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Sober Tile Guy

@sobertileguy.bsky.social
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Tile contractor Recovery enthusiast Animal lover Environmentalist Amateur gardener/ plant murderer Minnesotan NONE of my money is going to online porn or crypto!!! I’m not an idiot. Bombshell women have better things to do than message me. Stop trying!!!!!

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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 5h
These people are cooler than me. Much, much cooler.
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Music Box Theatre @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Hilarious and uplifting... It's magic" -- Film Inquiry Domhnall Gleeson stars in the new comedy THE INCOMER, opening this Friday at the Music Box! Showtimes & Ticket Info: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didn’t really notice it. The characters grabbed my attention so fully. I will definitely be seeing this again soon. I’ll pay more attention to it.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I needed an escape from the doom and gloom and this was perfect. The fictional character trying to get to to jump into the water was like how the news and social media feels to me. Just jump into the abyss! There’s so many people down here! I really like the animated parts too.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I thought it was such a needed charming movie!!!
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I loved it!!!
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I will enjoy it when they play well, but I am in no way excited for the future. In no timeline will I allow myself to get my hopes up about a Minnesota team. That act completely disregards reality.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Add this to the list of embarrassing records Minnesota teams hold.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When the bright lights come on, bet against Minnesota.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I swear I saw it go to 0:00 live
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How they’re similar, Minnesota teams losing to lower seeded teams.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I first read this, I thought that the woman who got raped had been fired. That didn’t seem like a crazy outcome in our society.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The two draft picks right before him- #5 Ricky Rubio MIN #6 Jonny Flynn MIN Number of titles for MIN- 0
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Try living in Minneapolis for a while. You’ll be anti-police in no time!
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope our AI overlords kill him first
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Or just stop watching it and giving them money. That would work too.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They’re not Lepers this year? The GOP is losing its touch!
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sex packets was a thumper of an album! I’ve done all kinds of stupid dances to lots of those songs. It always feels great!
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Agreed. The right doesn’t fear any consequence for anything they do. This isn’t going to do anything to change that.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don’t get your hopes up.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Regular season. Once defenses are designed to stop Minnesota superstars, and the bright lights come on, bet against them. Ignore the pattern at your own peril. It couldn’t be any clearer.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t think that’s going to be a problem
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She’s the prototypical Minnesota athlete. Tons of talent until the big moments arrive.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Charlie Brown's classic football fail with Lucy
ALT: Charlie Brown's classic football fail with Lucy
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Charlie Brown's classic football fail with Lucy
ALT: Charlie Brown's classic football fail with Lucy
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The refs have decided that their favorite team is New York.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She was clearly playing defense. Apparently that’s not allowed.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can substitute New York anything for Minnesota anything and this holds true.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I turned away from the NFL to watch WNBA PREGAME!!!! This is Lynx country!!!!!
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Champagne all over a valued rug. It really tied the room together.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do we even need parodies anymore? The real thing does the job so well!
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now win today. New York makes me seriously nervous!
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I believed, I’d be in bed by now. But . . . Minnesota.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Charlie Brown and the Football
ALT: Charlie Brown and the Football
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I thought it was an ad AGAINST Trump until the very end. It just made him look like the clown that he is with all the ridiculous crap he says.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He earned, and deserved, all of that.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bad week to be a guy with a gambling problem.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That just makes me so happy!
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Screwed by a republican commissioner. Eat shit Engelbert.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want to be a random grown man walking around in that dude’s entourage for a day.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Michelle Tafoya plays duck duck goose.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Because they don’t fear consequences.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Minnesota- land of don’t get your hopes up.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It sure seems like we need our own private militia. These people don’t fear a response to anything they do.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New York makes me the most nervous
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bashing into someone’s car is already illegal. Making new rules that they don’t follow isn’t the answer. Consequences that they are scared of is the answer. The only answer.
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That’s the one I was going to use. Touché sir!
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Are you a young person with an addictive personality? Professional sports doesn’t give a fuck about you!
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Or . . .
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Curious Horse in Stable
ALT: Curious Horse in Stable
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Sober Tile Guy @sobertileguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is it even beef?
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Curious Horse in Stable
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