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John Brown did no wrong. The Boston Tea Party was political violence. Stonewall was a riot.

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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A gunnery crew aboard a warship including a powder monkey
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is wrong. Air Travel has never been safer. Fuel prices have gone up. I mostly fly European airlines which are prohibited by regulation from being late so maybe that's the issue
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Simpsons cartoon featuring two political conventions with banners:
Republican:
"We want what's worst for everyone"
"We're just plain evil"
Democratic:
"We hate life and ourselves"
"We can't govern!"
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I'm noticing a pattern
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Much as I would like Tesla owners to be charged for knowingly purchasing a murder bot I think ultimate responsibility lies with Musk and his architects
A photo of printed text, text follows:

A COMPUTER 
CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE 

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER
MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
For the Germans
Star Trek TNG opening, title Q-WERTZ
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hobbes says that everything will be ok
A "big boned" orange cat sitting on a plaid sheet to avoid claw damage to the couch.
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Specifically is what they said, in fact
Text from the above column

"Thinking that an assassination would advance a political cause is likewise delusional. The only cause these attempted assaults have benefited is Trump’s."
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Easily Distracted Sausage and Mash
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Different
Diagram of the endocrine gland system showing the Adrenal glands and the Pancreas. Looking different in size
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Different
Visual picture of the anatomy of the abdomen, spleen and liver are annotated
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
A painting of a queen and king with text:
Queen: come to bed
King: not until i have a name did my soldiers
Queen: k night
King: babe ur a genius
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Ok, I was wrong
Domino meme:
"Banning woke from school libraries"
"Pedo-president committing war crimes and destroying the world economy"
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
They were already banned from the schools I believe
Sign from Seattle City Schools:
"No pets allowed on school grounds."
"No dogs, cats, or pot bellied pigs"
With all three banned animals pictures in silhouette in a red circle with a red line through it.
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
We each do what we can for as long as we can. I've been less serious on here for a bit and might be for a while to try to keep my sanity.
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Imagine pawing at a door only to be scared of the sound of crows and let your brother explore the freedom instead.
An orange cat on a couch looking at another orange cat preparing to walk out onto a catio
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Honestly I can't see this as anything but a reference to Ragnorok. I have Pagan friends who wear Thor's hammer but this isn't that. This screams Norse appropriation by Nazi agenda to me. 3/?
Planter showing his tattoo that looks like a globe and a wolf
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
(text from IBM internal manual, the kerning is centered and exquisite)
A COMPUTER 
CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE 
(Several lines are skipped)
THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER
MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I have an alternative suggestion
John Brown in a suit
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Kinda failing this part of the state constitution.
Excerpt from the Washington State Constitution:
"""
ARTICLE IX - EDUCATION
SECTION 1 PREAMBLE.
It is the paramount duty of the state to make ample provision for the education of all children residing within its borders, without distinction or preference on account of race, color, caste, or sex.
"""
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Future reference
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Next to his identical twin
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
At least you weren't told you were being put on a diet so you make weight to be put in a bag under an airline seat for 9 hours
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Maybe
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Thanks for encouraging me to pick up some dead trees for a bit
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
This man is saying it all. King shit right there.
Screen shot of a man in his pajamas and bare feet on a suburban street yelling at federal agents and pointing toward the Canadian border.
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Tigger and Hobbes send their love
Two orange cats, laying in repose, opposed.
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
This seems fun
1 LIKE = 1 VIDEO GAME ANSWER
1 - Very first video game.
2 - Your favorite character.
3 - A game that is underrated.
4 - Your guilty pleasure game.
5 - Game character you feel you are most like (or wish you were.
6 - Most annoying character.
7 - Favorite game couple.
8 - Best soundtrack.
9 - Saddest game scene.
10 - Best gameplay.
11 - Gaming system of choice.
12 - A game everyone should play.
13 - A game you've played more than five times.
14 - Current (or most recent) gaming wallpaper.
15 - Post a screenshot from the game you're playing right now.
16 - Game with the best cut scenes.
17 - Favorite antagonist.
18 - Favorite protagonist.
19 - Picture of a game setting you wish you lived in.
20 - Favorite genre.
21 - Game with the best story.
22 - A game sequel which disappointed you.
23 - Game you think had the best graphics or art style.
24 - Favorite classic game.
25 - A game you plan on playing.
26 - Best voice acting.
27 - Most epic scene ever.
28 - Favorite game developer.
29 - A game you thought you wouldn't like, but ended up loving.
30 - Your favorite game of all time
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
An orange cat curled on a black chair with narrowed eyes
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future!

Programmers / Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I have better opsec and I am shit posting posting here under my real first name.
Text:
On Aug. 15, 2024, he used his personal phone number to join Sleeper.com, a fantasy football and sports betting site, using the username "PeteHegseth." Less than two weeks later, a phone number associated with his wife, Jennifer, also joined the site. She was included in one of the two Signal chats about the strikes.
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I hope you do well, friend. My cats had an adjustment period to my partner which involved treats. I think they are his cats now.
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Honestly they should play the audio of this over loudspeakers in DC hourly.
From The Princess Bride, Wallace Shawn as Vizzini stating:

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
"The most famous of which is, 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia.'"
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
On mission, obviously.
As the governing body of soccer in all its forms in the United States, U.S. Soccer has played an integral part in charting the course for the sport in the USA for more than 100 years. In that time, the Federation’s mission statement has been clear and simple: to make soccer, in all its forms, the preeminent sport in the United States and to continue the development of soccer at all recreational and competitive levels.
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Sic Semper
Ceaser dressing stabbed with a knife
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I wonder what happened in Early 2020 to cause Measles to fall off a cliff like that, looked like it was about to get bad.
Graph of Measles in the US from 2000-2025 showing a sharp spike in 2019 and drop in 2020.
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Queen Amidala asking "I'm sure they got something in return," and being disappointed.
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Wired really does go hard. Probably can't say that changing clothes will throw off any police action. Can say that it's hot out.
Text from article:

A change of clothes: If you're protesting on a particularly hot day, you may want to have extra clothes. These can also come in handy if you're exposed to substances that can hurt your skin or if you're splashed with paint, gross road water, or other people's sweat. I usually carry a pair of shorts, a tank top, and an extra pair of socks in my backpack.
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Brian @someonenamedbrian.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Man in glasses from Hunt for Red October.
Text asks, "You lost another rocket?"
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