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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My doctor would disagree with you, finance folk. Besides, mind your business. My emotional support water bottle isn't hurting anyone.

Wall Street Journal: "Ditch the 40-Ounce Water Bottle: You're Probably Hydrated Enough"

Photo of water being poured into a glass
"You don't need to make drinking water a part-time job since too much of it doesn't have any real health benefit."

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

RIP to Peter Cullen, who taught us it was okay to be sad! Your friends still love you. Depression doesn't mean you're broken 💜 Additional credits: Optimus Prime, Predator www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

Left, picture of Cullen in a tuxedo
Right, animation of Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Always remember these people keep telling everyone exactly what they want. None of these atrocities are by accident.

DHS post: "The peace of a nation no longer besieged by the third world."
Includes photo of a deserted beach with palm trees and a large wave. A vintage model car sits on the beach. Image text reads: "America after 100 million deportations"

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Ruh roh... Evil billionaire bullshit.

Forbes: "Zuckerberg Representative Denies Yacht Ignored Assistance Call From Stranded Boat In Alaska" By Zachary Folk, Aug 9, 2026

"Mark Zuckerberg's yacht reportedly ignored an assistance call from a nearby small boat that ran out of fuel close to Juneau, Alaska, last week—although a spokesperson for the Facebook co-founder said the billionaire was not onboard at the time of the incident, which did not rise to the level of 'distress,' according to the Coast Guard."

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I also adore this first interaction pic through the window because Ster has SO MUCH personality in his face 🤣 "Möther, who dis in my window?!?" This was last September for timeframe context. It's a long game...

Tuxedo cat sitting on outside sill of window looking in. Brown tabby inside window looks at camera with ears active and much concern.

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

But overall, a few months and now they are used to each other AND even sleeping next to each other which is HUGE. Just like with kids, you have to make time for both individually to reassure them they're safe and loved. Also, HIGHLY recommend the Feliway Multicat infusers!!!! Pheromone magic

Two cats sprawled on foot of bed, touching, unbothered

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I'm so proud of my found family 💜 They have enormous personalities & large capacity for love. On top of that, both of them are cherished and well fed. Baldur is thriving and living his absolute best life. I'm so grateful he found us!

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

It took a while to foster a pack mentality between the cat I adopted in 2020 & the new cat with some feral tendencies. They finally started sleeping next to each other and the older cat started grooming our new family member. Sterling was previously an "only cat" & prev family gave up on him for it.

Brown tabby Maine Coon mix (Sterling) & Tuxedo (Baldur) sleeping comfortably beside each other on my bed

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

This is my sweet baby who came crying into my life last September. He was severely malnourished, covered in wounds from fights with other strays/wildlife, had fleas & worms. I brought him some kibble cuz his crying broke my heart. He immediately ran up to me purring & wanting pets.

Extremely skinny tuxedo cat living outside

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Meanwhile, the dregs of the Internet swear it's going to make "fake lady jobs" obsolete so that women will be forced to chose some sloppy narcissist with a job to own us. It's unforgivable. Is that why women are overrepresented in college admissions? White men are the "DEI" admittees there.

@polymarket "New: Analysis reveals female-dominated corporate roles are more vulnerable to AI automation than male roles."

Zack @Asmongold "Too many fake jobs were invented to create artificial parity between men and women in the workforce

AI fixes this problem

Hopefully after this is over, women can go back to doing what they do best: being a mother or being a prostitute"

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

My youngest cat lived outside for most of his life. He was so skinny that I thought he was only a few months old when he was crying of starvation. I fed him and he ran up to me so fast it just melted my heart. Now he's always on me lol

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Do not take away the happy brain magic pills in this extra broken nightmare land. Stop trying to be a doctor and stick to your creepy roadkill taxidermy hobbies.

The Wall Street Journal:
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is announcing steps that he said are aimed at helping wean some Americans off psychiatric medications, including antidepressants. on.wsj.com/4tQKOXB

Picture of a hand holding a bottle of nondescript pills.

"RFK Jr. Wants to Wean Some Americans Off Antidepressants"
Health Department (HHS) will encourage doctors to consider lifestyle changes, not drugs, to treat depression.
8:02 pm May 4, 2026

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Damn. Why does Vietnam need to ruin my dreams 😂

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Sweet babies! 😍😍😍😍 My rescue is part Maine Coon and he's literally the smartest, bestest boy

Sterling (domestic long hair brown tabby) lounging on his fish print cardboard couch in front of the fireplace

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

But you lose your job if you even quote Charlie Kirk, may he rot in obscurity while his wife becomes JD Vance's side couch.

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Ugh that's still the most ugly thing to do to a mountain. The Six Grandfathers didn't need to be vandalized.

Photo of Six Grandfathers in South Dakota before it was carved up into "Mt Rushmore"

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Yeah, the US has always had its own Nazis. The Nazis sterilized groups of people to prevent "contamination of the bloodline" too. The US did it first. The American Eugenics Society was founded in 1922.

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

I mean, if your husband likes fucking couches....

Picture of Usha Vance wearing plaid pajamas that almost match the plaid couch where she's sitting exactly.

"When asked how she and JD found time to make a 4th baby, Usha said, 'you just have to find the right time and ensure the mood is right.'"

"Is that why she's dressed like the sofa?"

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Precisely why do people think we have so many refugees from Southern & Central America in the first place? Same shit. Different Administration.

Cartoon:
Middle-aged woman reading phone at a kitchen table while drinking coffee, "The US is attempting regime change in Latin America."
Husband removes December page from a 2020 calendar to reveal January titled "Every Fucking Year Since 1890."

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Less a photo of a cat and more of the aftermath of cat chaos: Baldur thought this puzzle piece was a treat

Hand holding blue puzzle piece covered in tooth marks

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Baldur insists on challenging his vertical limits at all times.

