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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Never forget that Star Wars fans have been whining about Star Wars since Empire Strikes Back.
Dear readers,

It has been decided by the editors to cease publication of AGAINST THE SITH and the other fan publications- ATS #10, STAR JOURNEYS II, A RAY OF HOPE, CRUDE MATTER will not be published. Enclosed with this announcement are all refunds (see below).

Over the past months it has become increasingly clear to us that we cannot continue publishing a fanzine for a movie in which we find so little to recommend. We still stand by everything we felt in our first letter to fandom in May -- but would word it differently now. Since then, we thought we could fool ourselves, try hard to accept the film and put out two more issues [of Against the Sith] (#8 & 9). But we realized we weren't having much fun. Not only has this film fractured individual fans' emotions, fandom is fractured. Judging from feedback on #8 & 9, most people are confused and much less enthusiastic about TESB than they were about SW. The questionnaires sent back to us had such diverse answers on all the subjects listed that it proved to us that no one has any clear idea of what the film is really all about. At this point, judging from the contradictory statements from the film creators, we're not sure they know what they're doing either.

We know a lot of fans have "accepted" TESB, but we wonder how much they really love it as they loved SW. For us, TESB left out the most important ingredient: love — from which flowed an innocent sense of fun. Without this the film is a peeled zero. It is not for us any great piece of literature, philosophy or religion. The filmmakers took themselves too seriously and fandom is following suit. It happened in Star Trek and when this happens, we split.

We kept the zine going mainly because of our readers' wishes. Most seemed to care more about ATS and whether or not it was coming out than what its editors thought one way or another about the sequel. We were highly flattered by this, believe us, but we

[...long-winded SW whining continues for another 800 characters]
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Free access to music via Spotify and the like didn't devalue music any further than filesharing did; they just happened to monetize it for a handful of people.
A shitty image I made in MS Paint in 2015 referencing Lars Ulrich from Metallica, stating "LARS WAS RIGHT".
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
An image of Slavoj Zizek and Jordan Peterson during their 2019 debate on socialism.  Zizek is seen shouting at a piece of paper that is covered in spit while Peterson is Googling "who is hegel".
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Announcing my new think tank.
The Lone Rangers (Airheads, 1994)
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Three basque cheesecakes (1 standard, 2 espresso), straight out of the oven. Now in the fridge to cool overnight.
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
New PFP for the timeline #heavymetal @asot-band.bsky.social
Black and white onstage photo of me at The Recher at Towson, MD opening for Plush.
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Not to be "unpopular opinion" guy, but its always going to be Blitzball.
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
3 days on the road with my band last weekend and I managed to get a pretty killer cardio workout every single day. #gymsky #metalsky #asotband
Friday, July 25th: 6020 of 3007 caloriesSaturday, July 26th: 5,055 of 3,007 calories Sunday, July 27th: 4,470 of 3,007 calories
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Occasionally I look fairly metal. Photo by Storiestold-PhotosbyTerry on Instagram. www.instagram.com/storiestoldp... @asot-band.bsky.social #heavymetal
Black and white photo of me at The Recher in Towson, MD opening for Plush.
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Just screaming into the void my entire adult life.
Post from @twittermarv.bsky.social:
The thing that people miss about "being right" about the state of things is that it brings the person zero Joy or satisfaction. Being right about this stuff is miserable.
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
@asot-band.bsky.social will be at The Recher in Towson a week from Friday opening for Plush! And we've got a special surprise in store for this one. #metalsky #asoundofthunder #heavymetal asoundofthunderband.com/event/613717...
Plush at The Recher Theater in Towson, MD.  With Special Guests A Sound of Thunder, Circuit Villains, The Last Year, and Ruiness.
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I'm such a non-entity on this website that the fact that I got blocked by a retired US Senator feels like clout.
Clearsky, showing I got blocked by @realbarbaraboxer.bsky.social
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Zohran Mamdani's Socialist Promises 
Lower Decks season 6
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Zohran Mamdani's socialist promises
Resurrect John Brown and give him a Gundam
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Less popular than its contemporaries in Final Fantasy and Breath of Fire, the first Lufia is a "my first RPG" game that requires an incredible amount of XP grinding with a boilerplate "The Hero seeks out the sword and defeats the evil demon king" plot. I still love it and play it every few years.
Cover art for Lufia & The Fortress of Doom for the Super Nintendo
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Wolfram & Hart, the law firm representing the darkness in the heart of man, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Wolfram & Hart law office
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
This is absolutely my criteria for a perfect album. No skips.
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
My brother taught me how to make tiramisu over New Year's and I finally got around to making it solo, this weekend. One man should not have this kind of power.
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
The Last Of Us calling out its shitty fanbase:
Jesse and Ellie standing in a bookstore. On the wall is a quote from Alice in Wonderland: "Everything's got a moral if only you can find it."
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I got enough sleep. That means it's time to show up. #gymsky
Gym selfie Tool's Aenima album artwork
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Evergreen
"Might fuck around and compromise my entire personality to get ahead in a business that pays zero money"
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Pre-VARF 5K with #jakethepest, complete with celebratory breakfast skillet.
A leashed beagle on the sidewalkTerry Brooks' The Elfstones of Shannara audiobookTwo sliced red potatoes, a diced onion, three diced bell peppers, 10 slices of bacon, two diced jalapenos, six eggs, a splash of milk, and a cup of cheese. Baked for 30 minutes.
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Definitely not going to be in my traditional Renn Faire shape this year, but I'm working on it. Maybe I'll be back to 100% by the time MDRF rolls around.
Gym selfie Greg Puciato's Mirrorcell. I, Eclipse playing.
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Post-run, pre-breakfast
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Also, I was frustrated because I couldn't remember Feinstein's name. Google pulled her for me with the search "ancient congresswoman who passed in 2023"
Google search of "ancient congresswoman who passed in 2023", pulling Dianne Feinstein's Wikipedia page and her NPR obituary as the top two results.
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Too fucking tired for this today, but I'm here. #gymsky #metalsky
Gym selfieMors Subita's Dead Belief, from Human Waste Collection
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
The Last of Us attacking me, personally:
Dina:  Does he ever strike you as sad? 

