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Mademoiselle Gloggy

@soadjective.bsky.social
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(She/Her/It) Your inner demon, summoned from the underworld to post random garbage on the internet. Professional Bagel Consumer | Professional Mademoiselle Gloggy

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Mademoiselle Gloggy @soadjective.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Womnen
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Mademoiselle Gloggy @soadjective.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
The cool refreshing taste of Diet Doctor Pebis
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Mademoiselle Gloggy @soadjective.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Sausage Rolls.
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Mademoiselle Gloggy @soadjective.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Bones are a myth invented by the government to sell more bones.
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Mademoiselle Gloggy @soadjective.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Banabna
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Mademoiselle Gloggy @soadjective.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Roses are red Violets are blue I spent the last several months committing unspeakable war crimes across multiple dimensions.
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Mademoiselle Gloggy @soadjective.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Soup is just a drink that you eat.
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Mademoiselle Gloggy @soadjective.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
I ate all your crayons.
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Mademoiselle Gloggy @soadjective.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Bro this shit just straight up turned me into a microwave.
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Mademoiselle Gloggy @soadjective.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
Every gneiss rock was a piece of schist once.
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Mademoiselle Gloggy @soadjective.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
Bagels are just bagels that are made out of bagel.
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Mademoiselle Gloggy @soadjective.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
Chapstick be looking tasty sometimes.
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Mademoiselle Gloggy @soadjective.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Bitch is short for Bitchell.
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Mademoiselle Gloggy @soadjective.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
*Explosion* You're listening to *Bruh* 106.4 *Metal pipe sound* Intrusive Thoughts Radio! *Hurricane tortilla* Where we only play random thoughts, word garbage, and unhinged phrases! *Bonk* This ain't your mentally stable station! *Plays "Built This Pool" - Blink 182*
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Mademoiselle Gloggy @soadjective.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
Red suit- Jump Suit Applejuice- Applratus- Apparatus
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Mademoiselle Gloggy @soadjective.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
Stop trying to use pentagrams as summoning circles. I actually can't go near them. I'm allergic.
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Mademoiselle Gloggy @soadjective.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Needs more bagels.
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Mademoiselle Gloggy @soadjective.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
Burgers are actually just burgers that are made out of burger.
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Mademoiselle Gloggy @soadjective.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
You can move to another platform, but you'll never escape your inner demon.
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