Solapse @solapse.uk · 04/07/2026So I'm out in Cardiff for a friend's big number birthday and she says wear formal. For some reason the whole city has decided to copy my outfit and keep calling me "Pitbull". 100
Solapse @solapse.uk · 08/05/2026Definitely feels like Cremant o'clock. Thankfully we largely stopped the fascist morons getting in here... 000
Solapse @solapse.uk · 19/12/2025Way ahead of you mate. On the cheap Lidl stuff... which is apt for the song. 010