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The Diversity Quota @the-diversityquota.bsky.social · 18h

The Diversity Quota is back tomorrow, October 1, 8:30pm in The Griffin 🍺 Meet your acts for tomorrow’s show (including a mystery act 👀) ⬇️ Don’t forget to get a ticket, because all booking fees go straight to charity 🎉 🔗 events.humanitix.com/the-diversit... @whatsonglasgow.bsky.social

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The Diversity Quota @the-diversityquota.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

📣 Only 1 week to go until you can catch incredible inclusive accessible stand-up comedy, 1 Oct, 8:30pm at The Griffin 🍻 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤 Tickets 🔗 events.humanitix.com/the-diversit... @whatsonglasgow.bsky.social

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Eliott Simpson @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

📣 Next week I will be performing on Queer Folks' Tales' 1st ever show in The Citizens Theatre in Glasgow on Friday 25th September 🎭 It'll be an honour to wave the Asexual show at this iconic show ♠️💜 Tickets 🔗 citz.co.uk/whats-on/que... @avenofficial.bsky.social @whatsonglasgow.bsky.social

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Doctor Bonk @doctorbonk69.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

🎃 Join us for spooky drag, burlesque, poetry, comedy and medical mayhem on Sep 19 🩸 🗓️ Saturday, September 19 ⏰ 19:00 📍 The Banshee Labyrinth, Edinburgh Get tickets ⬇️ 🎟️ www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail... @edhorrorfest.bsky.social @whatsonedinburgh.bsky.social

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Eliott Simpson @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

LAST CHANCE to catch “An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus” at the Edinburgh Fringe tonight 💜 ⏰ 19:05 📍 The City Cafe Tickets 🔗 www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... @avenofficial.bsky.social

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Eliott Simpson @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

📣 Only a few chances left to catch the sexiest Asexual show at the Fringe 🍰 💜An Asexual Show About Cunnilingus 🗓️ 24-30th August ⏰ 19:05 📍 The City Cafe, Edinburgh 🎟️ www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... A tale of fluids, flaps, chaps and happy endings (not like that) @avenofficial.bsky.social

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The Diversity Quota @the-diversityquota.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

📢Join us for inclusive accessible Stand-Up Comedy on Sep 3 🎭 🗓️ Thursday, Sep 3 ⏰ 8:30pm 📍The Griffin, Glasgow 🎟️ www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1975101523... Jokes, games, prizes & more 🎉 Starring Eliott Simpson, Kat Powell, Rachel Jackson, Si Walker & Bhavya Kumar ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤 @whatsonglasgow.bsky.social

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Eliott Simpson @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

📢 1 week until “An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus” performs at the Edinburgh Fringe 🎉 🗓️ 24-30 August ⏰ 19:05 📍 City Cafe 🎟️ www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... See you there for tales of flaps, chaps and happy endings 💜 @avenofficial.bsky.social @lhcomedy.bsky.social @freefringefestival.bsky.social

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Eliott Simpson @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Thank you all so much for coming last night to watch us do a sick high five 🖐️ make a lot of cakey mess in the floor 🍰 and do 2 hours of silly jokes 🎤 We’ll see y’all again at the Fringe 🎉 Tickets for my show 🔗 www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

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Eliott Simpson @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

📣 Asexual Stand-up Show at the @edfringe.bsky.social 💜 This august you can catch my new comedy hour "An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus" 🍰 🗓️ AUGUST 24-30TH ⏰ 19:05-20:05 📍The City Cafe (Hollywood Room) 🎟️ Pay What You Can 🔗 www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... @avenofficial.bsky.social #asexual #ace

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Doctor Bonk @doctorbonk69.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Thank you all so much boys & girls for yet another sold out showing of macabre medical madness 🩸 We’ll be back on September 19th 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail... See you then 🎃 @edhorrorfest.bsky.social @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social

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Eliott Simpson @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

