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I'm so glad that my only redeeming features after 30 years are 'being slightly above par at any video game I play' and 'pretty nice guy if he's ever available'

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Berseepon @berseepon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Floatzel🍖🍖 See high quality on patreon and fanbox!

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have decided. The floatzel counterpart to 'bingle' Flootle

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Shapeshifting forms I've been banned from being TF'd into: > _____ the Hedgehog (past life) > Zangoose (technicality, character diverged) > quadrupedal dragon (trauma) > Vaporeon > Salazzle (got high off own supply, swore it off after causing thousands of dollars in flood damage) > Charizard (ZZAZZ)

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Fizzpop🔞 @fizzpop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He can't/can help it

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When the huge wood is a huge would

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The only thing more intimidating than a hyper you find attractive is when that same hyper is interested in you, and giving you the bedroom eyes that you KNOW means you're not gonna be walking straight when they're done with you

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

More people should CTF their snake friends, imagine not being hyper until you got a pair of pythons living in your sheath and every motion they make is equivalent to simulating an erogenous zone

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Being quick to reset to a standard size template only to be several times more vulnerable to TF/Growth triggers than average is a fun way to be. Imagine making my doughy ass *huge* solely because you started worshipping and complimenting what cake I did have, only to make it a whole-ass bakery 👉👈

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hard to make people happy and 'try to make the world a better place' when the world is shrinking, strangled by people trying to shake every last nickel and dime out of our pockets. I'm tired, boss. Getting real hard to offer hugs when I can't put any strength behind 'em.

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The amount of terrible unwise things that will be done to me once I get a good model...

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Pepperoni Meatball sub on 'italian herbs and cheese' bread, with provoline, mozz, and Extra Parm, toasted... with garlic aioli.

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Local soda floatzel collapses into a heap, requires headpats to function (why is retail so unbelievably soul-sucking)

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I need to park my butt on the 'lap' of macro hyper friends more. Some kinda weird yawning sensation brewing inside me that makes me think that as cavernous as I can be, the desire to be filled is equally as big as what I could get filled by before I start swelling...

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Is it normal for a fever you get after initial illness contraction to cause delirium? Asking because last week this awful seasonal illness was making the rounds, and every time I tried to suggest the fever did that to me I got very firmly talked over... and I doubt it was just caffeine withdrawal

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Debating on whether or not I should give Phenny a tattoo of the Digital Hazard somewhere, just for aesthetic reasons (surely)

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

So anyways I started blastin' ropes

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'm not beating the 'would retire to Equestria' allegations

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Someone needs to Fusion a floatzel with a skunk please, already got the twin tails and I think the vibe would be... neat™

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Luna Starlight @lunaendlesswitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I want a day at some point where I just get fully melted to a paste by my loved ones and friends. Just musk drunk and teased to death while in the center of them

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

...am I a good 'zel? Am I -really?-

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

> Sees the name 'Vert' in the wild > Brain autoplays Hot by Smash Mouth

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

* The face in the mirror belongs to someone with your name, you suppose.

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Stuffed shells, but stuffed with taco meat, garnished with corn and mozzarella cheese

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

sick floatzel covered in sweat but clammy and having these singular coughs that make my head and diaphragm hurt, ough

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Can I just start wearing pins for the Cas:Unknown moodles I'm feeling right now, having 'anxiety' proudly displayed on my collar at work would go pretty hard

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DjMuffinTops @djmuffintops.com · 30/08/2026

pokemon mystery dungeon

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Guys does the Raging Demon count as a Jarona??

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Having massive hyper bits, including a shaft long enough to boop your own snoot: Pro - Autofellatio - Cuddle partner in bed - Calming white noise generator (pun) Con - Self cumflation will always push the source out of your mouth, oops - Cleanup woes - "You cannot sleep, there are monsters nearby"

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danger meowthmallow 🐱 @icetyph.pmd.social · 22/08/2026

living bed who loves u so much and never forgets to give u ur morning bites

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Starting to slowly realize that 2nd Person RP might just be one of the reasons I've gathered at least a little notoriety for being a nice person over the years of casual horny. It's never been about character on character action, it's always just been the method by which I try to make *you* happy

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

"I've read two fanfics that turned out really good and now I want to watch the source series" is the kind of thing I think I'm going to coin the term 'waterslide' for; it's a pipeline, but also a slippery slope

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If I ever earn a halo as part of my character design, I hope you know it's going to be because I'm very sweet and kind and *why is the halo blood red*

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

How do you tell when your tolerance of edge cases progresses to the point where (metaphor time) it's not just a weird skin tag or birth mark, it's a tumor, and it needs to be excised

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The ember flickers. ...I'm sorry. The more things change, the more I realize I don't. Or at least, I've been doing a real shitty job at learning and maturing. One of these days I'm going to really have to sit down and organize an entire 'manifesto' of how toxic life is, outside this screen.

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I'm really not sure how I'm supposed to feel when Twitch decides to roll out a new enabled-by-default Your Stream Will Be Used To Train Generative AI option and all of a sudden, All The Cool People I Like Are Now Doing Art Streams

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Joystick.TV @joystick.tv · 13/08/2026

Also Creators may not use generative artificial intelligence (AI) or other automated systems to create, simulate, or misrepresent a live broadcast or real-time interaction. All content presented as “live” must involve genuine, real-time participation by the user or authorized participants.

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Zephyrel 🏳️‍⚧️ @zephyrel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

HOLY, that hook is INCREDIBLE

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Mako Kenova 🔜 VA @makokenova.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Not only turning this off, but looking at other avenues to stream. Twitch wants this? Then I don't want Twitch.

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

As a Gundam nerd one of the funniest aspects of wiki crawling to develop my own AU timeline is the discovery that the Full Armor Gundam is basically the Universal Century's equivalent of a Cryptid

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August 🔞 @august.hyper.wang · 09/08/2026

A happy life isn't enough, I need unbridled hedonism, give me the pleasures of the flesh

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Phenos @sodafloatzel.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The real reason Gaster is a Pirate now: he's the Captain of the Ship of Theseus. So many of his pieces scattered through time and space that he started replacing them, trying to become whole, until it's hard to tell if it's originally the same guy underneath (and We are potentially Not Helping)

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PineDingus @pinedingus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Rootbeer floatzel

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