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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I met a buddy for dinner at the pool hall around the corner. The owner brings his wiener dog, who has his own little platform he accesses via a ramp behind the jukebox. 10/10 experience. #bikesky
A wiener dog on a raised platform with a little railing keeping him safe A wiener dog taking a nap on a dog bedA.blurry photo of a bicycle leaning against a building at night
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This has got to be from the winter of 2008-9. The next year I had a different winter bike. I think I was riding 6 miles each way to work back then, but I was younger and in better shape. It wasn't ideal for winter riding, but I remember having fun anyway. #bikesky
A bicycle with snow packed into the wheels and drivetrain.
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did the Lowry and Camden bridges loop to get out for a few minutes before the rain started. #bikesky
A bicycle on the Lowry Ave Bridge with downtown Minneapolis in the background North Minneapolis Saturn Sculpture
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The display case at the diner is looking a little crowded these days
A stainless steel and glass cabinet filled with solar figurines, bobbleheads, and knickknacks
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#bikesky
A bicycle in a picnic shelter A freight train traveling on an overpass
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This hallway at the bank down the street is pretty much how I remember the 1980s looking.
A drab office hallway with brick walls, a large commercial floor mat, brick floor tile, and a hard lid ceiling. It's poorly lit.
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I took a quick spin around Columbia Park after work, a little faster than last time, but in personal news I found my saddle bag that I was certain had been destroyed. #bikesky
A bicycle leaning against a chain gateA bicycle against a Minneapolis Grand Rounds information kiosk A tag reading "Minnehaha Bag Co"
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've always been impressed with the horseshoe infrastructure in the metro. I have no idea how often they're used, but these things are everywhere. #bikesky
A bicycle leaning against a horseshoe court
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1990s draw distance ass weather
A foggy suburban street
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Went to see a movie set in 2006 in the neighborhood where I lived in 2006.
Movie poster for "Primetime" starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I rode my bike to a friend's house, in the rain, both of which for the first time in years. Riding home after dark, and for a few moments it felt like the ride home from work in 2009, arguably probably one of the highlights of that year for me. #bikesky
A bicycle leaning against a tree
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got out in Northeast today, perfect day for a ride. #bikesky
A bicycle leaning on a tall light pole in a parkA bicycle leaning against a bench near a bridge A bridge over a rail yard
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Despite finding my rear tire flat, I found a spare tube in my tool box and got a short ride in before dinner. #bikesky
A bicycle leaning against a steel and concrete picnic table in a park
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Had an impromptu ice cream date at Micholandia in Hilltop. #bikesky
Two bicycles locked around a post at a strip mall
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cinema.
The Heights Theater, marquee reading:
Space Seed
Wrath of Khan
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Out and about along the Mississippi River #bikesky
A touring bicycle leaning against a broken park sign
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bought some clearance sale frame bags. I'm out of shape and slow, and I remember the tires felt slow compared to others when I put them on the bike. I'm definitely not moving that fast, but the panniers always made the bike feel sluggish, and I don't need them as often these days. #bikesky
A touring bicycle leaning against a worn garage
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jamming these all into my Switch 2 dock as hard as I can, just to feel something
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo 64The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo GameCube The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo 3DS
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Road to the Camden Bridge with my wife last night, then around the neighborhood early this morning. #bikesky
A view south from the Camden Bridge in Minneapolis A view north from the Camden Bridge in Minneapolis A red fox crossing the road near a rusty parked truckA touring bicycle leaning against a light pole
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
BROADS TWORKING AHEAD sign
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ran errands to Harbor Freight and mailed a letter. On the way home, I rode through a park I probably haven't set foot in for over fifteen years. #bikesky
A steel touring bicycle leaning against a chain link fence next to a brick building.
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Went out for an early morning Labor Day ride. The saddle bag I previously used was destroyed by mice when I left a granola bar inside and the model is now discontinued. Luckily, my also-discontinued Timbuk2 seat bag seems almost new after a wash. #bikesky
The out-of-business Schwinn Bicycle dealer in Firdley, MNA Timbuk2 seat bag attached to a Brooks B67 on a steel touring bicycle
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Snuck in a ride before brunch. #bikesky
A touring bicycle leaning against a jersey barrier
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Giving myself a pep talk to go out and ride rather than go to the movies.
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pausing at Shoreham Yard to watch the trains for a minute. I forgot how much I missed doing this.
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Getting out in the neighborhood.
A touring bicycle leaning against a wooden utility pole
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Trying to get back into cycling now that I've been sober for a few years, and what the fuck is this?
Anti Monkey Butt powder, original packaging Anti Monkey Butt powder, new packaging
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"We should think about getting to the Fair when it opens, it won't be as crowded-" the words barely escape my lips before I notice what is surely my father's voice replacing my own.
A nearly empty scene from the Minnesota State Fair, early on a Monday morning
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
bonus hole
A coin pusher game named "Bonus Hole"
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
How I honor the electrons before the hunt
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I convinced the difficult dog to take her monthly pill on the first attempt.
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A horse drawn carriage traveling the Plymouth Ave bridge at sunset from Boom Island Park
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
August?!?
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Electricity is neat.
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Nintendo 64 Sports logo
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My wife leaves little toy sharks around the house for shark week to remind me that we're going to be talking about sharks a lot for the next several days.
A small plastic shark
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Christmas movie. #sharkweek
Jaws: The Revenge
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It's not a great movie, but I love the opening tracking shot into the hotel at the beginning of Jaws 2. Happy #sharkweek
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I finally spotted one in the wild!
A new USPS truck
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Success. The big block of ice came out of the mini fridge in one piece. Just under a full day outside.
A big block of ice, roughly the shape of the inside of a mini refrigerator freezer compartment
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The meltdown continues
The big block of ice last night The big block of ice this morning Big block of ice with door open this morning
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Apparently I had a beer left when I quit drinking, and I've been keeping it cool in a refrigerator behind the bar in the basement for six years.
Sam Adams' Holiday Porter A nasty mini refrigerator with the free compartment encased fully in ice
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A friend and I went to see 2001: A Space Odyssey on 70mm at the nearby independent movie theater last night. He had never seen it before, so I felt it was important to tell him the character Dr. Frank Poole is canonically circumcised.
Gary Lockwood portraying Dr. Frank Poole
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham's face imposed over the DC skyline, with the capitol in the foreground. The words "have sex" appear in the sky, and "see you space cowboy..." appear under the late senator
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I talked to Mitch McConnell and he called me an asshole and told me to meet him outside.
Alan Ruck as Cameron Frye in Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Helping the dogs hide out from the fireworks, in the basement.
Quint's introduction in Jaws
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
He's going to find a way to get this on all the machines at Up-Down while somehow giving the police even more money.
"Winners Don't Use Drugs" seen on American Amusement Machine Association important arcade machine attraction screens from 1989-2000 with Jacob Frey's name instead of FBI Director William S. Sessions.
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A NYT graphic featuring a crowd of mostly white men joining hands with the caption reading "where testosterone and the bible are the 'new punk rock.'"

Homer Simpson replies "no, it isn't"
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eddie van helena mt @socketeer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I finally put a dimmer on my favorite light in my house
A brass mid century modern pendant light with an adjustable height
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