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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 01/11/2025
i woke up at 5 this morning and i had to piss soooo bad but i had a giant stiff boner and i physically couldn't aim the boner at the toilet to squeeze out the piss
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 29/10/2025
yep
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 29/10/2025
bluesky chicken cum sandwich discourse
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 15/10/2025
s2 out on the 6th
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 15/10/2025
it's so fucking good bro
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 15/10/2025
have you seen the tv show
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 15/10/2025
okay i guess i got a finally listen to clairo?
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 15/10/2025
1 potato at my local walmart is $1 you can get 5lbs of them for less than $5 holy moly
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 15/10/2025
baked potatoes are crazy meal tech they're insanely cheap and you can fr just do whatever with them today i threw some leftover bbq chicken and BBQ sauce and macaroni on one and it's so fucking good
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 15/10/2025
thank you to all the $10 tippers out there 🫡
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 14/10/2025
no one really talks about how vince staples is such a good creative he's literally never done anything where you can't feel the passion he put into it
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 14/10/2025
media.tenor.com
a cat is drinking from a bowl on the floor
ALT: a cat is drinking from a bowl on the floor
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 14/10/2025
it's also really choppy on mine lol how are you making a website to showcase your framework when you can't even get the transitions to look good on a flagship from like 3 years ago
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 14/10/2025
sooo true
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 14/10/2025
cities will install 1 ft wide bike lanes that aren't connected to any other bike lanes and then be like "we don't need bike lanes because no one bikes"
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 14/10/2025
there's literally no point in having a bike lane unless that bike lane is physically separated from the road with a divider
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 13/10/2025
this will always be the funniest video in the world
youtu.be
Video shows Okaloosa County deputy firing at patrol car after acorn scare
YouTube video by WKMG News 6 ClickOrlando
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 13/10/2025
alright bro
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 13/10/2025
in like 5 years i'm tryna be an absent father who only talks to my kid so i can smoke them in a fighting game and make fun of their music taste
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 13/10/2025
maya would support me through anything though ♥️
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 13/10/2025
you know the post ass when you don't get the saya like
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 12/10/2025
woah
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 12/10/2025
surely it would take like nothing to save everything from everyone i follow
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 12/10/2025
i wonder how much SSD i would need to just start saving every post
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 12/10/2025
the bourgeoisie could only dream of my profit margins
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 12/10/2025
it was crazy profitable too considering the price of frozen blueberries and strawberries at the time i probably made like 22 cents 🔥🔥
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 12/10/2025
one time i left a few blueberries and strawberries on my fence for the crows i saw there and after a crow ate them he brought me back a quarter and put it on the fence
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 12/10/2025
when your bones are highkey hollow as hell to support flight >>>>
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 12/10/2025
i didn't know her though
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 12/10/2025
i don't even know it just happens sometimes
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 12/10/2025
yeah that's fine i'll work 6 hours this week whatever bro
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 11/10/2025
the sticker mentioned above
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 11/10/2025
thank you gboard for turning every short sentence into a sticker
"can we kill this guy?" sticker in a goofy ass font with planets and stuff surrounding it above my keyboard. there's also an emoji heart that's crying and a cyclops crying emoji
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 11/10/2025
i guess you should just be honest but i don't want to hurt anyone's feelings
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 11/10/2025
what are you actually supposed to do when someone approaches you and you don't fw them i just told her i was still getting over my ex but that felt like the wrong dialogue option
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 11/10/2025
rejecting someone is mad embarrassing ngl
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 10/10/2025
ESPN and similar channels being expensive makes sense but those cost extra anyway the bandwith to stream reruns of Friends all day can't be that expensive
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 10/10/2025
okay but has anyone figured out why cable is so expensive
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 10/10/2025
he's so unbelievably real youtu.be/G6Bi7CfmHaI
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The miracle of life was wasted on YouTube commenters
YouTube video by The Library of Letourneau
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 09/10/2025
soooo true
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 09/10/2025
they did not know how to make car software in 2018 apparently
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 09/10/2025
why is the bluetooth audio in my car like 3x quieter than the android auto audio
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 09/10/2025
mathematically i'm doing better than you
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 09/10/2025
instagram is evil for showing you who viewed your stories
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 09/10/2025
when your meat lowkey mad hard
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 08/10/2025
remember parkour civilization
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 07/10/2025
it is a public and open network. your images and posts are being scraped, just like every other public network.
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 07/10/2025
they literally don't care that they're wrong some people just want to be mad always
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 07/10/2025
i don't think people should have to look at CP when we have tooling to automatically detect CP
norman rockwell free speech
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soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 07/10/2025
your brain is irreparably cooked if you think every company should have to hire a team of people to look at CP instead of just using the tools we already have because they fit the classification your reactionary ass irrationally hates
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