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A data storage centre is pretty benign. There are two in my town and you'd never know what they were. AI hubs are a different matter, consuming huge amounts of energy and turning it into waste heat and shitty memes.

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This feels like a low effort extension of "everyone becomes more conservative as they get older"

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This depends so much on your definition of filth. Are we talking Mills & Boon; Belinda Blinked; or Chuck Tingle?

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Sodium @sodiumlights.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

On one hand, you're just wasting the estate agent's time. On the other hand, you're just wasting the estate agent's time...

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Oh lord... Hold on everyone. Gary is about to learn that descriptors can change over time - especially when one gets married...

Sodium @sodiumlights.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I agree with what you're saying, but it has fuck all to do with this post...

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Sodium @sodiumlights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

As a bar snack? I assume you mean in a ploughman's sense rather than as an option next to the peanuts...

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Sodium @sodiumlights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So, it's a really impressive important album, but not so much for you to remember its name?

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Sodium @sodiumlights.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Do they not sell them in the commissary then?

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Sodium @sodiumlights.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Surely the order of this is all wrong - you wank into a mug for five years and THEN use it to serve tea to Charlie. Of course, if it was Diana then the order is correct. ( Andrew was more used to a Tommee Tippee mug. )

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Sodium @sodiumlights.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I know it's an octopus, but I really need some kind of warning before a skull appears on my notification bar @octopus.energy ...

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Sodium @sodiumlights.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Is no one going to question being the head of IT for a bank at 38? That's a job for a 62 year old with an obsession with Fortran and an insistence everything works in IE5.5.

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Oh good lord, what a moron.

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We add crushed chilli to bird feed for this reason. Kept the squirrels away for months. Then one of them apparently got a taste for chilli and now we have a feeder for all the birds and one very fat squirrel.

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Definitely. The sex toy market is phenomenal for this one. Mind you, flashlight didn't help when they added porn stars to their range. I'm not aware of a designer dildo range based on real pornstars.

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No, it's also his sweat. Read the fees mate... (And whatever he dipped his wick in)

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Am I remembering jackass wrong? I thought it was idiots hurting themselves for the entertainment of them and their friends. And getting paid for it.

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Thank you. The version I came up with was much less family friendly...

We're clearly using different definitions

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Yeah, but I bet they still think they have superior forces... Hell they could defeat America using just Texas.

This is the wrong issue. If it's legal to park there, people can, regardless of where they live. If it's dangerous to park there, there should be yellow lines.

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Sodium @sodiumlights.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If you described the actions of the US to the US, the US would want to go in for some regime change.

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Is there not a talent requirement to get a gig then?

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Sodium @sodiumlights.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You pureed the salad vegetables too? As a kid day trips always involved sandwiches filled with corned beef, mash, and lots of Worcestershire sauce. They were good but it always felt like rationing had returned...

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No dear... This *is* the shit you're remembering in dementia...

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So so so tempting to make a "your mum" joke about the motor in the vibration platform...

This is your reminder that there are enough exemptions to the hose pipe ban that you are quite possibly just a dick wasting everyone's time.

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Fucking hell, that's original and relevant.

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Doggy daycare doesn't fit on this list, but the rest probably does...

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Owners of small dogs have to be friendly to balance out the innate evil that is bottled up inside most small dogs.

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There are people I've worked with for four years who I wouldn't recognise if I bumped into them at the supermarket. Context is really relevant sometimes.

I'm trying to decide which of the two most obvious candidates most resembles Drax from the Moonraker novel. The nazi fuck knuckle from "the other place" gets my vote. The bald one is closer to Greene in QoS...

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Everything about this screams that this urinal was in a pub and that you were shit faced...

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Strangely, no. Although there is a reference to it.

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Where's the photo of the guy in a corset enjoying his Range Rover? Or am I showing my age again?

What weird definition of "the 90s" are we discussing, FFS? The 90s started on 1/1/90 and ended 31/12/99.

No one wants to claim that they also use xxx at the end of messages to OP's partner?

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Three words and they chose to put "code" in bold. Says more than they probably intended.

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I once spent ten minutes discussing Nicolas Cage before realising they were talking about Nick Cave. In my defense, it was loud and I'm half deaf. And a moron.

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