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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞

@someguy3657.bsky.social
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18+ bi M. This is where I'll be posting/reposting my art and liking really weird porn. So y'know, don't follow me if you're under 18 or I'll steal your kneecaps. Also, sometimes I write stuff. DM friendly My FA: www.furaffinity.net/user/nullv0id

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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eager, willing snacks are a lot of fun in vore scenes! And if I can help the bug be a bit more confident, all the better!
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love bug characters! They always seem so cute and interesting! As for TinTon, he's adorable! That third picture especially. He can do this to a tiny Koopa any day, and I'd make sure to rub on his tongue a whole lot if he decides to go through with having a snack~
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oviposition is eggs. More specifically, someone or something laying eggs, either out in the open or into another partner
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh God I'm right there with you The thought of getting pinned to the wall by either of those? Keeps me up at night
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ooh, very handsome dragonfly! And it's always a thrill to see uncommon furry species, too! He looks handsome as hell, and I wish I could be one of the guys in that first pic. Very attractive cock, too! Pinning him down and riding him cowgirl style sounds like a fun time for both of us~
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We do love a nice donut...
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't blame you for one bit. Bug horse is so good...
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's always such a mood for me. I'd be the biggest sweetheart to micros. Make a lil sanctuary in my house for them and treat them right. No need for them to hide and scavenge anymore, I'll happily share my food and watch movies with them, like so
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ooh, a kind owner! Then yeah, definitely hire me as an assistant~
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Really happy to see all of these OCs! This thread is pretty much permanently open so feel free to post OCs at any time, and I'll reply to them with my thoughts Also, I made this post when it was still early. That's meant to say "unfiltered"
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Awesome! ...wait, what happened to the last assistants? 👀
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ooh, I dig them! Always loved the floating hands thing on characters, it can be quite interesting! And yes, I do like what I see. A very nice ass on them, too! Might need to take a closer look, though. Like, real close.
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Could always go smaller~
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is Samuel looking for new assistants? If so, I'd like to apply for a position, and he can apply his paw down on my tiny body for the next few hours~
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Promise?~
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh no, my love of imps and other normally small creatures looming over me What do I do? Whatever the hell this imp tells me. But if I have to choose? Well, with an ass like in that second pic, I'm definitely making out with it as I feel myself dwindle smaller and smaller!
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I will immediately enter his shop, put a bunch of money on the counter, and ask that I be shrunk right now to get the view in that fourth picture This magical foxxo is precious and handsome as hell and I want to be puny right in front of him, ready to let him do anything to me~
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So what you're saying is that there's no use in running, and I should just surrender to scug maw?
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But from what I remember of you, you WANT to be Koopa property! Such a loyal lil kobold like you surely wants to serve, right? Come here, lil guy. My feet are aching and I know how much you want to worship them. If you do a good job, I might gently smush you under them~
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your Cubone is so cute! I love his eyes and his scarf! Tiny cuties like you can stay in my scarf any day! I'd treat you so nicely, and I hope you'd do the same if I was the one all tiny! ❤️
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maaaaan, how could I NOT love this big scug? I swear, the way you draw maws always makes them look so inviting and soft. And whenever I see this character, I just want to end up as a small lump going down their throat That last picture especially, good god 💦
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ohh, he looks handsome! I'd love to get to know him better, no matter what that might entail! I can totally picture him and Danny hanging out and getting up to some really frisky fun. Doesn't matter if he's dom or sub, big or small, we'll have fun one way or another~
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What an adorable and loyal lil kitty. I'll be sure to keep you down there for a good long while~
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remember you being a simp for Koopas! Adorable teeny tiny kitty should definitely end up inside of my boot, especially before a long and very sweaty guard shift I'm sure you won't mind licking my feet nice and clean, right? I promise I'll knead you into the damp insole as thanks~
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You're asking me for my thoughts on your bunny with that second picture right there? Yeah, please shrink me down to a puny little speck and destroy me in any way you want. Drown me in your cum, eat me, make me live between your toes, crush me, whatever the hell you want~
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You do! I'm terrible at keeping up with folks, lol
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Best fucking Smeargle right here, hot as fuck, too. I want to suck your dick, eat your ass, and lick your soles like there's no tommorrow Put me on a leash and collar and I'll be your fucking bitch for as long as you want
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I do remember us talking about a two part commission idea. I'd still love to have the tiny chilla squirming between Danny's cock and balls~
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd be more than fine with either of those outcomes happening, whether it's me worshipping a handsome bear or two gay Koopas getting it on~ Yet another thought to add to the "potential commission" pile, lmao
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Absolutely adorable chilla, extremely cute character I seriously can't decide if I want him to be tiny so I could have him end up in my pants, or if I want to be puny to him so I worship his cute body like a God. Maybe leaning slightly towards the latter but either way, god, love him
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
...should I be worried?
