Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 03/10/2026While a bit morbid, I like the creativity in the pet food's packaging 010
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 22/09/2026@googlecalendar.bsky.social Google Calendar really needs to fix it if a calendar invite is in my spam or deleted folder it does not show up as an unaccepted meeting in my calendar. Phishing/SPAM is steadily taking advantage of this. 000
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 10/08/2026Starting the week off by getting woken up early by a dog that needs to go out is never a good start to the week. 000
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 30/07/2026static.klipy.comDancing Baby Meme (Ooga Chaka)ALT: Dancing Baby Meme (Ooga Chaka) 000
Reposted by Seth GoldhammerGraylog @graylog.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Graylog is recognized as an Aspiring vendor in the 2026 Gartner®️ SIEM Voice of the Customer report, with an 86% willingness to recommend (based on 52 reviews as of Jan 2026). Access the report. Link: graylog.org/post/graylog...graylog.orgGraylog Recognized by Users in the 2026 Gartner®️ SIEM VOCGraylog recognized as an Aspiring vendor in the 2026 Gartner®️ SIEM Voice of the Customer report, with an 86% willingness to recommend (based on 52 reviews as of Jan 2026). Access the report. 032
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 01/06/2026I’m not saying that I’ve been to #GartnerRiskandSecurityManagenent more than a few times, but my WiFi automatically connects 000
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 24/05/2026There’s more than a good chance I was at that show. 010
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 18/05/2026That What’s New in Graylog 7.1 webinar is tomorrow. Join Jeff and me as we answer any of your questions live graylog.org/post/whats-new-in-grayl… 000
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 08/05/2026media.tenor.coma man with a towel wrapped around his head is smiling and looking at the camera .ALT: a man with a towel wrapped around his head is smiling and looking at the camera . 030
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 08/05/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd vanALT: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van 010
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 27/04/2026media.tenor.coma man and a woman are sitting in front of a map of the world and talking about yesALT: a man and a woman are sitting in front of a map of the world and talking about yes 010
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 24/04/2026No idea what happens next year, but Raiders are killing it this off season #Raidernationmedia.tenor.coma black and white logo for the raiders football teamALT: a black and white logo for the raiders football team 010
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 22/04/2026I somehow lose every 50/50 with wordl Wordle 1,768 3/6* 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 000
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 19/04/2026Noncontroversial take but growing up in the 80s in suburbia with no cell phones, plenty of other kids, parks and streets to roam and explore unsupervised, may have been the optimal time to grow up. 010
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 18/04/2026Sorry #Dubnation. We had a great game in LA but with Curry not able to get it going been a rough Fri. Too many injuries, let’s have a great season next year. 041
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 18/04/2026He’s hurting. KP is hurting. We gave Clippers everything and needed more than 2 days 020
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 16/04/2026Let's go #DubNation! Great winmedia.tenor.coma basketball player wearing a golden state 30 jersey stands on the courtALT: a basketball player wearing a golden state 30 jersey stands on the court 042
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 07/04/2026Seems we are bit beyond the inmates are running the asylum at this point 000
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 03/04/2026media.tenor.coma woman is talking to a man and says there was a dark place and i was in itALT: a woman is talking to a man and says there was a dark place and i was in it 010
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 03/04/2026Ha you and me both Wordle 1,749 3/6* 🟩🟨🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 110
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 03/04/2026Every time there is a 50/50 I choose wrong Wordle 1,749 3/6* 🟩🟨🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 000
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 06/03/2026I seriously never get this 50/50 balls Wordle 1,721 6/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 000
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 02/03/2026I hope Kuminga does well also, but idealizing his performance against the 16-41 Wizards and the 29-33 Trailblazers seems premature. 020
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 27/02/2026Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed 000
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 25/02/2026Man what a depressing screenshot to promote the app lol 000
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 25/02/2026The kid in me wouldn’t believe that Flava Flav would end up with more grace and diplomacy than our President 010
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 20/02/2026Surprised she didn’t say hella. East bay knows what I’m talking about. 170
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 20/02/2026Rest Steph, see if the others can get us to the play-in. Then roll the dice. 010
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 18/02/2026Not sure it matters because we used all our 2way mins on Spencer 120
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 17/02/2026I took a similar path Wordle 1,704 5/6* 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 210
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 14/02/202651 years is an amazing run. Lots of memories were made and forgotten there, often in the same night. 010
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 11/02/2026 Not sure why I found this as challenging as it was Wordle 1,698 5/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 000
Reposted by Seth GoldhammerGraylog @graylog.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Security teams buy “one more tool” to reduce toil. Then investigations turn into nine tabs and a Slack thread. As @socalledseth.com puts it: AI only pays off when it reduces steps inside the analyst’s flow — not when it becomes tab #10. Read the blog: graylog.org/post/the-hum...graylog.orgThe Human-AI Alliance in Security OperationsAI in security operations reduces context switching in SOC investigations, supports analyst judgment, and keeps workflows fast, and human-led. 011
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 09/02/2026Maye has not been good, but Campbell has been getting smoked all game. 000
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 09/02/2026Not sure why they keep interrupting the AI ads with some type of sport game 010
Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 02/02/2026This has been the Mondayist Monday Ive had in awhile 000