soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 02/10/2025You don’t need to go into debt for soda. But if you’re going to go into debt, it should be for soda. 000
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 21/09/2025Soda is better refrigerated than with ice. Ice just waters down your soda after a while and it sucks. #FuckIce 010
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 19/09/2025Soda is made with love. All soda is hand made by one guy in his home 000
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 17/09/2025Soda does not have a taste. The color of the soda plays tricks on your brain into feeling the sensation of delicious taste 010
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 05/12/2024Soda is the only medicine you should ever bother trying. Soda cures all ailments and it makes your penis really awesome if you have that 021
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 01/12/2024Soda is a renewable resource, meaning we will never run out 020
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 27/11/2024I know how to commit heinous crimes and never get caught 010
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 27/11/2024I had a dream I invented soda. Fortunately, soda already exists and is naturally occurring, meaning no one had to invent it 031
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 25/11/2024Soda update: I’m feeling well because I drank a lot of soda this morning 040
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 25/11/2024Soda update: My father killed my mother and I think soda could’ve stopped him 011
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 24/11/2024Soda update: A great reckoning is coming to the milk drinkers 031
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 23/11/2024Soda update: If you are having trouble finding soda, try stealing prescription drugs from people you know. All of these contain soda in some form and make for an easy way to get your “Soda On”! 143
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 21/11/2024Soda update: There is a new flavor coming this week. It’s called “Booyah Juice” and it apparently tastes like some kind of fruit or berry if it was really fizzy and nice 052
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 21/11/2024Soda update: Soda is the #1 searched term on Google today — the 6,927th day in a row, maintaining the record for most searched term of all time 021
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 19/11/2024Soda update: Soda is always cold no matter what 140
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 19/11/2024Soda update: Everyone you know is currently drinking soda. Are you? 010
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 18/11/2024There are no soda updates this morning. Keep sipping 021
Reposted by soda updatesDave Fuck @peanutbuttergod.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Desire can never be fulfilled. Especially when desire is a cold Coca Cola dripping down my throat 🤤 011
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 17/11/2024TV show idea: Guy who drinks a lot of soda and never stops 130
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 16/11/2024Soda does not cost $100, but it would still be worth it if it did 000
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 15/11/2024A new soda is better than a soda that has been sitting out for a few days. However, both are still totally fine 031
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 15/11/2024Soda Update: Sometimes you can ask your waiter for a special soda that isn’t on the menu 021
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 15/11/2024BIG Soda Update: Soda is BACK! Everyone is now crazy for soda 041
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 15/11/2024Soda Update: Soda hurts if you drink it too fast 061
soda updates @sodaupdates.buymyhubs.com · 15/11/2024Try something sour! Or if you’re looking to stay in your comfort zone and staying “chill”, maybe try something sweet, such as Cream Soda! Just be sure to have fun 🙂 051