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your bear is unfairly fucking hot, I swear to god. Every art I see of him, especially the ones where he's huge, got me going rabid. Fucking hot as hell and I'd do anything he'd want And of course, I can't ignore your cute Koopa as well! He and Danny should 100% make out in a very gay way
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You're unironically the only reason I like Dracumons, and while I prefer your short form, Rudi is hot as hell no matter what I still simp suuuuper hard for the art you've given me where I'm all tiny, too. The one of you and Kero looming and vore teasing me gets me going every time, like fuck
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey, the smaller I am, the fatter the frog ass, so that's fine in my book!
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This frog can sit on my face for the next several hours with an ass this fat, goddamn. As if Greninjas weren't hot enough already...
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What, are you complaining? Guess that's another week for you, then
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I warned you I'd be shameless~
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Best simp ever. Fun to tease and bully no matter your form, and I definitely need to put you in Paul's shorts for several more hours. You better not stop licking if you want out, shrimp I still can't thank you enough for all the gift art, too! I wanna get more pics of our characters together!
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh geez, you're giving me a lot here! Don't wanna write a bunch of posts for all of them, so I'll just say: They're all fantastic in design, very handsome and cool, and I'd let them all make me very, very tiny~
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BEST FRIEND. Massive cutie. I love you so much, you have no idea I'm going to have all of my big characters make you into a mommy for many, many years to come, mark my words. Making you squirm like crazy brings such insane joy into my life What a good girl
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oooh, he looks like a handsome, chill kind of guy! I'd definitely give him a blowjob while he relaxes on the couch Of course, seeing some of your art of him, odds are I'd be satisfying him in another, more gurgly kind of way!
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goddamn handsome Yoshi. I'd suck his dick for sure, let him grip my head and go to town if he felt like it And of course, if made tiny, I'd worship any and every part he presents to me~
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God please. PLEASE. Just let me worship for hours
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your hedgie is SO cute I love him SO much. I still simp for that pic of him being all big and gentle and kind. I love him, both in a dom and a sub mood As for Flo, I don't know them TOO much but from what I've seen, they would absolutely destroy me if I was a micro near them. So please make me tiny
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God this fucking mouse holy shit Please shrink me to a speck and just completely destroy me. Or better yet, push me right between your ass cheeks so I can sniff and lick at your giant mouse hole for hours, PLEASE.
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
10/10 best footwife right there Fellas, if you want someone to lay on your soles and worship them like divine beings, look no further. You can reward him for it by trampling him into the ground, too. A win/win for sure
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know what? I'm bored, and feeling playful Post your OC or fursona on here and I'll give you my completely unfilthered thoughts on them. Could be sizeplay focus, kink focus, or just regular sex focus Fair warning, I will be completely shameless in my answers
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What, the clumsiest and unluckiest soldier in the Koopa army, forgetting about a lil bird deep in his shoe after several long hours of sweaty guard duty where he has to walk around a lot? Naaaaaaah, could never happen
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Danny the Dry Bones 🔞 @someguy3657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He definitely would, blushing like the massive dork he is Maybe he's lean his foot down a bit too far and accidentally squish you a bit. He'd apologize SO much for that
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