🚨 I'm previewing my new Asexual stand-up comedy show alongside @craigwilson1.bsky.social on Wed 22 July, 8pm in The Griffin🍺 Come along for 2 incredible stand-up shows as well as the chance to see us do a sick high-five🙌 Tickets 🔗 www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1992719195... @whatsonglasgow.bsky.social

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Eliott Simpson @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I’ve started performing asexual burlesque where I just gradually put more clothes on

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The Diversity Quota @the-diversityquota.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

THANK YOU all so much for making last night’s show truly spectacular 🎉 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤 We’ll be back on Thursday August 6th back in The Griffin 🍺 Get tickets now 🔗 tr.ee/358wJBTaQI @whatsonglasgow.bsky.social @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social

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AVEN @avenofficial.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Aces and Aros definitely count in Pride! We belong at Pride! :)

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The Diversity Quota @the-diversityquota.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

📢 Less than a week to go until you can catch inclusive, accessible stand-up comedy, June 4th, 8:30pm at The Griffin🎭 TICKETS 🔗 www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1975100289... Join us for a fantastic evening of comedy starring the funniest faces across Scotland! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

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The Diversity Quota @the-diversityquota.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

📢 Inclusive Wheelchair accessible ♿️ Stand-Up Comedy Show at The Griffin, Glasgow, June 4, 8:30pm⏰ Starring @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social Kate Hammer, Amanda Dwyer, Euan Williams & C-Jay Quigley 🎤 Games🎲Prizes 🏆Guffaws Galore🎭 Tix🔗 www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1975100289... @whatsonglasgow.bsky.social

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The Diversity Quota @the-diversityquota.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

📢Inclusive Stand-Up Comedy Show at The Griffin, Glasgow, May 7th, 8:30pm 🎭 Wheelchair accessible ♿️ with jokes, prizes and guffaws galore 🎉 Get Tickets 🔗 www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1975100203... ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤 @whatsonglasgow.bsky.social @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social #standupcomedy #wheelchairaccessible

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Doctor Bonk @doctorbonk69.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Thank you all so much boys & girls for making last night’s show our most raucous, flea-ridden, bunny blood-soaked show ever 🩸 Thanks to the Banshee Labyrinth, @edhorrorfest.bsky.social and all our acts 👻 Get tickets for our show on May 16th now 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

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Doctor Bonk @doctorbonk69.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Dr Bonk is back from the un-dead to bring you more macabre cabaret mayhem 🎃 Join us on Saturday 18th April for spooky drag, burlesque, comedy & carnal chaos at the Banshee Labyrinth 🦇 Tickets 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail... @edhorrorfest.bsky.social @whatsonedinburgh.bsky.social

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Eliott Simpson @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Thank you all so for much for cumming to my show last night! Was a lovely albeit sticky time (due to cake frosting, get your mind out of the gutter) 🍰 I’ll be bringing this show back at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe! See you then 💜 @avenofficial.bsky.social #asexuality #asexual #lgbtqia

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Eliott Simpson @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

🚨 TOMORROW! The sexiest asexual show at the Glasgow Comedy Festival will be bare and out for all to see, tomorrow, March 21st, 7:45pm at The Griffin 🍺 If you haven't already, I heavily urge you to get your tickets TODAY 🎟️ www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances... @avenofficial.bsky.social

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Doctor Bonk @doctorbonk69.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

The creator & producer of Dr.Bonk's Macarbaret, @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social is performing their new Asexual comedy show at the Glasgow Comedy Festival on Sat 21st March, 7:45pm at The Griffin 💜💜💜💜 Be sure to grab your tickets before they're gone 🔗 www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances...

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The Diversity Quota @the-diversityquota.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

The creator & producer of The Diversity Quota, @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social is performing their new Asexual comedy show at the Glasgow Comedy Festival on Sat 21st March, 7:45pm at The Griffin 💜💜💜💜 Be sure to grab your tickets before they're gone 🔗 www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances...

