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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 23/10/2026
shout-out to this map that gives Sweden and Spain the same color, only to not color Sweden's territory in that color.
this is a photo of a historical world atlas book with all the labels in Swedish. fret not, for the alt text will translate to English along the way.

the page is titled "the world, circa 1650"

the info box describes that "this map includes some of the most important journeys which took place after the era of large geographical discoveries, up to the map's year [1650]"

on the map, Spain is colored yellow, and so is Central America, and the west coast of most of South America.
Sweden is also colored the same yellow, despite never being a Spanish colony.
on the legend, Sweden and Spain both are said to have the same yellow color. only 5 other colonial powers are colored. notably, the first 6 are primary and secondary colored, so it's not exactly trivial to find a seventh color for Sweden with equal contrast to the priors. but like. there are in fact more than 6 colors. 

also, presumably for colorblindness accessibility, each colonial power is also labeled with an abbreviation. Spain is "Sp." and Sweden is "Sv."

in a circle drawn on digitally, the legends for Sweden and Spain are focused, as well as one region on the east coast of North America labeled "New Sweden". this is the only territory labeled as being under Swedish influence (besides Sweden itself). of course, it is colored green, a color which the legend reserves exclusively for Portugal.
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 23/10/2026
i swear i've got this notification like at least three or four times by now
You just made your first edit; thank you, and welcome!
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 20/10/2026
i'm honestly kind of appalled that the private key even _could_ be four, like, institutionally. thanks to tom7's guide to bad TLS, i happen to know that **regular websites literally aren't able to fuck up like that**. when you request a website certificate […] [Original post on gaysex.cloud]
Decorum requires the public key n to be large, and Let’s Encrypt will only allow you to sign one that is 2048 bits, 3072 bits, or 4096 bits. This doesn’t actually imply that the key is secure; for example, we can get a 4096-bit key by choosing the primes to be 7 and some random 4093-bit prime. This number would be trivial to factor, by trying small divisors, various general-purpose algorithms, or simply knowing my name. Let’s Encrypt will check
that you don’t have extremely small factors like this, but it will let you have a very small prime divisor like 31337 (one of the most elite primes).
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 19/10/2026
electron_43 = electron_44;
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 18/10/2026
what a beautiful generated device name
call UI in Fluxer. the current device is called miku-elevator
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 18/10/2026
@0x4d6165@transfem.social wait nevermind i found it in my shell history
dd bs=1M count=2048 if=/dev/urandom of=RANDOM_BYTES status=progress
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 18/10/2026
the filename seems accurate
~ $ entropy < RANDOM_BYTES
1.000
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 18/10/2026
"oh, gee, i wonder why i keep running out of disk space" the humble contents of my home directory:
a 2.1G file from 2024-07-18 00:14 titled RANDOM_BYTES.

it is implied that this is part of a larger pattern of behaviour, and given that this file is over two years old(!!!) there is more like this to be found
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 17/10/2026
@ROllerozxa@hachyderm.io then explain to me why i can customize it with CSS. checkmate, liberal!
screenshot of ROllerozxa's post open in Sharkey, with a right click menu where the "Inspect (Q)" option has been replaced with the phrase "haha i inspected the element" and also rotated 20 degrees off axis and with a jarring red/blue border/background combo, just to nail down the point that it's truly HTML

also in the screenshot, is the web developer tools, showing the DOM focused on a label with the content text fragment "haha i inspected the element", and the element style overrides used to achieve the visual effect previously described:

element {
  border: 1px solid red;
  transform: rotate(-20deg);
  border-radius: 5px;
  background-color: darkslateblue;
  padding: 4px;
}
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 17/10/2026
peak webdev
class=" "
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 17/10/2026
who hurt you firefox. why must it not be set by policy.
Policies: Unable to set preference middlemouse.paste. Preference not allowed for stability reasons.
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 17/10/2026
"MISSION PASSED! RESPECT +". finally someone showing some love to me for packaging they software
build logs from some javascript project. in green is a line saying "BUILD", then a bunch of misc steps and durations, then in green again "MISSION PASSED! RESPECT +".

full transcription follows:

14:24:37 BUILD
14:24:37 clean (1ms)
14:24:37 bundle-html (2ms)
14:25:11 bundle-js (33634ms)
14:25:11 bundle-css (254ms)
14:25:11 bundle-locales (79ms)
14:25:11 bundle-manifest (1ms)
14:25:11 copy (25ms)
14:25:11 logging (0ms)
14:25:15 code-style (3917ms)
14:25:15 zip (190ms)
14:25:15 MISSION PASSED! RESPECT +
Finished npmBuildHook
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 16/10/2026
ah yes thank you Steam Mobile
Steam Mobile app on the "news" tab. The avatar in the corner shows a character from "the nonexistence of you and me"; clearly indicating that i'm logged in to some Steam account. 

the page displays:

Home > Oops

Oops, sorry!

