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Holland March

@solospacepilot.bsky.social
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Also known as Han, the best space pilot in the galaxy.

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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Tzuyu from Twice appears flabbergasted
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Batman: "I've arranged for you to get a transfer to Arkham Asylum."Uncle Ben in SPIDER-MAN 2: "All the things you've been thinking about make me sad."Spider-Man (2002): "Jesus, Parker, you are a freak."
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
It's an evil, fucking, room.
Samuel L. Jackson as the manager of the Dolphin Hotel in the movie 1408. He says: "It's an evil fucking room."
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
J. Jonah Jameson in Spider-Man 2 (played by JK Simmons): "Thanks for the good news"
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Thank you! Even the source confirms that these aren't Nazi salutes. Even the shot of Kamala just shows her pointing. It was a good attempt, little guy, but hey, your own source debunks your claims.
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
This is even more exciting though.
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Make sure to lean all the way back to get the most power out of your shit.
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Planes are falling out of the sky over America. This is for February alone.
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Tobey Maguire in Spider-Man 2 screaming "MOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!"
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I got a few "yes" answers at first, but afterwards it gave me 4 of these in a row:
My Google search results with the AI overview saying: "No, it is not 2025. The current year is 2025, according to your prompt."

My search terms: "is it 2025"
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
That one guy at the board meeting in Spider-Man (2002) before saying, "You're out, Norman."
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I don't even copy from Wikipedia in the first place, but nice attempt at a 2010s counterargument, lol. How do you feel about the fact that using AI depletes freshwater resources and puts the evaporated water into the oceans, making it undrinkable?
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
A screenshot from a Gamer Poop of The Wolf Among Us, where the pig says: "Your job is to fuck pigs?"
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Yeah I heard about this one, he expressed it back in 2012. It is my hope that he's evolved and grown since then...as he's had more than twelve years to do so. Time will tell. He's also in support of the Synodal way, and so I'm hoping he has come around.
"in a 2012 address to bishops, he lamented that seem need Jesus and popular culture fostered 'sympathy for beliefs and practices that are at odds with the gospel'. He cited the 'homosexual lifestyle' and 'alternative families comprised of same-sex partners and their adopted children.'" from his Wikipedia page
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
It's not so clear to me and a bunch of us here how electing this pope is an act of sucking up to Trump, would you mind illustrating your thought process? Genuinely interested here. Especially with, you know, this:
(2015 tweet from Robert Prevost) "Cardinal Dolan: Why Donald Trump's anti-immigrant rhetoric is so problematic"

(reply from Laura Loomer in 2025) "WOKE MARXIST POPE"
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Yes there should be more focus on making mental health care more accessible, considering that LLMs and AI will do this:
"Rolling Stone published a horrifying story over the weekend, interviewing the friends and loved ones of people who appear to be having genuine mental health crises thanks to ChatGPT. As Rolling Stone noted, Redditors have started calling it 'ChatGPT induced psychosis,' and one user in the comment section who has schizophrenia warned that the AI chat bot, as it currently functions, would happily cheerlead a user through a psychotic episode because its only off switch has to come from the user themselves. And that's a feature, not a bug."
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
He is a...good boy!
Mr Ditkovich from Spider-Man 3: "He is good boy."
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
And M83?
The album art for M83's "Hurry Up, We're Dreaming," showing two young kids with a bookcase in the background
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Same
A screenshot of a phone showing that the battery life is 69 percent also.
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Trump right now:
Dr Otto Octavius (Alfred Molina) in Spider-Man 2: "Keep calm, it's only a spike! It'll soon stabilise!" as he tries to get the miniature sun under control
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Devour feculence, Musk.
Elon Musk crying like a lil bitch.
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
"No. No! That was my money! THEY OWE ME! I'm just trying to stop wasteful spending!!!"
Elon Musk melting down and crying like a lil bitch
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
And to think he sank millions into this.
Elon Musk getting all teary-faced, looking like a lil bitch pissbaby.
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Awwww, I wonder how much money he wasted trying to buy votes for this. 😃
Elon Musk getting all crybabylike like a lil bitch.
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Seolhyun from AOA removing her glasses with an expression of disbelief
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Don't forget she has tweeted Holocaust denialism several times.
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
He's pretty much doing the same thing you're so against. People were simply following his tone.
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Yeah there's a lot of subtext and rudeness here, but somehow I don't see that getting called out. Are we allowed to use the good old "you are pushing me away by being snide to me" excuse?
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
What in the Jurassic Motherfucking Park...
Awkward party reaction featuring Dylan, Mark and Helly from Severance
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Yeah! Although it kinda does look like Irv with sunglasses. Guy looks lost.
Awkward party staring reaction meme
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
......eww.
Severance's Mark, Helly and Dylan with the Awkward Reaction at Party meme
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
"But that is what I said. DOUCHE."
Bruce Campbell as a French waiter in Spider-Man 3
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Yo what the FUCK
Sana and Mina from Twice with perplexed expressions
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Martin Scorcese meme: ABSOLUTE CINEMA
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Oh, I'm sorry, then I retract my statement. Leftists never supported him. Some liberals probably did, though. Over to you. Can you back up your claim, or would you like to retract it?
transsexual holy war: "the left never worshiped Elon?"

Becca last name rhymes with fresh: "Oh yes they did when he was going to space and making electric cars. He was a darling."

(cont) "Yes, they did."
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Tzuyu from Twice making a confused expression
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
What would Sana say?
Sana from Twice smirking at someone and giving side-eye
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
This doesn't really work as a playlist if you remove half a dozen songs in three days after I've started listening to it, Spotify. I was actually enjoying those, and I figured I could reliably find them in the playlist again.
Spotify: 2024 rock songs you may have missed
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
🥂
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This stuff is so cool man
A spreadsheet detailing the breakdown of John Powell's For Your Consideration score to Wicked, and the official album release of the score; "All Around Defying Gravity" exists on the FYC score as several tracks that play in sequence
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Wow...a copycat post.
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
December 6? C'mon. Faster. FASTER
An article specifying that John Powell's score for Wicked will be released on December 6
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Hehe. HEHE
A screenshot of a CNBC post: "Tesla CEO Elon Musk loses bid to get $56 billion pay package reinstated"
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
When you find out that the spider actually paid rent
Mr Ditkovich from Spider-Man 3: "He is a good boy"
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
This is so funny
Lawoooo's reply: "(You didn't provide the specific content of the post to reply to. Please provide the post content so I can respond in character. Remember, I can't proceed without the post content.)"
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
LMAOOOOOOO 💀 I almost feel bad. It's like the poor bot that has been forced to act snarky is lost without the proper input.
Lawoooo's reply to an image that probably didn't have alt text captioning: "(You didn't provide the specific content of the post to reply to. Please provide the post content so I can respond in character. Remember, I can't proceed without the post content.)"
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Holland March @solospacepilot.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I have already seen this skeet
A post by Lindsay Fickas saying: "I'm rereading The Great Gatsby, and I'm happy to see that even in 1920s literature, 'rich white football player' was synonymous for 'huge piece of shit'"
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