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Eliott Simpson @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

🚨 ONLY 1 WEEK TO GO until the sexiest asexual show you’ll ever see 👀 ⏰ Saturday, 21st March, 7:45pm at The Griffin (266 Bath street, Glasgow) 🎟️ Secure your tickets NOW 🔗 songkick.seetickets.com/event/eliott... @avenofficial.bsky.social #asexual #asexuality

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AVEN @avenofficial.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Happy 25th Birthday AVEN! Thanks to everyone who contributed to our community over the years, whether through our forums, our other social media, our conferences and our wonderful volunteer teams!

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Eliott Simpson @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

📣 From Award-winning Asexual comedian Eliott Simpson, cums a new show about love 🍰 "An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus", performing on 21st March, 7:45p, at The Griffin for the Glasgow Comedy Festival 🎭 TICKETS 🔗 www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances... @avenofficial.bsky.social #asexual

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The Diversity Quota @the-diversityquota.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

📣 Only 1 week to go until you can catch inclusive, accessible stand-up comedy, March 5th, 8:30pm at The Griffin in Glasgow 🎭 Jokes, games, prizes & guffaws galore 🔗 www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1966911172... ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤 @kathleenwho.bsky.social @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social @whatsonglasgow.bsky.social

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Eliott Simpson @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Happy Valentines Day to all Aces! Remember that today is as much about self-love as it is about love for others 🖤🤍💜 Need a valentine's gift? Still tickets available for my Asexual comedy show, 21st March at The Griffin www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances... @avenofficial.bsky.social

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Eliott Simpson @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

🚨 TODAY ONLY! Get 2-4-1 tickets for “An Asexual show about Cunnilingus by Eliott Simpson” by using the code TWOFUR2026 before 23:59 TONIGHT (Feb 10) 🎉 Don’t miss out on the sexiest asexual show ever💜 GET TICKETS HERE 🔗 www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances... @avenofficial.bsky.social

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The Diversity Quota @the-diversityquota.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

THANK YOU all so much for making our 1st show of 2026 truly spectacular, with cereals, muppet voices and magical bras a-plenty 🥣 Thanks to the Griffin and all of our acts🎉 Get tickets for our next show on Thursday March 5th 🔗 www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1966911172... ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤 @craigwilson1.bsky.social

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The Diversity Quota @the-diversityquota.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

🚨Only a few days to go until our next comedy show! So it's time to meet your acts via our DQ trading cards ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤 Catch them all on Thursday 5th February, 8:30pm at The Griffin in Glasgow! Get tickets🎟️ www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1966910364... @whatsonglasgow.bsky.social @craigwilson1.bsky.social

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The Diversity Quota @the-diversityquota.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Only 2 weeks to go until fantastic fabulous comedy starring the funniest faces in a furnace of fun ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤 Thursday February 5th, 8:30pm in The Griffin 🎊 www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1966910364...

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The Diversity Quota @the-diversityquota.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

📢 Inclusive Stand-Up Comedy Show at The Griffin, Glasgow, Feb 5th (8:30pm) ✨ Wheelchair accessible ♿️ and open to all, join us an unforgettable night of comedy 🎭 Jokes! Games! Prizes! Guffaws Galore! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤 GET TICKETS ➡️ eventbrite.co.uk/e/1966910364... @whatsonglasgow.bsky.social

An A3 poster with the details for the Diversity Quota comedy night. The Title, date, venue and time are shown at the top (The Griffin, 266 Bath Street, Glasgow, G2 4JP. Thursday Feb 5th, 8:30pm) and the acts are shown at the bottom

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Eliott Simpson @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I don’t post as much as I used to cos hoo boi social media really do be terrible for your mental health, but I’ll still post when I can. If you’re new here, Hi! I’m an autistic asexual comedian who deals in silly puns and thoughts. Follow me to hear them sometimes 🍰

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Eliott Simpson @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

📢 Asexual Comedy Show coming to the Glasgow Comedy Festival ✨ 🍰An Asexual Show About Cunnilingus by Eliott Simpson 💜 WHEN? 🗓️ 21 March TIME? ⏰ 19:45 WHERE? 📍The Griffin TICKETS? 🎟️ 👇 www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances... @avenofficial.bsky.social #asexual #asexuality @asexualityarchive.com

