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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨

@softshepsky.bsky.social
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big soft threat. | Graphic Designer | 24 | He/They ΘΔ | 🇨🇦 | smooches @romanga.to 💙💚 | be 18+ or I will obliterate you

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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 9h
based tbh
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 11h
he has a large stash of processed cheese slices in the team fridge and will throw them at the back of people's heads in the dugout sometimes because it's funny to him
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 11h
he cannot hold an equipment endorsement deal to save his life because he loves custom colors and changes them every 3 days
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 11h
he hates driving and either takes the team buses, bums a ride off a friend or uses public transit
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 11h
if a pitcher pisses him off and he homers off them, he won't just bat flip, he'll do a fucking somersault onto home plate just to spite them
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 11h
he has at least one friend in every city he plays in that he can use to get into costco but refuses to pay for a costco membership
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 11h
his walkup song is yuck by charli xcx
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 12h
mika is nearsighted, hates clear lenses in his glasses and will only wear contacts if it's a last resort. Because of that, you'll often see him wearing sunglasses during night games
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 12h
he set the one-day record in philadelphia's underground cheesesteak eating contest by pounding 12 cheesesteaks in a single day. he still played that night and went 1-3
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 12h
his on base percentage is always inflated by 20-30 points because he keeps pissing off opposing pitchers by intentionally being a zestfest and getting drilled for it
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 12h
okay y'know what I wanna flesh out the canon mika lore 1 like = 1 mika fursona fact
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 13h
submitting this fully knowing that mika wouldn't even wanna fuck, he's just in town for a few days and he wants to go fuck up a costco hot dog or three and talk about dumb shit.
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what if I was the cookie I look like cookie dough
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OOF but also that would probably break me too
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Soma @somartist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you're an artist looking for some tools. Here's a list of all the tools I created over the years that run in your browser. Play around with color palettes, create 3d mockups for reference, pose figure for reference, create bushtip textures etc. artbuddy.urlich.ch
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lose against the urge I dare you
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'd be interested, my anatomy is hit or miss on any given day but knowing how fat sits on the body has really only been me using myself as a reference
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
your ghostly presence is appreciated
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
wow that's leagues apart !
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OUGH SHAPE...
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good afternoon :3
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just look down cause I know I do
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ngl I love this woman I wish her nothing but love and happiness and not having to help people get their shit together all the time
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Camuu Shamuu @camuushamuu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Immodest DMs
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
can I forward your resume to the remax balloon too?
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
goddamn, blimped out
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
boy do I have news for you
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fit a whole hand's worth of fingers in there :3
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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Hush Puppy 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @werewolfweed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dogga pebba save meee... for @borzzzoiboogers.bsky.social
my husband Aardwin, a tan and brown borzoi, hugging a  giant bottle of Dr Pepper Zero
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wow ok so this feels really nice actually ! I really truly am buppy
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
god baseball media is so cooked lmao
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Turns out @romanga.to admitting they were weak to this made me think with my stomach until we figured it out
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
look out, chattanooga :3
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just figured out how to interrupt my speech with burps completely on command it's *over* for y'all
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
heyyyyy
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I heavily agree with this keyword heavily
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Teasing @romanga.to over discord while they play Control Resonant by burping really loud into the microphone if that isn't a perfect date night idk what is
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
inflating cervidae with helium call them deerigibles
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ripcord
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I snuck that one in the fridge completely unintentionally... completely by accident :3
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Love is ranting to your partner about nonsensical road infrastructure at 1 am
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a bagel
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Correct
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
pulling Gs can have that effect :3
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Overindulgence.
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
immediately panning to try and catch him lmao
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I bought one and I'm waiting for it to ship currently GUH
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I need to eat more cartoon animals my belly is growling
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✨MIKA MIRABEAU✨ @softshepsky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yes . yes you should do that .
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