Mother Curse @sombracurse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Discord will send you alerts like "send a message to your new friend!" Like uhhh excuse me? Absolutely not, we're gonna sit on each other's friends list and think "oh look they're online!" Randomly for the next 2-5 years instead 010
Mother Curse @sombracurse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My Airbnb had a Jacuzzi this weekend... I want to go back 😭 040
Mother Curse @sombracurse.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Waking up and going to work is stupid. I should get paid simply for thinking about going 😭 360
Mother Curse @sombracurse.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Some men get really butt hurt over pegging jokes. Others suddenly start asking if you're serious. Either way it can be a pain in the ass if you're not careful. 140
Mother Curse @sombracurse.bsky.social · 02/05/2026me trying to use bluesky more but not knowing what I'm doing: "Oh cool! my friends are here! hey man, nice penis! Cool Pokemon team! wow what a place!" 1100
Mother Curse @sombracurse.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I constantly forget I'm on here since I post most on threads now. Then I come over here and forget that it's not threads and that the spoiler posts could be ANYTHING 120
Mother Curse @sombracurse.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I often think about what the world would be like if spider had tiny people hands at the end of each leg. Would they snap??? Could they clap??? Would we hear their little hands pitter patter across the walls?! 110
Mother Curse @sombracurse.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Years ago someone pointed out to me that "Strap on" is "No parts" spelled backwards and I've never been able to forget it. 041
Mother Curse @sombracurse.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I have accepted that I will randomly see penis on here, honestly, no big deal, but what do you think about my new glasses, I'm unsure of them 290
Mother Curse @sombracurse.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I hate when people at work are like "So are you working hard, or hardly working" I just want to be like "This is neither a place for erections nor laziness Robert!" ...but that's an HR violation and they probably wouldn't get the joke anyways 070
Mother Curse @sombracurse.bsky.social · 14/01/2026if trees had teeth would their bark be worse than their bite? 030
Mother Curse @sombracurse.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Woah, forgot people can post n*des on here 🤣🤣🤣🤣 240
Mother Curse @sombracurse.bsky.social · 08/01/2026idk how the fuck discoverability works here but hi: I'm sombra, I'm 32, 6'2 (it's my personality) I'm from ohio, love pokemon I constantly lose the game I'm unhinged on social media I sometimes stream on twitch (that's probably a lie) Can't stand small talk, but I like tall talk hi? 170
Mother Curse @sombracurse.bsky.social · 08/01/2026engagement bate but it's just me not getting engaged. 010
Mother Curse @sombracurse.bsky.social · 05/12/2025You like forkknife and stuff? My buddy is trying to get affiliate, if you have some time to give a view that'd be amazing! www.twitch.tv/los_zonaboyztwitch.tvlos_zonaboyz - TwitchZONA BOYZ 31 DAYS OF DECEMBER - DAY 4 OUT OF 31 - FAHHHHHHHHHHH!😷🤧 - HELP US REACH 100 FOLLOWERS🤍 000
Mother Curse @sombracurse.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I'm not always a probablem, but I am consistently the reason someone needs a solution. 010
Mother Curse @sombracurse.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Just got asked how my internship was going... Thanks? I think? 000
Mother Curse @sombracurse.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Me: *scrolling through the following tab* Also me: okay so some of y'all are SPICY spicy on here, got it 😂 150
Mother Curse @sombracurse.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Requestor: please invite me to your weekly intake call Me: I don't have one Them: add me to your office hours please Me: I don't have those either Them: how do you manage people without setting time aside for them. Me: I do not manage a team Them: (no response) 010
Mother Curse @sombracurse.bsky.social · 30/06/2025You can share you personal improvements and progresses without putting down those who are not on your same path or timeline. 🫡 030
