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Ken Trant

@solstrom.bsky.social
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Widower, Retired, Father of four, Grandfather of 13.

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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#Humor before I post something less humorous.
3 images with a caption each.
First, a wine glass "Break me and it's 1 year bad luck for you!"
Second, a mirror "That's nothing! Break me and you get 7 years bad luck!"
Third, a condom "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA"
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#Humor
Picture of a mother braiding her daughter's hair. The daughter asks "Mum, did you want a daughter or a son?"
The mother responds, "I wanted a back rub".
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can I get an AMEN!
I asked my grandpa, "After 65 years, you still call grandma Darling, Beautiful, and Honey. What's the secret?"
He said, "I forgot her name 5 years ago and I'm scared to ask her."
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#Humor I'm in a Friday Funday frame of mind, enjoy
Marlboro cigarette add. 2 images side by side;
Left side in a red background has a sad faced baby and says "Before you scold me, Mom... maybe you'd better light up a Marlboro."
The right side has a smiling/happy face baby on a pink background with a inset image of a smiling woman and the caption says "Gee, Mommy you sure enjoy your Marlboro"
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I came across the following today:
The police sometimes investigate by demanding search engine records showing everyone who typed a word or phrase they name. You could end up in a criminal file because of something you searched.
History repeating itself again;
Back in the 80’s everyone on USENET (ARPANET) was talking about the systems in use at the NSA, how extensive they were and how much storage and processing power they had available. The belief was they read every posting and email sent over the net and flagged certain keywords and who wrote them.
In a humorous attempt to overload said systems many people would have email signatures that were heavy with suspected keywords (bomb and such).
I often wonder about the truth of the NSA’s abilities and if true, if anyone ever got ‘tagged’ for their posts/emails.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#Humor
Where has Ken not been?

- Ken has been in many places, but Ken as never been in Cahoots.
  Apparently you can't go there alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
- He's also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
- He has, however, been in Sane.
  They don't have an airport.
  You have to be driven there.
  He has made several trips there, thanks to his family, friends and those where he has worked.
- He would like to go to Conclusions,
  but you have to jump and he's am not too much on physical activity anymore.
- He has also been in Doubt.
  That is a sad place to go and he tries not to visit there too often.
- He has been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
- Sometimes he's in Capable, and he goes there more often as he's getting older.
- One of his favorite places to be is in Suspense,
  It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart.
  At his age he needs all of the stimuli he can get.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#WTF Sometimes it's hard to understand
An advertisement for Iver Johnson Revolvers that says "Accidental discharge impossible" with a picture of a child about 4 or 5 years old holding a pistol. The ad says "Are not toys" they shoot straight and kill. You may need one only once in your lifetime: buy now. so you will have it at that time" $6
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#Humor This is the "Again" part they MAGA is looking for.
Advertisment showing a husband spanking his wife with the caption "If you husband ever finds out; you're not store-testing for fresher coffee"
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Raise your hand if your wife wants/wanted a vacume cleaner for christmas. Go ahead, I'll wait.
An ad for Hover Vacumes that show a woman laying on the floor with her hand on the vacume reading a christmas card. The caption says "Christmas morning she'll be happier with a Hoover.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
2 small dogs in 'Customs coverings'. 1 dog is behind the other dog and is sniffing his behind under the covering.
The text says "No one is above suspicion"
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I heard recently that smoking cigarettes is making a comeback.
Advertisement for Marlboro cigarettes showing a baby saying "before you scold me, Mom... maybe hou'd better light up a Marlboro" and a second saying "Gee, mommy you sure enjoy your Marlboro"
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Why don't I have tattoos?
For the same reason you don't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrarri.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#Humor?
Image on the back of a bus that says weight waters with a single person sitting in the back on the right side. The image is tilted to make it appear that this one person is making the bus lean far over towards the right.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Found on Reddit, had to repost.
If you fly from Palm Beach, FL to Sioux City, IA your ticket will read:
DJT -> SUX
If you fly from Fresno, CA to Fukuoka, Japan & then back to Palm Beach, FL your ticket will read: 
FAT -> FUK -> DJT
If you fly from Fukuoka, Japan to Palm Beach, FL your ticket will read:
FUK -> DJT
The best for last, Palm Beach, FL -> Mount Isa, AU -> Fresno, Pendopo, Indonesia, your ticket reads:
DJT -> ISA -> FAT -> PDO
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#Humor Ah, the 50's were so simple (sarcasm alert).
#Humor Ah, the 50's were so simple (sarcasm alert).

An advertisment for Kellog's PEP that shows a husband holding his wife who is in an apron holding a duster with the words "So the harder a wife works, the cuter she looks!" with 'Cuter she looks!" underlined.
In a smaller image he says "Gosh, honey, you seem to thrive on cooking, cleaning and dusting- and I'm all tuckered out by closing time. What's the  answer?" She says "Vitamins, darling! I always get my vitamins"
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#Humor Dad Jokes
#Humor Dad Jokes
? Why couldn’t the bad sailor learn the alphabet?

