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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets

@some.egrets.ca
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weird animal person on the internet. i watch space rocks and yell at computers for my day job. don't mean to brag but im kind of the best at burnout i am the cause of most of my own problems probably too old for any of this bullshit he/him

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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 28/09/2026
another one bites the dust
another washroom door blocked and taped over with a bar, two different signs, caution tape, and a floor sign warning that the washroom is closed due to a water leak
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 25/09/2026
oh, i have one too! this is the critter that made both of ours: www.apoxonindustries.com
hoodie with wings for arms
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 19/09/2026
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 18/09/2026
this is not a place of honour
washroom door taped shut with yellow caution tape and a sign reading "WASHROOM OUT OF ORDER"
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 16/09/2026
yoshi throwing an egg
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 14/09/2026
😒
some kinda small weasel or stoat hanging onto a heron's beak
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 13/09/2026
still playing with the new toy (featuring @evieveevee.com's stream critter, approximately, if you don't look too closely)
a kinda rough, not-great sketch of an eevee on my writable ereader. it looks approximately like a pen ink sketch?
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 11/09/2026
oh funny, i *just* got one of these writable e-ink deals because a laptop in things like meetings is just an annoying distraction and freehanding when doing diagramming to work through a problem is super good... anyway have some egrets art
wrirable e-ink tablet+reader that i drew a scribbly picture of a heron looking down at some written text on, captioned "this heron is judging my penbirdship..."
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 05/09/2026
the skounk
skunk in some grass
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 05/09/2026
i will make you my friend
crow sitting on an overhead sign support
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 30/08/2026
weird that you blew through your budget so fast
Zero Attack Fees

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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 29/08/2026
i kinda love these scenes like, maximally packed with lots of funny little details or funny bits
ADVISORY
barkbark
snarl arf
woofwoof
grrrrrrr
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 29/08/2026
I'm gonna be real with you
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 29/08/2026
heron chic (steal her look, impale a fish with your entire face)
action photo of great blue heron catching a fish, reflected in water
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 28/08/2026
we did it, folks
CO2 sensor reading 621 ppm
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 28/08/2026
i wish i didn't have to know what an electrical wire was
text accompanied by a photo of a groundhog:

"They chew through anything in their path,” Pineda said. “They might also confuse an electrical wire for a root because they probably don’t really know what an electrical wire is.”
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 28/08/2026
anyway here's my funny little guy (absolutely took a little inspiration from Needle Knight Leo because yeah to a mouse, needles is swords!)
super rough little mouse guy holding a needle like a sword, but it's not very good (ink on red post-it note)
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 26/08/2026
that's a new one, bsky (the empty box can be slightly dragged up or down but can't be dismissed)
bsky except almost all of the screen is covered by an empty grey rectangle that i can't move out of the way
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 25/08/2026
yeah i mean there are a ton of cars that cost more but it lines up with the low end, no frills
nissan sentra page headerthe car is priced (starting at) $27886
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 25/08/2026
and they get really creative with it! like this is a 10/10, no notes, perfect bilingual label. i hope someone got a promotion for this
bottles of No Name cheez whiz equivalent, labelled: "cheese-tastic! fromidable!"
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 21/08/2026
GET OFF MY SCREEN
screenshot of the banner that appears at the top of twitch chat when you enable vertical format

