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@socialmedium.bsky.social

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Founder, investor, advisor, creative, no dogma. Foxtrot Delta Taco.

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Smith should sue for defamation and make the entire treason case part of discovery

Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Check her bank accounts

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

He has literally done a job on the country, to the benefit of Russia and China.

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

They should both be feeling uncomfortable in prison.

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Should probably close borders to that place for a minute.

Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It’s where he packs his spare diapers

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He has to maintain a tight clench to keep from turning inside out.

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The only empathy he ever shows is towards rapists, murders, conmen, and thieves. They are the only people he truly understands.

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

They look like sex traffickers

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“Super cantspelligence”

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They used ChatGPT for the contract

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Except they will be masked, carrying torches, nazi flags, and firearms.

Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dumb and dumber

Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m sick of all the rehearsing and waking up.

Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Every accusation is a…. Zzzzzzzzz

Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Except for the 15% of the country who are apparently sex offenders

Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Technically it was for crimes he commits related to the execution of his office. He is guilty of plenty that won’t pass that test. I’m not sure why it is not being tested.

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A great model for rem would be that a CEO or any executive cannot earn more than 50 times the compensation of their average employee

Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I think you should rename your president but there is yet to exist a word that suitably reflects this level of incompetent stupidity in a sentient context.

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Unnecessary use of the word “plausibly”

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It’s code for “fix” meaning rigged for personal enrichment

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Bribing a Federal official is a fresh crime. That should cover 95 to 100% of Trump pardons this term.

Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s Darwinomics

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

There is a market for moron coins.

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

That will cover a full tank of gas by November

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

He has a sixth sense.

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Jeff Rudd 🇮🇪 🇨🇦 🇵🇸 @jeffrudd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

REMEMBER: They all knew.

Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

No they are the dumberment.

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

No Covid vaccine

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Wage earners making 250k bonuses pay proper tax. The real issues with wealth concentration sits with their clients and bosses who are hoarding assets a few layers up.

Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Trump steak 2.0 - he couldn’t let it go.

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

That was so sharp Watters broke character for a second

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Must also be able to speak Demon.

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Seems like they have something on Hakeem.

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

He should pursue a 100B defamation suit

Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

And the fishes children

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Ha ha, he thinks the President has a heart.

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Not much point declaring that after you bomb them.

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It’s like Miller and Vance forgot to tell him how the story ends.

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This has been an outcome of religious indoctrination for some time.

Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Apparently the republicans passed the death penalty for child sex crimes in Florida. That may save some costs of incarceration.

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

He is nothing more than carrot peelings wrapped around a vacuum of noxious gas.

Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

You had me at felonious sex offender.

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Apparently you can be good at IQ tests and be an idiot at the same time.

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I’m not convinced anyone over there cares more about anything than money.

Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Billionaires are killing it though.

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

He wakes up on a quarterly basis to question reality

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Karma awaits him on cell block D

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

They know they there is no respawning and they go to real person jail right?

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Short Pitch @socialmedium.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I’ve just seen the future and that guy is still an ass clown.

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