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somebodiesalt.bsky.social

@somebodiesalt.bsky.social
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Nothing more, nothing less. 22 years old, interacts with 18+ because obviously

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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hell yeah pal 🙏(High fiving you)
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oughhhh yess yessssss 100 dayssss yesss oughhh ;akjglskdjgsdfjh;ksjhsl;kfjh
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
guhh,,, rougelike where you fart to kill enemies... someone needs to invest in that RIGHT NOWW
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She’s lovelyyy…
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ough, love the implication that if she didn't accidentally shit herself just then, or if she purposely held it in, she would just, keep farting, nonstop, probably getting worse and worse the longer she goes without pooping... guh...
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hmmm... we should do some experiments to figure out why your guts hate ube so much :3c first one is feeding you an entire bowl of delicious purple yam :3cccc
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
guh,,, what iff... 2 cupcake... double the explosions...
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
constipation 🤤🤤🤤
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yippie! yay! huzzah! farts :3c
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
YAY!!! yippe :3 how splendid >~<
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it‘s very, very hot >< you should, maybe, make one for every single drawing everr
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Silly flower, Humans dont just poop wherever, they hold it in untill they get to a bathroom! Huh? You’re saying there aren't any bathrooms in the dark world? None at all? Well, you better start clenching then~
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wow, such a deep brown… incredible~
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just, characters accumulating a ton of shit is super hot and incredible and oughhhhh hkglfkfkhskshdjsbe… its incredible…. the gas gets to be such a dark-brown color, the noises and grumbles and bubbles they gotta deal with, everything, its so good~
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Or someone doing it on purpose, barely clenching back a months worth of pent up waste, squirming and praying it stays in, before the urge finally dissipates and they breath a sigh of relife… letting out the wettest gas and praying its just a fart because they dont wanna break their streak of holding
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
imagine someone going about their business as normal, except for the fact that their bowels are a complete orb because they’ve been clogged for 3 weeks and nothings worked, so their forced to go about their daily life with a churning mess of insides, letting out gas that smells like pure shit… ough
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You should do more constipation stuff! its rare to find people who do it in the first place, much moreso people who do it well, and with the internal’s you’ve done i bet you’d be a natural :3c
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Misread your post, still on team "crowning and holding and desperation" but i see your point :3
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
wowie >w< sounds refreshing…
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Y'know what, i can compromise on Plue//y, Plue//y would definitely have a fat ass
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Counterpoint, it would be really really funny if Ba//ttat has the largest
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yippie! someone should give toriel a butterscotch pie to celebrate! certainly no unintended side effects could be caused by this action :3c
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
so real ngl
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
woag... she sure can...
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🫂
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
True, was a great time >w<
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
sure :3
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
no 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thank u for drawing them!!
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As an inherently social creature, i don't think that's possible pal, please don't feel bad for enjoying being around people...
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
yippie! in that case would it be possible for you to do ralsei letting loose a massive deep brown fart while desperately holding in a dump? (Bonus points if ralsei's guts are bloated and you can see the stomach gurglesss hgksjgljhsg...)
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
okk so, if we ourselves dont have an oc, would it be reasonable to ask for one of our friends oc's/a character from a piece of media we like?
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
omggg she needs to go so bad omg omg omg omggggg >w<
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
gosh... what i would do to be that backed up @w@
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ik when i've had rough times, physically holding my butt closed with my hand helped, idk how effective it would be for you but that might be useful...
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i believe in you! just give it a shot :3c
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh, maybeee, if you loaded yourself up with foods that make you gassy, you'll be able to let loose pressure more often and you'll feel better :3ccccc /j /j /srs /eat a ton of beanss please that would be incredible
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
omggggg >< so good... remember to clenchhhhh real tight pal~ if you got something proper, wouldent hurt to jam a plug up there to really make sure you cant go...
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Its great in so many wayss~ you get to feel that warm, heavy fullness in your bowelss, those comfy gurgles and rumbles of a packed gut... and the longer the hold, the better it feels when it eventually comes out of you~ how long have you been holding it anyways~?
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You should holddd itttt :3cccc everyone knows holding it is better for u :3c
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ok so how many times does the cycle repeat before you unlock the optional branching path “take the largest dump of your life”?
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ok but consider, someone clenching for dear life saying “nah i’m fine i can hold it“
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
delightful! best of luck to your future holding endeavors, remember to eat a ton and clench tightly, and it’ll be a delight to hear about the next time you break your record :3c
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ah, fair, fair…the softness might have been caused by gas pockets if you werent farting lol :3 oh, and maybe try Imodium next time to help draw out some water and make it thicker… would also maybe help you hold it longer too :3cc
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
waowww… okk now i have more questionss… like how did it feel in your bowels near the endd, how was the gas, how big was itt… a week is so long ><
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
fascinating... soooo, what's the longest you've gone without using the bathroom~?
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@w@ incredible… (sry i known i've been commenting a lot but like seriously this is so good and its making me feel things i havent felt before like ><)
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
waow… more lav and asriel art in the future… 🥺
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somebodiesalt.bsky.social @somebodiesalt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(feel free to ignore me just also fawning over azzy omg i need her)
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