it's just trying to get you to buy more gift subs
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 18/08/2026
is that good?
hellraiser lament configuration
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 18/08/2026
it's not *quite* that, but...
Rocky's Boots title screen, low res 4-colour graphics. It's a pink raccoon standing next to a contraption made mostly of logic gate symbols
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 17/08/2026
yeah it can be both artistically interesting and like, bad i just snapped this with my phone where i happened to be standing because it's what i had, but the sun did for real look like an angry red circle and you could probably do some interesting composition with that, esp with a better sensor
kinda nondescript parking garage infrastructure but the sky is flat grey and the sun is an angry reddish-orange circle through all the smoke
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 13/08/2026
i mean as long as i don't have to compete in the whole lethal illegal salvaging as an indentured corporate mercenary in a never ending cycle of death and rebirth thing? kinda okay. functional immortality? perfect biosynthetic body at peak performance free of the weakness of flesh?
thief shell from Marathon
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 13/08/2026
i was literally just copying this same thing
diagram from that one patent where a guy is standing up from his couch to say "MCDONALD'S!" at his TV to make an ad go away
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 13/08/2026
this is what peak performance looks like
big walk creatures
they're kinda like three stacked orbs (one is a big dumpy) with noodly limbs and they've got big side-facing eyes and a beak on their head
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 11/08/2026
i didn't take photos of mine at work but, same hat, made a cardboard phone stand found one of these later though, so been using it since
adjustable desk stand for phone
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 09/08/2026
i do feel like TOTK felt a little bit repetitive after finishing BOTW, and i felt like the depths were waaay too big for how samey and bland they were, the building mechanics let you do *so* much freeform creativity, they're absolutely the heart of the game. (also: sky islands kinda slap)
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 07/08/2026
these little guys from FFV are precious i think there should be more of them
magnetite from FFV, it's like a little green lizard guy with little horns carrying a big horseshoe magnet almost the size of their entire body
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 02/08/2026
oh i don't have a lot of like examples on hand that i specifically remember but my parents old old old buick had a display like this
digital instrument cluster for an old probably 1980s era buick. it's all green and red angular lights set against faux wood panelling
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 20/07/2026
think it's gotta be Accolade Grand Prix for C64, although they had a few of them that were in a very similar engine give or take a year or two so it might have been one of those...?
screenshot, C64 racing game, low res first person view inside a car
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 17/07/2026
sky's angry
grey sky blotted out by smoke, the sun appears as a strange, incandescent orange-red orb
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 15/07/2026
normal sky colour
photograph of rooftops and industrial cooling equipment set against a yellowish-brown sky. the air quality is so bad, everything has a yellowish-brown cast. it's almost sepia tones
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 14/07/2026
yeah
eggbug plush
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 13/07/2026
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 12/07/2026
:)
box art for Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure for the PlaystationRhapsody is a theatrical musical in regard to its presentation style, containing frequent cut scenes that are sung, rather than simply spoken and acted.
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 08/07/2026
i knew this felt familiar and i just remembered
yoshi emote from mario party also looking very... tired, i guess
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 05/07/2026
weird i wonder what might be causing that
air quality map. the entire continental US sucks shit
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 04/07/2026
i just call that going outside
humidity 94%
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 02/07/2026
yeah i ended up here but probably because in cases where there was a "the entire technology is just theft" vs a "it is unfit for purpose" answer i went with the theft one
result from the same questionnaire as peek, but with "The Union Organizer" as the result. Placement on the four quadrant grid is pretty close to OP.
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 02/07/2026
old classic thomas_violence tweet from the before times, "I'm one of the dozens of people worldwide that live in a country that's not America"
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 02/07/2026
TIL that the entire reason my device has refused to translate things for the last few months unless i enable ai bullshit is because im canadian that "English (Canada)" is load bearing - if i change my device's language to English (US), suddenly it works FUCK OFF I HATE YOU SO MUCH
screenshot of my device refusing to translate text unless i enable Apple Intelligence
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 02/07/2026
not the same thing but i can't not post it
red plush can that looks kind of like a coke but says "cloaca" instead
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 25/06/2026
I was raised on these streets.
low resolution screenshot from the Wizard of Oz game for the Commodore 64 showing a bunch of green-clad citizens of the Emerald City standing around a green street in front of a green palace
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 23/06/2026
ÒvÓ
crop from OP: sign reading "NO BIRD INTERVIEWERS ALLOWED IN SPA"
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 22/06/2026
you mean this maybe? (applies to the main following feed)
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 20/06/2026
it's good to have minigames, this one lives rent free in my head ever since cohost
myno petting website minigame, on the myno website where you can pet myno
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 19/06/2026
ah i see you are fluent in chirps
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 18/06/2026
potato photo, can only do so much with backlighting and straight upward sight lines but i found them again! a bit away from their nest out on their own in entirely different trees!
badly backlit young red tailed hawks in a not particularly identifiable pose
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