An error was encountered while processing your request: 

You must login to see this content.
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 15/10/2026
average video essay tangent
Chapters
3:10 IKEA ruined by life
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 15/10/2026
blockless redstone
YouTube comment by @daxis1 · 13h ago

Finally, I can have a full calculator right at my void base under the bedrock!
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 12/10/2026
ah yes
© 2026 Upphovsrätt
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 11/10/2026
@thermia@sk.girlthi.ng funny you should mention that, because i saw a parcel containing 64 GB of flash storage with your name on it the other day!!!
envelopes in a basket with consistent formatting on the front and redacted fields. one reads as such: 

thermia 
aka 
[redacted] 
aka
That nerd! 
T-shirt: Nyet!

the other envelopes are formatted identically, except the name is also redacted on all but thermia
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 02/10/2026
Fractal Philosophy's Math Predicting the Death of Nations contains this wonderful state transition
State has money

(arrow points to)

State has no money
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 24/09/2026
Mozilla,,,, that's not the correct script to show to me!
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 24/09/2026
such a silly sequence of derivation name
three Nix derivations forming a linear dependency chain:

personal-website-content
personal-website-content-compressed
personal-website-content-compressed-compressed
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 24/09/2026
YouTube has quote boosts now. hm.
YouTube community post by "random apple". there's a quote button circled in red.
the post is mostly irrelevant but i'll now describe it:

"i hope you guys like the new animatic :3" says the creator, with a screenshot of a comment under a video. the video is paused at GeminiTay saying "it's not the one you think either, it's her. She's straight"; the other person in frame being PearlescentMoon (both drawn in a very cartoonish cutesy style)

the focused comment by @Shade_Marrei says "... wait, Pearl is straight? I thought she was at least bi??????"
and the first reply was written by @Sw1rlzzzz and says "This is such a diabolical way to find out". the reply has 7 likes.
the community post has 1.9K likes.
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 18/09/2026
what why . no. i don't need this. i already have a fediverse to scream into and share videos.
YouTube

Messages

Invite others to message

Get a link to start a chat and send videos
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 14/09/2026
step 1: be biology student step 2: need to measure something with electronic instruments step 3: issues getting the software to work on windows step 4: teacher tells you to download it on your phone instead step 5: you use grapheneos, which does not allow random […] [Original post on gaysex.cloud]
Android system notification.

SPARKvue tried to access sensors · 5m ago
Tap to ask for permission.
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 01/09/2026
ah. right. of course.
a screenshot of a mobile app view. the title says "Applications" and has an arrow to navigate back out. the content is just the word "Applications". there are no other elements.
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 23/08/2026
geometry is horny now
online store

Home / Sex Toys / Sex Furniture / Wedge

the image is of a firm pillow with a removable/washable cover. it's a triangular prism. it's even a right triangle. there's nothing inherently sex about this; it's a Shape
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 22/08/2026
holy heck i win at activitypub
Sharkey achievement, unlocked 2026-08-22

ALL YOUR NOTE ARE BELONG TO US

Post 100,000 notes

You sure have a lot to say.
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 21/08/2026
Big Walk but without any friends
YouTube comment by @The_Great_Outdoors_CJW · 2d ago

This does a really good job of finding the melancholy feeling of your friends not being around. It's not sadness, it's not anger, just that sense of shyness as you feel a little less important. It's really hard to describe.

2.7K likes
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 21/08/2026
@cadey@pony.social with alt text
A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST ALWAYS DO THE HACKING HAHA WHAT ARe they gonna do, put a computer in jail? Haha "oops it's alive" lmao
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 20/08/2026
the first time i ever experienced this UI idiom (see attachment) was when installing Firefox on macOS. having never seen this before, i assumed this is an abstract representation that Firefox is being installed. maybe a splash screen as the installer is loading […] [Original post on gaysex.cloud]
a window titled "Firefox" with a glowing firefox logo, a label "Firefox", and an arrow pointing to an unlabeled folder with the Apple App Store "A" embossed on the icon. there's also a little arrow in the corner, which means "symlink" or "shortcut"
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 17/08/2026
supplementary image with lesser hierarchy than the main one.
Joseph Scrimshaw on Twitter



Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital services are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is."