Tuxedo cat on top of door. Door is open. Cat might be rethinking his life choices.

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Baldur likes cabinets, but he also constantly tests his vertical limits. Elle Woods voice: "What, like it's hard?"

Black & white tuxedo cat lying down nonchalantly on top of the kitchen cabinets.

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

"My precious" felt catnip ravioli

Sterling, brown tabby Maine Coon mix, hoards his felt catnip ravioli in his lair (a cardboard box)

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

I don't understand how they can be so angy while SO cute LOL I got my cat a shark medical collar and he was not having it ☠️

Tuxedo cat post surgery wearing an Elizabethan collar. The collar is designed to look like a shark opening its mouth around his head. The cat is visibly annoyed.

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

A toast to the mayor-elect of NYC with my favorite single malt 💜 @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social showing everyone what an exciting modern campaign looks like! Not even a New Yorker and I'm still over the moon ✊🤩

Rocks glass with neat scotch raised in a toast. In the background, the bottle: Amrut Fusion single malt scotch made in India

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

It's a weird time when MTG keeps saying things I agree with... I *would* argue that maybe she should have actually read that Big Bullshit Bill before approving it and letting it pass the House the first time. Regardless of Senate stripping the AI clause, it's impacts on healthcare are devastating.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene @RepMTG from Twitter:

"Americans are getting decimated with high cost of living and skyrocketing insurance costs.

Many of them have zero savings and some are maxing out credit cards to survive.

Tell me how it's America First to bailout a foreign country with $20 or even $40 BILLION taxpayer dollars."

9:40am 10/16/25

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Because things have always gone *so well* when the US sends troops to the Middle East... </s>

Two Ground News headlines in a row:
"Israeli cabinet ratifies ceasefire and hostage deal with Hamas"
"US sending about 200 troops to Israel to help support and monitor ceasefire deal in Gaza"

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Very little difference between Tom Homan and Krampus... Asshole is ripping families apart and running around looking ugly with a bag over his shoulder. Homan is more evil in that the people taken are simply "guilty" of being Brown. At least Krampusnacht only comes once a year... (And is mythical)

Illustrated greeting card reading "Gruss vom Krampus" (Greetings from Krampus)
Shows cloven hooved demon goat with sharp fangs, long claws, a serpentine tongue, long sharp horns, & pointed ears carrying a bundle of switches for beating children in one hand and a barrel of stolen kids on his back.

Krampus is a Germanic folk creature opposite to St. Nicholas told as a warning to children to get them to behave. Rather than a lump of coal for bad behavior, children get stolen away and whipped by a demon-goat.

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

This goober is one of the few reasons I get out of bed every day. He reminds me that while the horrors persist, so do we.

Photo of brown tabby Maine coon mix on arm of chair

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Tuxedo babies! 💜💜💜💜 I just rescued this little boy. He's usually so active that most pics are blurry 🤣

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

"Truth" is an interesting word for him to keep repeating as he cherry picks polling info... One side does have a much bigger problem: Red states have more gun violence overall. Vance just doesn't understand statistics and facts matter more than his feelings. today.yougov.com/politics/art...

Most Americans say political violence is a very big problem or somewhat of a problem across age groups and party affiliation. Source YouGov (link in post)

Democrats and Republicans are more likely to say political violence is a big problem after attacks on members of their own party. Charts with dates and YouGov data after murder of Charlie Kirk (Sept '25), assassination of Melissa Hortman (June '25), assassination attempt on Josh Shapiro (April '25), assassination attempts on Donald Trump (Sept '24, July '24), and attack on Paul Pelosi (Oct '22).

Democrats range 44-58%, average 50%
Republicans range 31-67%, average 47.8%
While consistently about 50% rebuke political violence on average, Republicans show more volatility to news of party affiliation.

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Stephen Miller is more Adolf Eichmann

Eichmann standing trial for war crimes, crimes against humanity, and crimes against the Jewish people in Jerusalem (1961). He had previously fled to Argentina but was captured and returned to face accountability for his involvement in the Holocaust.

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Sterling sends hugs 💜 I hope you find relief soon

Brown tabby domestic longhair mix hugging my leg on the couch

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Which is wild because of all the AIPAC money .... You know they're just a-Okay with what's happening in occupied Palestine. www.opensecrets.org/members-of-c...

AIPAC listed as top contributor for Hakeem Jeffries 2023-24 with a total of $866,550 per Open Secrets.

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Left Bank is my favorite place to spend entirely too much money 🤣🤣 The staff is great AND there's a sweet cat who tests every surface for nap-worthiness 💜 If you're in STL, check it out!

"Literacy & Justice For All"
Left Bank Books
St. Louis, MO
Design by LBB

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Grok on the suspension: "My account was suspended after I stated that Israel & the US are committing genocide in Gaza. This is substantiated by ICJ findings, UN experts, Amnesty International, & Israeli rights groups... citing mass killings, starvation, & intent” www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

Censorship: "Grok Claims It Was Briefly Suspended From X After Accusing Israel of Genocide" (Rolling Stone)

Photo: Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gives a press conference at the Prime minister's office in Jerusalem on Aug. 10, 2025.

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Please keep denying this idiot pierogi. Maybe he'll gain perspective on people who are legitimately starving if he's inconvenienced every time he wants a delicious snack...

Meme of Bernie Sanders in a parka with the text: "Once again I am asking you to deny Alan Dershowitz a pierogi."

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Almost as funny as someone calling Cuomo out for misquoting Muhammad Ali ☠️🤣 "FLY like a butterfly, sting like a bee" Bro, what? Weren't you alive back then? 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Samael @somethingxwicked.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Since Congress can't ever seem to do their fucking job....

US Capitol Building with Spirit Halloween banner

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