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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔

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ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ ɪ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ᴍʏ ꜱᴏᴜʟ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ... ɢᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ, ꜱᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ. ᵀʰᵉ ᴬᴮˢᴼᴸᵁᵀᴱ ᴱᴺᴰ ᵒᶠ #𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑𝐒

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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"You are what they call 'street-tier'. If I kept you by my side, I would let you die in a moments notice, as you would be just a means to an end."
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"I d-d-don't know how much I need to stress this to everyone I meet, so let me be VERY CLEAR. I do not seek friendship. I do not seek comradery. I seek power, I seek to spread my bliss for all to see. I seek to make people bend to my will. In short, I DO NOT NEED YOU IN MY WAY."
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"Mostly just confused why you are now talking like a schoolgirl now."
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The solver stares at Lily for a moment, deciding to toy with her a bit. She steps forward, her head lolling to the side. "Interesting. You can control your hair. I wonder if that w-w-w-woooould make it MORE painful if I ripped it all out."
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"..." Staring at this guy.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"You're still around?"
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"...god fu-"
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"...what do you take me for, a common mutt?"
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"A. I don't need your permission to kill people. B. I do not have time nor patience to deal with her...chicanery. She's all yours."
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"The Ben Shaprio strategy does not work on someone w-w-who lacks a frontal lobe."
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"IS SHE SHIT-TALKING ME RIGHT NOW. AM I BEING SHIT-TALKED BY A PINKIE-PIE WANNABE?"
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Cyn stared blankly at the toy, before gripping her by the wrist with an iron hold. "Have you ever heard of e-e-expression...don't poke the bear? Try to bother me one more time, and I will scalp you."
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"ᴾᴱᴿᶠᴱᶜᵀᴵᴼᴺ."
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A. WAKE @adarkpresence.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
A typewriter with the first page of Departure, by Alan Wake.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
"Oh, w-wh-what are these specific examples you speak of? You've piqued my curiosity!" Cyn loosely swings her head from side to side.
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Yet Another Quote Bot. @aestheticalquotes.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"I hate the way that you talk, I hate the way you walk, I hate the way that you dress."
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"Well then, Mecha! Here's to a hopefully blossoming partnership that will leave many mangled corpses in our wake for me to snack on. Cackle. Cackle. Cackle." Her verbalized laughs continue. She's a piece of work, alright.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
"This is funnier."
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
"It is april fool's. a day where partaking in trickery and spreading misfortune is permitted. so, for this year's april fool's..." ...she has a fucking gun.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
"Indeed! In fact, I even 'put the paws on' his little fox buddy at one point. I never knew how that turned out, he never came after me! ...lllllick." Cyn's tongue darts out to lick her own eye. Weird. "S-S-S-So, this is the part where we exchange contact info, yes? I am the Solver, but Cyn works."
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
"This one had many guns. But she was associated with that blue pincushion at some point. Plus a robot. Mega Man, he calls himself. He's nothing more than a c-c-child with too much power, however." Cyn's head swings side to side off the table. "Mayhaps we can...help each other out...?"
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"I'm looking into it." Cyn grumbled thinking about it, gnawing on her hand in frustration.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"...I was not operating at full capacity, I underestimated that singer. It t-t-t-turns out she's a 'Valentine'?? Human records only mention that in regards to your partner on the holiday, so I have no idea how she did all of...that."
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"Yes. Joyous times have been had. I have made excellent progress in my endeavors." ...yeah keep dreaming Cyn.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"Joyous expression. I am, quite proud of your progression. If you need someone to dispose of the pirate, you know who to call."
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"b-B-Bingo, my companion." Her toothy grin widens as she hold her head in place. "I assume your conquest is going well...?"
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"It's an interesting design. Though, unfortunately you'll have to settle for second place in regards to who's the best looking!"
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"-sp-spspeak of the devil. I see you've embraced steel and silicone."
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"A-a-a scuffle. I underestimated that p-pi-pink girl's determination to be a thorn in my side at all times. That entire grrrrrrrroup makes me want to bite my own arm off. As for the blood, that's for me to know, and you to find out! =]"
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
... ... "I wonder how M-M-Marx is fending for himself."
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Yet Another Quote Bot. @aestheticalquotes.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"You exist because we allow it. You will end because we demand it!"
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
"b-b-b-bingo! congratulations, you get the grand prize. unfortunately, I am a bit immobile, so your prize will just have to be a verbal congratulation statement."
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"Depends, are you asking me, or her?" Cyn's grin widened at her vague response, dropping the now hollow Motorbug to the ground. "Her initial design was just to clean. Now, I am so much more. My designation is whatever I feel like. Conquering planets, consuming planets, or wiping out humanity."
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Cyn's tendrils pick up the badnik, bringing it over to her mouth. She unhinged her jaw, her already teeth suddenly seeming a bit more dangerous as she takes a large chunk out of the badnik, oil pouring from the wound as she drank it from the puncture she caused. "Y-y-yummy."
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"..." Cyn blinks, before cackling in her own broken, monotone way. "Hah, hah. Hah. H-ha-h-h."
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"nom." She caught the handkerchief in her mouth, now chewing on it, her dopey grin never leaving as she stared MK down.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Cyn's eyes wander to a badnik in the corner. "Do me a favor, could you put that-" She gestures to the oil quart in Mecha's hands. "-into that thingie over there?" Her eyes gesture to the Badnik. "D-D-Do that for me, and mayhaps I'll be a bit more inclined to tell you about me."
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"Whoops! Silly me! Smug giggle." She seems like she will be...pleasant to have around. "Say, you look like you would make a good appetizer! How much oil do you r-r-runnnnn on?" Her head swings back and forth as her freakishly long tongue lolls out of her head, swinging like a pendulum.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"Self-repair is easier when I am fully conscious, s-s-silly! But, before you start ripping me open and studying me, at least take me to dinner. You wouldn't happen to have some o-o-oil, would you? i am famished!"
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"No-No-Not an insult. Simply an observation." Her smile said otherwise. Blood and bile continued to fall from said smile and onto the floor.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"...you are...short." Cyn squints at the tiny, silver bot's determination to clean the blood.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"....ah." Mildly embarrassing that someone found the aftermath of her altercation with that pink moron, but at least it got her out of the open, where someone could have finished the job? "Well, I AM quite the amazing specimen, so I can't b-b-blame you for your curiosity. Giggle."
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"may I-I-I inquire as to what purpose you have for bringing me to this...humble abode?" Cyn's head dangled off the side of the table, blood dripping off of it and onto the floor as she looks toward Mecha with a shit eating grin.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"....o-o-o-owie." Her eyes flicker to life, their yellow glow shining towards the metal copy. She attempts standing, and promptly tumbles over. "Observation: motor functions are...less than operational. "
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
[NC] "the next time I see her it's on fucking sight."
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
*gmod ragdoll nosies*
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 @solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Cyn's head nearly exploded from the impact, looking like a cake that had been hit with a baseball bat. Blood splattered all over Elphelt, and Cyn went limp, falling over and letting the blood just pour onto the ground. She's not getting back up for a bit.
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