Solvseus @solvseus.bsky.social · 06/06/2025The scotty dog I had as a kid loved playing soccer. We were both terrible at it, but it was still always fun... 020
Solvseus @solvseus.bsky.social · 04/06/2025I'm pretty sure FEMA is just like, Rick. Maybe Lois too. No, Lois was fired? Oh, ok. Just Rick then I guess... 🥺 022
Solvseus @solvseus.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Life, uh, uh, doesn't work like that and sexuality is actually a spectrum. - Jeff Goldblum probably 000
Solvseus @solvseus.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Dems: what? It's better than nothing! Everyone: no it isn't. Jeffries and Schumer: 000
Solvseus @solvseus.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Blonde Fox lady #29 just pronounced "cabal" as "cable", while defending the current president and calling Biden dumb. No one corrected her. The hypocrisy here is astounding, and no one is even talking about it because there are like 12 other scandals right now. 031
Solvseus @solvseus.bsky.social · 02/06/2025On the plus side, his biggest fans are intelligent and competent, and Joni Ernst was right we're all going to die aren't we... 000
Solvseus @solvseus.bsky.social · 01/06/2025If I had a nickel for every celebrity I've seen standing next to lifesize "Phineas And Ferb" characters, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't that many, but it's weird that it's happened twice... 020
Solvseus @solvseus.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I think I know why Leon is really leaving the admin, and where that blackeye came from: 000
Solvseus @solvseus.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I joked that if we showed him this, he'd believe it, but I guess I wasn't kidding... 🥺 000
Solvseus @solvseus.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I dunno, it made me look closer at other people's hands, and you'd be shocked at what I've found that's totally not MS Paint and the president would believe is real. 1181
Solvseus @solvseus.bsky.social · 30/04/2025This is a totally real picture, and clearly not something I created in MS Paint that would apparently fool the president... 0294
Solvseus @solvseus.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I dunno, I mocked him for this too, but then I looked closer at JP's hand and he might be on to something: 000
