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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 8h
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Seinfeld: Jason Alexander's Slap Fight Dance
ALT: Seinfeld: Jason Alexander's Slap Fight Dance
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 8h
Dave Clawson disagrees because ... you know .... "these days"
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just dealing with a selfishly amoral society. For example, you can't get opposition to the Iran War by showing that we are choosing to engage in death and destruction while positioning ourselves as a malevolent chaos agent in the world. You get it because someone's F250 costs $200 to fill up.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We all know that one person who is a stickler for Robert's Rules of Order, and 100% would not put up with any "breaking of curses" in the middle of the Consent Agenda.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
More than being cold. Since June 1st, the Braves has been the 3rd least productive offense in baseball by wRC+, and only in front of the Reds and Angels by a single percentage point. This is 2 straight seasons of incredibly bad offense, and they can't just run it back. Something has to change.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My 9th grade kid came home wrecked a couple of weeks ago. They split them up into groups of 4 in Science Class, and somehow the moon landing came up. He was the only one in the group that believed it happened. As bad as things are, they're only going to get worse.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
More than a slump. Since June 1st, the Braves had the 3rd worst wRC+ in baseball, only a percentage point better than the Reds and Angels. Changes are needed. Outside the hitting coach, where those changes come from will be difficult to answer.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
94-97 on every fastball he threw. Something was wrong
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Should have announced Kim as the PH and when they went to the RHer, let Rowdy hit. That's the optimal use of Ha-Seong Kim
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you know how many times I had to hear the canned line "too much money chasing too few goods" in regards to our Covid response and inflation? I guess all the Economoc professors who populate our local diners and Facebook pages had determined that shit doesn't matter anymore.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not silly. This team arrived at the postseason like the Wagon Queen Family Truckster pulling into Wally World. Anything from here on out is gravy.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Off-season content suggestion. I know the whole "Let's leave the DH hole open, and use it to give guys days off" sounds good in theory, but it seems like you end up giving a lot of ABs to a lot of 4th OF, utility IF, and the washed.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why not? "Sup" is making a comeback, after all.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes. Yes, it does.
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Nino Brown Meme
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But then who was going to hit cleanup despite having a wRC+ of 86 for the year?
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Completely lost the plot of why the original one was funny. It was a throwaway line that benefited from a quick edit, and we were done. Like a little kid who says something cute, gets a laugh, and now won't stop repeating it.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I mean, sign me up, but please, no Tyler Matzek's this time around
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Woody's Arm Falls Off in Toy Story
ALT: Woody's Arm Falls Off in Toy Story
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There must be exceptions for jump passes
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At this point, fleeing is the best option.
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Geordi La Forge's Epic Roll Maneuver
ALT: Geordi La Forge's Epic Roll Maneuver
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Discovered today that Austin Riley has a lower slugging percentage this year than... Nick Allen. Dark stuff, man.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wait until they realize, like I just did, that Austin Riley has a lower slugging percentage this year than Nick Allen.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's well documented that when confronted with their blantant hypocrisy, MAGA folks will see the error of their ways and demonstrate their intellectual integrity by reversing course and making amends.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He's destined for the Terrance Gore career where he never plays, but will have 2 or 3 World Series rings because some contender will pick him up right before the playoffs every year just to be a late innings pinch runner.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn. Conner4Real is slumming it in Nebraska and driving a ragged out Prius. I guess the Style Boyz reunion didn't work out.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You guys ever seen Dead Silence?
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Still only a 98 wRC+ hitting right handed this season. Long ways from the "he's Mike Trout against lefties" days. Unfortunately, who else do you have?
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Long held theory that running any kind of short yardage "jumbo" package is often just too much humanity for today's football. Players probably average, what, 50 lbs more than what they're yesteryear counterparts did? When they're all bunched up together, there's just nowhere to go.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ronnie was the manhunter all along
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Decently high on the IYKYK scale
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sid Bream would never be treated that way
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ehhh... the way they're hitting, he could probably be the weaker half of a platoon for the Braves.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Please, no one go to the Wikipedia page for the Savage Land, and change it to say that DK Metcalf thinks it's real. You shouldn't do that. That would be bad. That link below? Leave it alone. This one right here . . . en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savage_...
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Savage Land - Wikipedia
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This post spoke to me. My twins can stop up a toilet like nobody's business, even when they were little. I'm talking like 5 years old. Try calling a hotel desk to come clear a toilet, knowing the guy coming to do the work will just assume you're the culprit, and not the 30 lb kid.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Where are the Woodstock '99 rioters when you need them?
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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odysseus siren song
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tyler from Spartanburg getting warmed up
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Goku's Dynamic Warm-Up
ALT: Goku's Dynamic Warm-Up
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Doug Eddings out here acting like Fernando Rodney didn't exist.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I had no idea who any of these people were 24 hours ago, and now I can't go in a room with my wife and a TV without seeing them. I may have to get a divorce.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Jordan Belfort falling back into old habits, I see
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Preview of the Tim Hyers season review meeting
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Office Space Bobs
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just heartbreaking. So incredibly sorry for your loss. I always enjoyed seeing him on the couch behind you.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tree Gump
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You were all of us, kid.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Maybe anecdotal because it's the team I follow, but the Braves not only lose a lot of pitchers but then they have surgeries that just don't go well: Soroka, Jimenez, Strider, now Schwellenbach the most recent. Do other teams have a similar amount of issues?
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Go back to the day we traded for him and tell yourself, "Hey, this part time, light hitting guy we just got for from the Astros for Nick Allen? Come August, he's going to be in the 4-hole in a series that matters against the Dodgers."
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Reminds me of the day the NIL was set to take effect in college athletics. All the big time teams had built their war chests and collectives, ready to hit the ground running on Day 1 bidding. And how did UVA answer the bell? They had a explainer brochure printed up and ready to go.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If Nantz and pals think that's bad golf. . .
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We've found Chloe Fineman's SNL replacement.
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Brad Myers @sobomem.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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