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Seth Goldhammer

@socalledseth.com
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20+ years in cybersecurity • currently @grayloginc • in Boulder, CO • Lets talk music, movies, Warriors, Raiders, CU Buffs

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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 03/10/2026
While a bit morbid, I like the creativity in the pet food's packaging
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 22/09/2026
@googlecalendar.bsky.social Google Calendar really needs to fix it if a calendar invite is in my spam or deleted folder it does not show up as an unaccepted meeting in my calendar. Phishing/SPAM is steadily taking advantage of this.
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 10/08/2026
Starting the week off by getting woken up early by a dog that needs to go out is never a good start to the week.
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 30/07/2026
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Dancing Baby Meme (Ooga Chaka)
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 14/06/2026
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 14/06/2026
#Bpulder
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Graylog @graylog.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Graylog is recognized as an Aspiring vendor in the 2026 Gartner®️ SIEM Voice of the Customer report, with an 86% willingness to recommend (based on 52 reviews as of Jan 2026). Access the report. Link: graylog.org/post/graylog...
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Graylog Recognized by Users in the 2026 Gartner®️ SIEM VOC
Graylog recognized as an Aspiring vendor in the 2026 Gartner®️ SIEM Voice of the Customer report, with an 86% willingness to recommend (based on 52 reviews as of Jan 2026). Access the report.
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 01/06/2026
I’m not saying that I’ve been to #GartnerRiskandSecurityManagenent more than a few times, but my WiFi automatically connects
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 24/05/2026
There’s more than a good chance I was at that show.
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 18/05/2026
That What’s New in Graylog 7.1 webinar is tomorrow. Join Jeff and me as we answer any of your questions live graylog.org/post/whats-new-in-grayl…
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 10/05/2026
Wild goats grazing by Ireland’s tallest waterfall
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 08/05/2026
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a man with a towel wrapped around his head is smiling and looking at the camera .
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 08/05/2026
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a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 27/04/2026
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a man and a woman are sitting in front of a map of the world and talking about yes
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 24/04/2026
No idea what happens next year, but Raiders are killing it this off season #Raidernation
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a black and white logo for the raiders football team
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 22/04/2026
I somehow lose every 50/50 with wordl Wordle 1,768 3/6* 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 21/04/2026
Preem
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 20/04/2026
Doggy Spa Day
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 19/04/2026
Noncontroversial take but growing up in the 80s in suburbia with no cell phones, plenty of other kids, parks and streets to roam and explore unsupervised, may have been the optimal time to grow up.
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 18/04/2026
Easy to read into that group hug but yeah
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 18/04/2026
Sorry #Dubnation. We had a great game in LA but with Curry not able to get it going been a rough Fri. Too many injuries, let’s have a great season next year.
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 18/04/2026
He’s hurting. KP is hurting. We gave Clippers everything and needed more than 2 days
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 16/04/2026
Let's go #DubNation! Great win
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a basketball player wearing a golden state 30 jersey stands on the court
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 11/04/2026
That license plate 😂
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 11/04/2026
😂😂😂
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 07/04/2026
Seems we are bit beyond the inmates are running the asylum at this point
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 03/04/2026
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a woman is talking to a man and says there was a dark place and i was in it
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 03/04/2026
Ha you and me both Wordle 1,749 3/6* 🟩🟨🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 03/04/2026
Every time there is a 50/50 I choose wrong Wordle 1,749 3/6* 🟩🟨🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 21/03/2026
This picture sums up the whole season
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 06/03/2026
I seriously never get this 50/50 balls Wordle 1,721 6/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 02/03/2026
I hope Kuminga does well also, but idealizing his performance against the 16-41 Wizards and the 29-33 Trailblazers seems premature.
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 27/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 25/02/2026
Man what a depressing screenshot to promote the app lol
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 25/02/2026
The kid in me wouldn’t believe that Flava Flav would end up with more grace and diplomacy than our President
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 25/02/2026
Congrats!!
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 20/02/2026
Surprised she didn’t say hella. East bay knows what I’m talking about.
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 20/02/2026
Rest Steph, see if the others can get us to the play-in. Then roll the dice.
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 18/02/2026
Not sure it matters because we used all our 2way mins on Spencer
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 17/02/2026
I took a similar path Wordle 1,704 5/6* 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine's Day everyone!
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 14/02/2026
51 years is an amazing run. Lots of memories were made and forgotten there, often in the same night.
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 13/02/2026
This was my everything
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 11/02/2026
Not sure why I found this as challenging as it was Wordle 1,698 5/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Graylog @graylog.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Security teams buy “one more tool” to reduce toil. Then investigations turn into nine tabs and a Slack thread. As @socalledseth.com puts it: AI only pays off when it reduces steps inside the analyst’s flow — not when it becomes tab #10. Read the blog: graylog.org/post/the-hum...
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The Human-AI Alliance in Security Operations
AI in security operations reduces context switching in SOC investigations, supports analyst judgment, and keeps workflows fast, and human-led.
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 09/02/2026
Maye has not been good, but Campbell has been getting smoked all game.
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 09/02/2026
Not sure why they keep interrupting the AI ads with some type of sport game
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 02/02/2026
This has been the Mondayist Monday Ive had in awhile
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 26/01/2026
Bring back the Lithuanian jerseys
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Seth Goldhammer @socalledseth.com · 25/01/2026
Totally get it. Posting anything feels tone deaf.
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