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@soakednoodles.bsky.social
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i need to be digested for real
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish I was a good hole 🥺
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
they're doing this to me at the function 😵‍💫
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
low effort hole vid or something idk
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my free will is really being tested when I am faced with the choice of jerking off or not jerking off at work
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ugh this thing takes forever to fill up 🙄 (dw it's not actually all piss LMAO)
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[cw: watersports 🍋] you like to watch twinks pissing don't you ooohh
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Can't wait for summer to come around so I can start wearing less again... 🌴🌞
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i always look so chopped with the 0.6x lens but it kinda feels like there's no way to film stuff otherwise without it smh
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
anyone here fw chopped fat chuds?? 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
wait... where'd my undies go?? though you probably like me this way better don't you... 😇
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
need to film a video of me pissing myself lol haha teehee
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
wait... where'd my undies go?? though you probably like me this way better don't you... 😇
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
s'garn on?? oh hell naur these shiny dragons are at it again 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Axel AD 🔞 @axellewdz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@soakednoodles.bsky.social makes driving much more exciting 🥴
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Good meowning from NZ ✨
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
s'garn on?? oh hell naur these shiny dragons are at it again 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I gotta film more amateur porn... except I'm actually a professional irl so get ready for more amateur professional porn.......
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Rian @tigorrian.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
CW: watersports "You want me to do what..."
Blue tiger with his back against the tree in public but now pissing all over the eager face in front of him
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
it seems they have something to show you...!! 🐕: @axellewdz.bsky.social
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raeny @raendragon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
there was an oddly cinematic back alley next to the con hotel at aurawra so naturally we had to take pictures there
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
sydney I am in you ‼️‼️
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
sydney I am in you ‼️‼️
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hole from a hoe? more likely than you think buddy
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
used to feel better about posting irl stuff in a friends group but they heart react everyone elses' post except for mine so i don't want to do it anymore
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my legs look pretty good from this angle don't you think :3
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Any sunny day is a good day to me! 🌞
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Gold Coast was definitely one of the prettiest places I've been to.... the furcon being there was nice too I guess... 📸: Axel
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
gonna abbreviate uncut cocks to unc cocks from now 🥀🥀🥀
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
haven't really had time to film any cute fursuit stuff so have uncut twink cock ig 🥺
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
haven't really had time to film any cute fursuit stuff so have uncut twink cock ig 🥺
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
wag wag...
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nopetrol (ws) 🔞 @nopetrolws.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
cw: watersports animation public displays of affection :]
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I should show off the new pup mask I got but I've been feeling extra chopped and washed and cooked and I think I should basically just keep it to myself
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
uh oh... this dragon's getting kinda bratty... maybe you should suck his dick about it...
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
uh oh... this dragon's getting kinda bratty... maybe you should suck his dick about it...
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
that twink at the bar after a single seltzer:
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Chance but naked 🔒 @sneppaws.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
thats perfectly good pee. why are you wasting it??? in this economy?
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
good meowning :3
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
good meowning :3
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Thesecretcave @thesecretcave.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Never a quiet day aboard the Great Fox, although these guys could definitely have better timing with their shenanigans! At least Fox gets to make a very memorable first impression with the general! X3 All alts/edits in the comments!
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
need more fat uncut cocks in my mouth again bruh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
too freaky for the normies and not freaky enough for the degenerates and I think I should probably just kill myself dude
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
cw: piss, watersports who up pulling they cock out for #watersportswednesday ?? arrrfff...
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
the warm sunny mornings always gets me like this... ☀️
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
the warm sunny mornings always gets me like this... ☀️
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you would think S sized undies would fit on me since I'm like 5'5 but I guess my ass is too FAT dude fml
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
check out my cool watch :3
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god's weakest twink ✨ @soakednoodles.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
You know what's even better than a twink in your hands? A hot, wet, twink in the thermal pool with you... 😵‍💫
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Liz! 💜🐉 @liz.violetdrakegames.com · 10/04/2026
This is Irene. They're my "Poke"-sona, and a deep reflection of parts of myself. 🩶🌀🩵 🎨: @wuol.bsky.social made this possible. One of the most intelligent, sweet, communicative designers & artists I've worked with. ⬇️I wrote a *lot* in a 🧵below, if you'd like to learn more about them 🐉 🏷️: #irene
A detailed reference for my Lugia/Reshiram pokemon fursona. Their name is Irene. They're mostly white/cream, incredibly long, and very agile. Many tufts of purple feathers and long ribbons are present along their body. They have an extremely long jet-like tail ending at a bright magenta tuft of fur, vaguely representing a flame. The reference sheet features two fullbodies and two expressive headshots. 

My hands hurt right now, otherwise I'd retype all the text here. But I hope this works for now. 

The reference is by https://bsky.app/profile/wuol.bsky.social
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