soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 01/11/2025i woke up at 5 this morning and i had to piss soooo bad but i had a giant stiff boner and i physically couldn't aim the boner at the toilet to squeeze out the piss 3120
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 15/10/20251 potato at my local walmart is $1 you can get 5lbs of them for less than $5 holy moly 030
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 15/10/2025baked potatoes are crazy meal tech they're insanely cheap and you can fr just do whatever with them today i threw some leftover bbq chicken and BBQ sauce and macaroni on one and it's so fucking good 1140
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 14/10/2025no one really talks about how vince staples is such a good creative he's literally never done anything where you can't feel the passion he put into it 140
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 14/10/2025media.tenor.coma cat is drinking from a bowl on the floorALT: a cat is drinking from a bowl on the floor 060
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 14/10/2025it's also really choppy on mine lol how are you making a website to showcase your framework when you can't even get the transitions to look good on a flagship from like 3 years ago 150
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 14/10/2025cities will install 1 ft wide bike lanes that aren't connected to any other bike lanes and then be like "we don't need bike lanes because no one bikes" 060
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 14/10/2025there's literally no point in having a bike lane unless that bike lane is physically separated from the road with a divider 190
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 13/10/2025this will always be the funniest video in the worldyoutu.beVideo shows Okaloosa County deputy firing at patrol car after acorn scareYouTube video by WKMG News 6 ClickOrlando 040
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 13/10/2025in like 5 years i'm tryna be an absent father who only talks to my kid so i can smoke them in a fighting game and make fun of their music taste 2120
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 12/10/2025surely it would take like nothing to save everything from everyone i follow 230
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 12/10/2025i wonder how much SSD i would need to just start saving every post 130
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 12/10/2025it was crazy profitable too considering the price of frozen blueberries and strawberries at the time i probably made like 22 cents 🔥🔥 140
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 12/10/2025one time i left a few blueberries and strawberries on my fence for the crows i saw there and after a crow ate them he brought me back a quarter and put it on the fence 130
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 12/10/2025when your bones are highkey hollow as hell to support flight >>>> 030
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 11/10/2025thank you gboard for turning every short sentence into a sticker 3288
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 11/10/2025i guess you should just be honest but i don't want to hurt anyone's feelings 190
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 11/10/2025what are you actually supposed to do when someone approaches you and you don't fw them i just told her i was still getting over my ex but that felt like the wrong dialogue option 1120
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 10/10/2025ESPN and similar channels being expensive makes sense but those cost extra anyway the bandwith to stream reruns of Friends all day can't be that expensive 120
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 10/10/2025he's so unbelievably real youtu.be/G6Bi7CfmHaIyoutu.beThe miracle of life was wasted on YouTube commentersYouTube video by The Library of Letourneau 050
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 09/10/2025why is the bluetooth audio in my car like 3x quieter than the android auto audio 250
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 07/10/2025it is a public and open network. your images and posts are being scraped, just like every other public network. 120
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 07/10/2025they literally don't care that they're wrong some people just want to be mad always 1110
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 07/10/2025i don't think people should have to look at CP when we have tooling to automatically detect CP 010
soap 😁 @handle.invalid · 07/10/2025your brain is irreparably cooked if you think every company should have to hire a team of people to look at CP instead of just using the tools we already have because they fit the classification your reactionary ass irrationally hates 1101