Because he always got lost at “C.”

? What kind of cheese isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese.

? What does a spy do when he is cold?

He goes undercover.

? How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

? When do computers overheat?

When they need to vent.

? Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

? If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?

Mistle-toes.

? What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

? What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Depresso.

? How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#Humor
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast 
table. 

Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no 
good in bed either,' and storms out of the house. 

After some time he realizes he was nasty and 
decides to make amends and rings her up. 

She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband 
says, 'What took you so long to answer the phone?' 
She says, 'I was in bed.' 

'In bed this early, doing what?' 

'Getting a second opinion!' 

(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#Humor
#Humor
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th
wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!'

'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!'

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#Humor Dad Jokes continue
#Humor Dad Jokes Continue

? I lost an electron.

You really have to keep an ion them!

? What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Thunder pants!

? How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

? What did 0 say to 8?

"Nice belt."

? How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

? What did the drummer name her twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

? What did the lettuce say to the celery?

Quit stalking me!

? What’s small and red and has a rough voice?

A hoarse raddish!

? Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

Because they are such fungis.

? Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Too many ears.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ah, the good old days. (just a note for those sarcastism deficient, this is in fact sarcastic)
An advertisement for PEP. The text is "So the harder a wife works, the cuter she looks!"
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#Humor more Dad Jokes
#Humor more Dad Jokes 
? I lost an electron.

You really have to keep an ion them!

? What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Thunder pants!

? How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

? What did 0 say to 8?

"Nice belt."

? How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

? What did the drummer name her twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

? What did the lettuce say to the celery?

Quit stalking me!

? What’s small and red and has a rough voice?

A hoarse raddish!

? Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

Because they are such fungis.

? Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Too many ears.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
#Humor Dad jokes part 4, Happy Friday
Dad Jokes part 4
? What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!

? What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?

Ketchup.

? Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?

Because it’s pointless.

? Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?

Because he's always lion.

? What did one wall say to the other?

"I'll meet you at the corner."

? What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships.

? What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blue berry!

? Why are pirates called pirates?

They just ARRRR!

? How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

? Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

? What do cows read the most?

Cattle-logs.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I wonder if the "MAHA" folks have considered going back to the natural remedies.
An advertisement for "FAT Banished" using sanitized Tape Worms", No diet, no baths, no exercise. No danger, easy to swallow and no ill effects.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
How come nobody talks about how the price of cocaine has skyrocketed 😀
An advertisement; An image of 2 children play, 'Cocaine Toothache Drops'. Instantaneous Cure! provided by LLoy Manufacturing CO.
Registered March 1885
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#Humor (more) Dad Jokes
Dad Jokes (again)
? Where was King David’s temple located?

Beside his ear.

? What did one toilet say to another?

You look flushed.

? What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

? What does corn say when it gets a compliment?

Aw, shucks!

? What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

? What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

? What do sprinters eat before they race?

Nothing. They fast.

? What has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every day.

? Why was the fish’s grades bad?

They were below sea level.

? What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

1forrest1.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Now is the time to 'Blame Biden'
This image shows a post by the trump taking credit for prescription drug prices falling.
This is followed another post by someone else in which they state the 3.1% drop is the highest since 1963, and the Medicare's first negotiated drug prices kicked in this year, cutting prices on 10 major drugs by 38% to 79%. The out of pocket cap came from the same law. That law?
Biden's Inflation Reduction Act
Not. One. Republican. Voted. For. It.
Republicans love Democratic legislation once there's a ribbon to cut.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
#Humor Dad Jokes
# Humor Dad Jokes
? Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work.

? Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired.

? What did the triangle say to the circle?

You’re pointless.

? RIP, boiling water.

You will be mist.

? Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

? I ordered a chicken and an egg online.

I’ll let you know what comes first.

? Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?

She kept running away from the ball!

? What do lawyers wear to court?

Lawsuits.

? What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Dad Jokes
Dad Jokes.

Wife: "You need to do more chores around the house"
Husband: "Can we change the subject?"

Wife: OK, more chores around the house need to be done by you"

What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

? Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent

? What do you call a well-balanced horse?

Stable.

? What do you call an angry carrot?

A steamed veggie.

? Where do polar bears keep their money?

In a snowbank.

? How do you make an egg-roll?

You push it!

? What would bears be without bees?

Ears.

? What do you call a pile of cats?