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Doctor Bonk @doctorbonk69.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

📢Only 1 week to go until frightening festive tidings at Dr Bonk's Macarbaret! An hour of spooky drag, burlesque, comedy and medical mayhem🩸 Dec 20, 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth 🦇 Tickets selling fast! Get yours now 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail... @edhorrorfest.bsky.social #horrorcabaret

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Doctor Bonk's Macarbaret | edhorrorfest

Scotland's silliest surgeon, Dr. Bonk, is back with his hit SELL-OUT SHOW 'Dr Bonk's Macarbaret', an evening of drag, burlesque, music, comedy, and medical mayhem!

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Doctor Bonk @doctorbonk69.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

📣 Join us on Sat 20 Dec, 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth for the festive special of Dr.Bonk's Macarbaret 🎄 A frighteningly festive hour of spooky drag, burlesque, comedy & medical mayhem await 💉 TICKETS 🎟️ edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail... @edhorrorfest.bsky.social @whatsonedinburgh.bsky.social

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The Diversity Quota @the-diversityquota.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

📣 FREE Disability History Month Comedy Show! Enjoy an evening of entertainment, starring disabled & neurodivergent comedians, in a wheelchair-accessible & sensory-friendly venue♿ 🗓️ DEC 11 ⏰ 19:30 📍The Gilchrist Postgraduate Club @glasgowunisrc.bsky.social 🔗 www.glasgowunisrc.org/ents/event/1...

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AVEN @avenofficial.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Today is the start of #TransAwarenessWeek This week is about education and raising awareness of the issues trans people face. Trans people have always existed and more than ever trans people need support, so this week and beyond, show up for the trans community.

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The Diversity Quota @the-diversityquota.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH for making our first night in the Griffin an absolute blast ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤 We enjoyed songs about sausages, rants about gin and tales of saucy sub-reddits 🎭 We’ll be back on Thursday, December 4th so secure your seats NOW 🔗 eventbrite.com/e/the-divers... #comedyshow #diversity

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The Diversity Quota @the-diversityquota.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

📣 DQ RETURNS ON 8 OCTOBER! MARK YOUR CALENDARS 🗓️ The Diversity Quota will be presenting another fabulous evening of stand-up comedy to celebrate @uofglasgow.bsky.social's Welcome Week 2025 on Wed, 8 October! More details and performers to be revealed soon... Watch this space 👀 #glasgow #comedy

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Doctor Bonk @doctorbonk69.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Only 3 days to go until our next show 🎃 Our 3rd act is Ooky boogy spooky gooby 'Ferris has bad hair' 👻 Catch him at Dr.Bonk’s Macarbaret, Sat 20 Sep, 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth 🦇 Tickets 🔗 edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail... @edhorrorfest.bsky.social @whatsonedinburgh.bsky.social

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Doctor Bonk @doctorbonk69.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

📣 Join us for spooky drag, comedy & medical mayhem on Sat 20 September, 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth 💉 Starring Phil O'Shea, Alan Sunter, Ferris & Nick Romancer🦇 TICKETS🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail... @edhorrorfest.bsky.social @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social @whatsonedinburgh.bsky.social

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Eliott Simpson @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

UK Pun Off Joke of the Fringe? Won it mate 🥇 And I’m not even doing a show this year, I’m just that good! But seriously thanks so much to the judges, I’m reet chuffed! www.comedy.co.uk/fringe/fyi/8...

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Eliott Simpson wins UK Pun Off joke competition - British Comedy Guide

Eliott Simpson's joke about podiatry has triumphed in the one-liner competition which took place as part of the UK Pun Off's Edinburgh Fringe run.

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What's in the Box? @whtsnthbx.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

WHAT'S IN THE BOX? Lineup for Sunday 10th August, 1pm, Globe Bar, 13 Niddry Street: SUNIL MASHARI ELIOTT SIMPSON (@sockfacesimpson.bsky.social) ALEX LEAM (@alexleam.bsky.social) Bring an item, pop it in the box and watch the chaos unfurl. Free entry!

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