buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 13/06/2025I regretfully have decided to stop pursuing the title of "town bully" as I just got my ass kicked by a 3'5" man named Laurent at the local Walmart after i did some harmless lighthearted tease play on him typical of the town bully type 000 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 05/05/2025some local church is having a clam bake this month but my wife wont let me go! 020 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 26/04/2025if you are a husband it is your responsibility to figure out how to pirate stuff for your wife. if you cant figure out how to get Wicked.2024.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHEL.mkv onto your plex server by friday night she is rightfully going to leave your ass. 120 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 07/04/2025dude I told you not to bring your girlfriend around here she smells like mcdonalds and makes the crew hungry for fries 🤬🤬 020 0
Reposted by buffumbuffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 14/07/2023Of course my soda enjoying ass is enjoying a soda right now 161 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 30/03/2025if someone is being insane in public or yelling at their kids or something you shouldnt intervene bc what if they're filming a gonzo movie or doing a social experiment. You wouldn't want to ruin it! 000 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 22/03/2025every time I feel sick or have a headache my family just assumes I haven't drinken enough soda. Dude I drank my soda! Sometimes even people who drank their soda are sick! Be kind to me! 020 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 18/03/2025this girl on the girl scout cookie wrapper is giving it her whole soul. respect to this girl. 010 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 16/02/2025IF IT'S GLUTEN FREE ITS NOT FOR ME IF IT'S GLUTEN FREE ITS NOT FOR ME!!!! 000 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 29/01/2025I hate these losers so much. every few months they crawl out of their stupid ass lab to say "things are getting worse" with their big ugly physical metaphor. Thanks for the info fuggos like I couldn't tell things were bad by going outside I needed a giant clock to tell me. Get a job! 120 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 19/01/2025Church is going to be so crowded today 😂😂😂 all those TEENS are gonna be so bored without their precious dance app they won't know what to do besides come to the lord!! 121 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 08/12/2024got kicked out of my local theater by a karen for yelling "OPPA SCROOGE STYLE" even though a lot of the people in the audience laughed 010 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 08/12/2024I hope the Hawk Tuah girl doesn't get in trouble for her crypto scam bc I want her to release a really cool Hawk Tuah Christmas song. 010 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 01/01/2024Americans rejoice as the Diarrhea Song goes into public domain, meaning it's now okay to sing in schools 000 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 01/01/2024spending my day with custody of my kids watching the "Top 100 Star Wars Parody Raps of 2023" and laughing our butts off 010 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 22/12/2023Dude.... I thought I knew you. I thought you were chaste... 010 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 17/12/2023sometimes it's okay to lie about yourself if it makes other people feel good like sometimes I tell people "I was voted coolest guy in the city and I think you might be cooler than me" 010 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 12/12/2023accomplished my goal of watching 365 movies this year and I feel nothing. 110 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 07/12/2023Never seen Legos this warped. very disturbing. this is what happens to Legos that undergo the Russian Sleep Experiment. 010 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 02/12/2023sketch comedians are like "What if instead of LOST it was called FOUND 😂🤣😜😆🤣" 120 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 24/11/2023i designed the denver airport and it's actually just really weird because i'm stupid and bad at my job 010 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 18/11/2023i was not invited to many cool parties this year, undoubtedly because i am a christian 000 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 17/11/2023met the Haim sisters and the tall one beat the shit out of me and my friend 100 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 13/11/2023sad to report beloved youtuber and philanthropy exploiter MrBreast has died doing too much cocaine off of a Walmart themed train he built in Ethiopia 020 0
buffum @sodaenjoyer.com · 11/11/2023lmao look who my drunk ass ran into at the club this dude never slows down 020 0