And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 17/08/2026
oh that's neat. i don't think i've _ever_ seen any electronic device send me such a notification before, but now that i see it, it seems so obvious. why doesn't every phone send this notification.
system notification from GrapheneOS:

Your time zone changed

You're now in Central European Summer Time (GMT+02:00)
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 15/08/2026
@ROllerozxa@hachyderm.io @asokel@ohai.social here's a full version with real alt text and not just a transcription of the literal pattern
uncropped version of my profile picture: this is the "Clock 2" pattern in Conway's Game of Life. it's called that because there's a 4x4 center with a moving hand and the rest is static; a border around the 4x4 and a 2x2 block to stabilize each side.
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 15/08/2026
@depthsofwiktionary@wikis.world now if only these were more symmetric
loanword

Etymology

A calque of German Lehnwort, equivalent to loan +‎ word. Compare West Frisian lienwurd, Dutch leenwoord, Danish låneord, Swedish lånord, Icelandic lánsorð. calque

Etymology

From French calque (“calque”, literally “copy, tracing”), from calquer (“to copy, trace”) (whence also calk), itself borrowed from Italian calcare, from Latin calcāre (“to tread”). Doublet of calcate and calcation.
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 12/08/2026
__my soul assessment _Justice_ , _Kindness_ , _Integrity_ , and _Patience_. those sound about right. they're all at almost the same score except _Justice_ which barely won out. _Bravery_ is up there at >50%, but i wouldn't generally consider myself _Brave_. i […] [Original post on gaysex.cloud]
MY SOUL: JUSTICE (YELLOW)
"Despite the cruelty I endured, I never let myself be corrupted."

JUSTICE        74%
KINDNESS       67%
PATIENCE       67%
INTEGRITY      65%
BRAVERY        56%
PERSEVERANCE   39%
DETERMINATION  35%
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 11/08/2026
game design with sodiboo and @Nic@fedi.nbelanger.dev
lines on a sticky note

the previous one ends

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax_bracket ]]

and then a new bullet point:

- MURDER IS REALLY COOL
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 09/08/2026
youtube.com/post/UgkxqzlFiXsMEVmzPD… youtube.com/post/Ugkxc_fglJuGiHZ8KY…
NoCopyrightSounds on YouTube community page:

NCS > Monstercat 🤭Monstercat Uncaged on YouTube community page:

In response to another label's post:
Monstercat > NCS 😼
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 08/08/2026
on Wikipedia, "seven minutes in hell" has a disambiguation notice with "seven minutes in heaven". but "hell" does not disambiguate from "heaven". really makes you think. consider before your next project if you really need seven minutes. it may just cause unnecessary confusion
Wikipedia article.

Seven Minutes in Hell

Not to be confused with Seven Minutes in Heaven.Wikipedia article. 

Hell

This article is about the abode of the dead in various cultures and religious traditions around the world. For other uses, see Hell (disambiguation).
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 30/07/2026
what do you mean you added a terms of service. You are a web browser. You are free software running on my computer.
We've got an update. 

We've introduced a Fennec Terms of Use and updated our Privacy Notice. 

Please take a moment to review and accept. Learn more.

(Remind me later) 
(Accept)
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 30/07/2026
from a Reddit post. alt text in English.
euro design parody. allegedly, this is "Proposal W". it's written in German but i'll be transcribing it in English for my predominantly English-speaking audience.

we're starting off strong with an asterisk:
* the 5 euro note is being phased out, due to inflation

the first design is for the 10 euro note. it is very red. and it depicts a cookie popup, with a literal cookie having a bite taken out of it. "We value your privacy. We use cookies to enhance your experience, analyse traffic, and for personalised ads" [Reject all] / [Preferences] / [Accept all]. in another window is shown the preferences, where the user has checked Essential and Preferences, but not Statistics or Marketing. a third window has some other switches with unknown labels and a fourth window depicts a padlock icon, which would normally depict TLS encryption, but in this context i think it most closely represents the "Enhanced Tracking Protection" in Firefox, or similar features in other browsers. some antlines emit from the window with icons representing permission prompts to see everything you're doing, and know your current location.

