-off only, mini #duan… just leave ya girl on shuffle/repeat all night & you’ll be fine.
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Delilah Bon - I Wish A Bitch Would (Lyrics)
YouTube video by Delilah Bon
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Captivating Nature of the Power of the Riff. 😮‍💨
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
……… 𝓃𝒾𝒸𝑒. 😏
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
COULD YOU, WOULD YOU, WITH A GHOST? […] WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN A POST?
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
get their asses, jd.
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
there’s no clearer sign of how broken we are as a society & how deep into late-stage capitalism we’ve sunk than how often elementary school age kids love to belt out the liberty mutual insurance company’s ad jingle. no child should ever, in any way, be aware of the liberty mutual insurance company.
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
that handle is absolutely mr. cheapy-refund’s alt account.
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
<<<<< binge watching all of severance & sugar in a week & giving appletv the ol’…
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Fake Handshake Prank
ALT: Fake Handshake Prank
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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30rock Malarkey
ALT: 30rock Malarkey
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lmao
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Coming this fall to Peacock, don’t miss the premiere of “Trolley Problem Live!”. And don’t forget to tune in on New Year’s Day for a special edition of “Celebrity Trolley Problem Live!”
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
THANK you… sheesh!
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
folded & put away a whole damn basket of laundry while my wife was out and not only did i not even get a simple ‘thank you’ when she came home, she had the nerve to even *criticize* me about it just because they were “dirty” clothes. sometimes ya just can’t win with these ladies!
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Ben Affleck & Henry Cavill: Sad Affleck Interview
ALT: Ben Affleck & Henry Cavill: Sad Affleck Interview
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lady Gaga, Baby Googoo (……. IMO!).
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(extremely respectfully): 😮‍💨
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
with so much respect!!
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
😮‍💨
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ONE BILLION APOLOGIES (sincerely…) *ahem*, take two: “UNC-Greensboro drama major emmylou harris circa ‘the last waltz’ - bash my face to death with a chrome guitar (and let 1978 levon helm, the momentarily hottest man not named paul newman who ever lived, watch). please & thank you.”
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
emmylou harris circa “the last waltz” - bash my face to death with a chrome guitar (and let 1978 levon helm, the momentarily hottest man not named paul newman who ever lived, watch). please & thank you.
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
no! noooooooo!! (… sorry, man 😓)
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Mad Crying
ALT: Mad Crying
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m going out to the courts this weekend just to film the games & correct any bad calls.
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this is basically the exact equivalent of arguing that roger rabbit should have gotten a best actor nom in 1988 except with far, far less substantive merit.
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🫤
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i think about the boat on the roof all. the. time.
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Cute Child Tipping 'RE2PECT' Hat
ALT: Cute Child Tipping 'RE2PECT' Hat
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Football Player Says "Can't Wait!"
ALT: Football Player Says "Can't Wait!"
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
saw a letterboxd review of the nathan fielder/elizabeth holmes flick that vaguely intimated there may be a charlie kirk connection in it & i have been absolutely vibrating ever since.
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
and, of course, the indisputable #1 greatest song of all-time #duan capper… good night, friends.
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Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)
YouTube video by thelonelyisland
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
temporary placeholder, mood-specific #2 spot #duan
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Jesse Winchester - Sham-A-Ling-Dong-Ding
YouTube video by Jan Hammer
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
DADDY LIKEY 😃🥶☺️
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
mount (tonight’s #3) -more, for obvious reasons #duan
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KENNY ROGERS & DOLLY PARTON - ISLANDS IN THE STREAM - HQ Audio
YouTube video by paradiseresort
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
winding it down with the mount rushmore of 4 greatest songs ever* #duan? (*as per my mood tonight, subject to daily change) … in no particular order but, #4…
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Willie Nelson - Seven Spanish Angels (Lyrics) with Ray Charles
YouTube video by Country Universe
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
peak hardcore #duan
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Pro-pain - One man army
YouTube video by nlaszg
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
it’s ok to like dog shit sometimes #duan
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Where The Boat Leaves From - Zac Brown Band Lyrics
YouTube video by bigdwg350
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
don’t sleep on how good it was, even as a gag #duan.
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IASIP - Charlie sings "I like life at Paddy's Pub"
YouTube video by Frank Reynolds (Best of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
what are you even talking about?
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
never forget the words of the original #duan prophet
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Trevor Moore - High in Church - Time For Guillotines
YouTube video by The Whitest Kids U'Know
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
love da #duan boys
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Three Percent - Waterfells
YouTube video by Timothy Williams
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
who?
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
hmmmmmm… ( #duan)
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Delilah Bon - I Wish A Bitch Would (Lyrics)
YouTube video by Delilah Bon
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#duan!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aystar, Mazza L20 & Still Brickin - Kop That Shit (Scouse Remix) - Episode 3
YouTube video by Aystar
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
MIGHT.
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
you drink pee. i drink love.
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
dork Twitter secret is you
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“mAn DoCtOr WhO gOt DaRk At 4:30, EtC”… guhhhh durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
no
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