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Solomon Georgio

@solomongeorgio.bsky.social
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comedian. writer. known hater. tickets.citywinery.com/checkout/697…

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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Next Monday nerd alert: TGIM at Geeky Teas comedy night. 7pm. Home or cross over to play a boardgame by 9. Rolling for Initiative determines where you go up in the lineup. @helenhong.bsky.social @solomongeorgio.bsky.social @chrisgrace.com @inwadiwe.bsky.social www.eventbrite.com/e/tgim-thank...
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TGIM - Thank Geeky It's Monday
Start your week off right with fellow geeks and stand-up lovers at TGIM!
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Bonjour New York! This upcoming Friday don’t miss a once and lifetime opportunity to see…ME. Ticket link in bio. It’s gonna be a night of your life 💋
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
We need a protein break.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Bonjour New York! This upcoming Friday don’t miss a once and lifetime opportunity to see…ME. Ticket link in bio. It’s gonna be a night of your life 💋
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Boycott. Protest. Divest. Rinse and repeat until we wash them out and they’re too broke to function.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
They want to exhaust you before you realize that you can outsmart them. As someone that was born under a classic dictatorship, this shit show doesn’t have very long.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I know we’re freaking out and yes this is fascism. But this is the most uncoordinated “throw everything at the wall” form of fascism. “It was in Project 2025?” Yeah, all that stuff is in every authoritarian playbook. Their leader is a dolt and it’s every sycophant for themself.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Wild to think teens these days don’t have to go into a basement to buy weed from a guy named Noah that makes you play Twisted Metal with him after he calls his mom a bitch to her face.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
NEW YORK! Come see this big bitch live on stage. Ticket link in bio 💋
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
NEW YORK! Come see this big bitch live on stage. Ticket link in bio 💋
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
So there’s a lot we need to stop normalizing. Not just the past year.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Just a gentle reminder that Black Americans have been treated like this the whole time. Yes, the whole time.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I feel bad for the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Future and Present. Imagine trying to convince someone to care when they’re manboobs deep into a k-hole and talking about how cool it was that they were alive during slavery.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Getting older is thinking you found a new show but it’s turns out to have 10 seasons and been off the air for 5 years.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Don’t lose hope. All these billionaires desperately trying to be cool are signs that bullying works. Keep hating.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Stardust travelled billions of light years to slowly form into this planet that allowed a single cell to evolve into intelligent beings just so I can hit the repeat button on “How Many Licks” by Lil’ Kim.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
News: “Hitler had a micropenis.” Me: “Got him.”
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Don’t make fun of Stephen Miller’s height. The jokes will go over his head.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
AI is gonna make things easier? Bitch, they can’t even make a dishwasher that releases the soap half the time.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Nothing shows weakness more than gathering a bunch of people to talk about how strong you are. It would be more respectful to walk into a glass door.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Currently reading the ingredients of Tylenol. Did you know that it doesn’t contain the Epstein files?
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Tbh, narcissistic men hate that they can’t sway or read autistic people. So they opt to eliminate them through eugenics.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
The dumbest men are trying to find the source of autism instead of taking a long walk and never coming back.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
On the general topic of comedy, these show lineups have been looking mighty white lately.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Good time to be a mean bitch to Nazis.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
They always meant hate speech when they said they wanted to protect free speech. They always meant they wanted to say hateful things and get away with their cruelty. They’ve always been pro-authoritarian. White supremacists will always choose suffering over freedom.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
If you went back in time and told me that the most forgettable character on NewsRadio would be one of the harbingers of an authoritarian regime, I would’ve said, “You time traveled to tell me that? Dude, I work at Staples.”
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Pretty crazy to see the government silence white men.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Food is unaffordable, job market is scarce and homelessness is spiking…but we’re still trying to figure out if this is a recession? Baby girl, this is a recession squared. This is a recession wearing another recession as a human skin suit. This makes 2008 look like the Vengabus.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
It’s wild that there’s a vast market of podcasts for right wing extremism while I’m over here listening to Katseye on repeat.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Losing so many innocent lives that we can only focus on the loss of the evil ones.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
FYI, I will be celebrating the death of every white nationalist. And if that makes me a bad person, so be it. Alexa play Living La Vida Loca.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
My first GRWM.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
If you’re already arguing about the next election, I recommend you take a deep breath and walk away. Some of y’all are so willing to die on a hill that you don’t realize it’s just a pebble.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Living in LA is crazy. You think you’re meeting someone new, but you’ve met many times and they’ve been standing next to you for years.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
And if there is a God, they hate your guts.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Your religion isn’t anti-gay. You are. Ugly bitch. And you smell like onions.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
This is the dictatorship part. You don’t have to wait for an election. It’s the doing whatever he wants, that’s what makes him a dictator. Y’all are waiting to solve a problem that is already here.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I don’t think Trump supporters are in a cult. They genuinely voted for a leader that they can relate to. It’s not their fault that they happen to be butt ugly pedophiles.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
People that stop a football field away at a red light: What’s going on? Is your car shy? Are you allergic to red lights? Do you need a head start? Please explain.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
They’re trying to start civil war? Bitch, this is a civil war. You’re just not fighting back.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
There’s a Tesla Diner in Los Angeles. This is great news for me, a person that loves to honk and cuss people out.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
The meaning of life is to live until you die. Duh.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
PAUL WALL AT THE MALL PLAYING PINBALL
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Please understand the amount of mental labor it took to set aside all my anxieties about the dire state of world that plays in a constant loop on my mind to post the following…
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Oh no, not the wealthy wanting to move. What will we ever do?! Good job reporting a dog whistle by racists as news.
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Solomon Georgio @solomongeorgio.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
No amount of cruelty will ever replace or repair your misery. Happiness is a choice and it requires empathy.
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