A meow-ntain.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Very seldom 1 image can convey two perfect messages
The image is of a beautiful young woman in a bikini holding a obese old man in a swimsuit. The image is duplicated, on the left side it says "When your daughter asks you why she has to study Show her this picture".
The duplicate images says "When your son asks you whey he has to study... Show hime this picture"
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Did you know that John Steinbeck's depression-era classic 'The Grapes of Wrath' is amoung the 'Top 100 books banned' in America?
Maybe it's because of this passage from Chapter 25

"There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our successes. The fertle Earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And the children dying of (hunger) must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificates - dide of malnutrition - because the food must rot (if not sold at a profit).
...and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage."
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Who could have forseen this outcome? Well to be honest, anyone. It's just that the Guardians of Pedos (GOP) didn't care about the people, just the potential benefits for Big Pharma.
Images showing the scope of the Salmonella outbreak and the Cyclospora cases, with an image of RFK pointing at the images.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I liked this view, here's mine from my RV trip to Austin. This is heading east towards Las Cruces.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
An advertisement it say "WIVES. Look this ad over carefully. Circle the items you want for Christmas. Show it to your husband. If he does not go to the store immediately, cry a little. Not a lot. Just a little. He'll go, he'll go. 

In the image are blenders, toasters hair drier,waffle iron,  and coffee makers.
Below the images it says "Husbands: Look this ad over carefully. Pick out what your wife wants. Go buy it. Before she starts to cry.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is an image I think scares MAGA.
This is an image of the Artemis 1 crew, which includes a woman and a black man.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
When I see this old advertisement I think this is what MAGA wants.
And old advertisement for Tipalet cigars. A man is blowing smoke into a womans face and the ad says "Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere"
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Don't they normally fall out of Windows?
"We have a magic moment in time here. In the coming months, if we do this right—increase Ukraine's lethality, get people to help us with Putin rather than propping him up—we can end this war."

— Sen. Lindsey Graham, speaking Friday in Kyiv during what became his final public appearance, the day before his death
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Answer the question before looking at the answer, it has the potential to really enlighten you about yourself.
This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten
it right, Few people do.


A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did
not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her
dream guy so much that she fell in love with him right there, but never
asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed
her sister.

Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?






Answer:


She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was
a test by a famous American Psychologist used to determine if one has
the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part
in the test and answered the question correctly.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
#Humor
Catholic Dog
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. 
One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?' 

Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.' 

Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?'

Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
#Humor Do you have any? Lets see them in the comments.
#Humor

1: Going to bed Early
2: Not leaving my house
3: Not going to a party
My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.

 Do you have any? let's see them in the comments.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
#Humor
After being married for 49 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
 
He looked at her for a thoughtful moment, and then said,
 
"You're an alphabet wife...A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
 
Startled, she asks, "What the hell does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, and Hot".
 
She smiled happily and said, "Oh,  that's so lovely, but what about the I, J, and K?"
 
He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling on his head is now going down slowly and the doctor is fairly optimistic about being able to save his left eye.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
#Humor (sort of)
A Critical Political Analysis

 A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

 The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

 "She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

 "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

 "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

 The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

 "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going.  You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.  You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Sometimes it's important to remember what the GOP wants to take us back to.
Cigarette add with a man blowing smoke into a womans face with the caption "Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere."
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Can we just admit we may have taken this "Anyone can be president" thing just a bit too far...?
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I read this and I immediately thought of the orange felon, otherwise known as POTUS ( Pedophile Of The US)
Chicago Sunday Tribune, October 17, 1931.
Al Capone demands Inquiry into whether justice department "Infiltrated or Surveilled" his gang" 
Made me think of trump
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
#Humor
After being married for 49 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
 
He looked at her for a thoughtful moment, and then said,
 
"You're an alphabet wife...A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
 
Startled, she asks, "What the hell does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, and Hot".
 
She smiled happily and said, "Oh,  that's so lovely, but what about the I, J, and K?"
 
He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling on his head is now going down slowly and the doctor is fairly optimistic about being able to save his left eye.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
#ALS_SUCKS Been thinking a lot about my late wife, who I lost to ALS in November of 2020.
Penny
I don't know how to say it,
What words exist to explain my everything,
A feeling so large, so all encompassing,
that I am a part of it and not it of my.

Thinking of a time without you,
is like thinking of life without oxygen,
It doesn't make sense
It can't be real

Pt 143 KAT
The bottom fell out of my bucket list
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
What I want to know is why Mike Lee is knowledgeable about Morloc and why he had this picture available.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
#Humor
What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Ken and his wife Penny, listened to the instructor declare, 

"It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other"

He then addressed the men.

"Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Ken leaned over, touched Penny's arm gently and whispered,
"Gold Medal-All-Purpose, Isn't it?"

And thus began Ken's life of celibacy.
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Straight out of MAGA land, tell this doesn't sound like the Golden Pedophile would say.
Newspaper headline from October 17, 1931 "Capone Demands Inquiry into whether justice department infiltrated or surveilled his gang"
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Ken Trant @solstrom.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
@fyirbr.bsky.social
The title is: Life can be summed up with 4 bottles;
Baby bottle
Coke bottle
Beer bottle,
IV bag/bottle

The tag line is: "Oh shit, we are on #3!"
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