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Some Asshole

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Just a regular old asshole

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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Holy shit. Deep memory unlocked. I had this game.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Made one all star game...at 40!? Hope for me yet.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wohran Wawdani
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mamdani won the votes of people not out vacationing in the Vineyard or Greece. So close to the point.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Fat Tony Stabby
Alt: Fat Tony Stabby
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's the worm beef from Argentina that China rejected.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not it.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not to mention all the externalities. Increased costs to consumers and businesses. Any jurisdiction considering suspension of gas taxes. Depletion of our soft and hard power. Et cetera.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's where you have...uh..."cum cocktails."
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shouldn't stand next to Ted Cruz.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Caddyshack Judge Smails: Well, We're Waiting
Alt: Caddyshack Judge Smails: Well, We're Waiting
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's not a bribe if you never pay it!
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Smart Thinking Meme
Alt: Smart Thinking Meme
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Nicolas Cage: Feel That? That's Friday!
Alt: Nicolas Cage: Feel That? That's Friday!
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Denzel Washington Says 'Get Out'
ALT: Denzel Washington Says 'Get Out'
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He is Him
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Of course they're going to the bathroom. That's where Trump put all the classified documents.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This guy knows numbers.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Dare he even go for a blue ribbon working group?
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Did He Say Blue Ribbon? The Simpsons
Alt: Did He Say Blue Ribbon? The Simpsons
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
*lectantic
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
New life goal unlocked. I want to be this particular ranter.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
There are people in a city every week of the year? Egads! /s
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Not here
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Pretty sure Nancy Mace is already viral.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I agree. A line going across that section of southern Brooklyn would be very useful. IBX will help, too, though it will be a fair bit north of this proposal.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Aged Johnny Cats H2O is prized for its exquisite mouthfeel. Could probably fetch thousands at auction.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
No arguments here. JD Vance is an asshole.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
To be fair, instructions "open book" unclear. Threat detected, commence shooting book.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oh no! Not the keffiyeh-printed phone cases! /s
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
No, I'm full.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I categorically deny any affiliation with Stephen Asshole Smith.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Newspaper quoting former Mets player Mookie Wilson:

"When I'm in a slump, I comfort myself by saying if I believe in dinosaurs, then somewhere, they must be believing in me. And if they believe in me, then I can believe in me. Then I bust out."
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Notice the Yankees never win when Republicans are in the white house.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
And then the constant "hey it was supposed to be 15 days to stop the spread, why isn't it stopped, librulz?" Because...they didn't do it. Which made it many months for everyone else trying to be responsible or defend those vulnerable.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Hot garbage juice stench built this city, pal! /s
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Shaka, when the walls fell
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Who wouldn't want Whiskey Fridays with Ross Doubt That?
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I am reminded of Lou Dobbs back on CNN around when he was moving from just business commentary doing a whole big thing about Hazleton along with his NAFTA superhighway nonsense around...2005-ish?
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Naturally, you paid for your own education, libraries, etc since birth. Why can't those children do bootstraps?
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm old enough to remember when they said John Kerry was the most radical liberal in the Senate, and Edwards was number three. Then they pulled that same line for Obama/Biden. Ad infinitum.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
In contrast to the radio, which had John Sterling on his 30+ year run and Suzyn Waldman, now Waldman and Dave Sims doing most games, the Yankees TV crew often did rotations in recent years. Michael Kay is there for most games but will not make every trip, for example.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
That's why the oat bran is cracklin'.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Woke Bill Kristol was never on my bingo card.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Replicating the summer school experience.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I use these to stir my drink.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
That's our clutch .153 hitter!
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They're not saying boo, they're saying BooS.A.!
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
How originalist can the Court be if there are no Articles of Confederation stans?
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It's a crypto-bridge now. Like that bored ape, but a bridge.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Somehow, all of them.
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Some Asshole @someasshole.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Takes me back. I played the hell out of this game. Probably some peak 90s Americanism right there.
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