Ellie: Jesse? Yeah. Has he ever told you why? 

Dina: No. But I think deep inside, that's just how he is. 

( thunder continues ) At least, I hope that's why. 

Ellie: Why would you hope that? 

Dina:  Well, because if it's not that... then it's me.
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Sunday morning check-in after a multi week hiatus. I'll be back to the purple gym for a proper workout later this week, hopefully.
Gym selfie Cover art for Stephen King's Rose Madder audiobook
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
The process of selecting a new pope:
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I got a fortune cookie last night that reminded me of my favorite line in the Hitchhiker's Guide movie.
Fortune Cookie saying "Enjoy Life!  IT is better to be happy than to be wise."

Screenshots of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005):
Arthur Dent:  "And are you?:
Slartibartfast:  "Eeerr...no.  Well, that's where it all falls down, of course."
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Shitty Saturday morning 5k, but I'm on the home stretch of The Dark Tower. #fitnesssky #jakethepest
Guy and his dogStephen King's The Dark Tower
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.
Worf in a red tunic and feathered cap:  "I am not a merry man!"
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Fuck all the way off with this "everything happens for a reason" shit, fortune cookie.
Fortune cookie, saying "This month, trust that the universe has a plan for you."
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
#jakethepest
Extremely handsome dog's face
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
How I feel about the state of things
Slartibartfast:  "I'd much rather be happy than right, any day."
Arthur Dent: "And are you?"
Slartibartfast:  "Eeerr...no.  Well, that's where it all falls down, of course."
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Lifting ain't shutting off the anxiety machine, today. At least I've got Meshuggah to keep me company. #gymsky #metalsky
Weird crop gym selfieAlbum art: Meshuggah - Catch Thirtythree
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Post dog
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
How I feel in 2025 every time I speak
Grandpa Simpson meme, except it's "Old Man yells at everything"
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Lift heavy stone; make sad head voices go away
Album art for Mamamoo's Reality in Black
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Trying to get back into running regularly. I miss how I felt when I was doing 8 miles 2-3 times a week.
Long haired man and his dog on a runAudiobook of Terry Brooks' The Sword of Shannara
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Not sleeping this week, so this is my first gym day in a week. Inconsistency sucks. #gymsky
Mirror selfie from the weighted rows.Band Maid's World Domination album art
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Took some advice and got it working. Now I've just got to figure out how to be the kind of guitarist that uses a Dean body with a Floyd Rose. #metalsky
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I am not a luthier and I don't know what I'm doing. #metalsky
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
"I certainly do not see a party in disarray," a hoarse Gerry Connolly says in his first national media appearance this month. "We're in great shape."
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I'm not jacked enough to be Peter Steele, but I'll take the comparison. #metalsky #asoundofthunder
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JesseK_ASoT @solire.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
A sleeping dog to cleanse your feed.
A beagle mix sleeping on a big dog bed while his nose is partially under a blanket
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