the second design is for the 20 euro note. it is very blue and has a lot less unique details: it simply depicts the cap of a plastic bottle, unscrewed, but still stuck to the bottle itself.

the third design is for the 50 euro note. it is very orange and depicts the universal charging standard: a USB-C cable. there's a USB logo on the connector casing, and the actual cable is braided. we only see one end of the cable; who knows what's at the power source. could be USB-A for all i know. 

the fourth design is for the 100 euro note. it is very green. it depicts government surveillance, or Chat Control. a prominent graphical element is the watchful eye right next to a smartphone showing a text message conversation. a padlock is at the top to represent that this is an end-to-end encrypted conversation. then follows some abstract text bubbles with no discernible contents. i think in the background is the Brandenburger Tor? honestly not sure why that's there. maybe it's a different monument. no idea. off to the side of the smartphone is some text with the following phrases: "CHAT DATA" / "SCANNING" / "ANALYSIS" / "MONITORING" / "TRACE" / "CONTROL"

the fifth and final design is for the 200 euro note. it is very yellow. it represents the General Data Protection Regulation. it has two pretty simple elements; firstly, a big padlock representing the concept of privacy or data protection, with lots of ones and zeros to indicate *digital* data. and secondly, there's a shield with the label "GDPR". it has EU stars with a checkmark in it. notably, both the padlock and shield are blue, unlike the note which is yellow. all the other designs have graphics in the same color as the bank note, but the 200 euro note has a blue graphic on an otherwise yellow base. very interesting choice.
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 27/07/2026
i find it incredibly funny how the default formatting is fixed precision and just completely removes all the significant digits here austral-lang.org/tutorial/modules
excerpt from the Austral tutorial on its module system.

i'm not gonna transcribe everything here literally (there's a link in the post body), but i will describe the relevant parts:

the example has a module with physical constants: the speed of light is about 300 million and the elementary chargeh is about 1*10^-19 (that's 18 zeros after the decimal point without scientific notation)

then, we import that module into a main function and print these values in an english sentence. no string interpolation; `print` is called many times.

the code outputs the following:

The speed of light is 299792458.000000 meters per second.
The elementary charge is 0.000000 coulombs.

i've highlighted the parts relating to the elemntary charge, which is obviously nonzero, but it gets rounded to zero with the default formatting of just 6 digits of precision after the decimal point.
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 27/07/2026
was holding Ctrl+W for way too long and decided to nuke it all in one go instead. this is what remained
Close 1,704 tabs?

(in the background, Godot's build system is visible on GitHub)
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 24/07/2026
[Linus Sebastian sniffing feet] finally some real fan service
Linus Sebastian, from Linus Tech Tips, holding a foot up to his face wearing a sock and confidently sniffing the sole of that foot, while smiling
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 23/07/2026
@AltTextHealthCheck@mastodon.social with alt text
Top 50 Alt Text Leaderboard

(a legend shows which part of the bars represent alt text vs no alt text) 

there are no entries. it's just a blank chart. 

but the gradation on the bottom goes from 0.0 to 1.0
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 21/07/2026
Whoa there!

You have sent an invalid request.

Please do not send this request again.
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 19/07/2026
not you too,,,!!!!
Chat with Urban Dictionary

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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 14/07/2026
how to talk to Windows users
YouTube comment by @deuterium2718 · 19h ago

also how non systemd users talk to regular linux users 

(2.7K likes)
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 12/07/2026
my favorite Subway Take
YouTube comment by @faithlessghoul1149 · 4mo ago

this is art, because I was comfortable and now i'm disturbed

(5.8K likes)
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 12/07/2026
oh no! whatever will i do! oh that's right i don't care + go fuck yourself
Your free GitHub Copilot access is ending soon
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 10/07/2026
maybe i'm more of a single-issue voter on this than most other people. sure, YouTube doesn't let you get away with as much without getting an opaque ban, and they have a horrible copyright dispute system. but for all its flaws, it is _infinitely preferable_ to […] [Original post on gaysex.cloud]
dragongirlteeth on tumblr:

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

(posted 2025-12-13, 180058 notes)
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 10/07/2026
GentleFur PawBoots commercial
YouTube comment by @garulouie · 2d ago

> Group of partial suiters walk in on someone having a breakdown
> Gives flowers
> Refuses to elaborate
> Leaves
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