Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 15/10/2026"chapbbt: what's the dumbest take I could put onto bsky today?" 0160 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Dad had to trim one of my dew claws because it got really sharp and kept drawing blood when I scratched him with it. It didn't hurt at all, but I was a huge baby and it took 25 minutes because I had to be swaddled in a blanket and be sung lullabies to calm down enough for the clippers. 000 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 13/10/2026"because two people are having intercourse regularly" Please stop embarrassing the rest of the 40+ uncle community with this bitter weenie reddit-ass animosity 080 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The Secret Service showed up and told me the President needs me to make a spreadsheet before his 10am. I sent it over but then he sent it back asking for a completely different format 5 minutes before the meeting started. 020 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 12/10/2026In the 400-level football coaching courses they teach you about the "other team" 020 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I've got a definite bias. Literally all of my favorite authors are men. I've read and enjoyed a lot of books by women but I can't really argue against the idea that some dumb primate bias in my brain just makes me prefer the male narrative voice. Maybe one day I will evolve. 310 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I've been enjoying the friction between the Reaganomics Republicans and the Reddit Republicans. An intractable struggle between two equally stupid communities. 010 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Actually you would be very strong and fit and handsome. Common mistake... 010 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ah jeez, well, if your home is paid off it's worth the horrific abuse 1100 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It made me laugh so hard when I read someone's tweet describing how they used to piss extra hard in the toilet whenever his older sister had friends over, so the friends would hear it and think.. they had.. a big dick..(?) Because my adolescent ass did the same thing for the same reason. 🤪 040 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I mean yeah that's what my facebook feed is like too but I'd never fuckin join ICE 000 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Make it playable online so my friends can join Oh and find me some friends 0210 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Right after college I was apartment living and had no ability or inclination to cook, I used to buy those frozen stir fry. Out of curiosity I looked them up now, and they're about $5 for 21 oz. of food. You literally just dump it, frozen, into a skillet. Good as hell, but high sodium. 160 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It's your money. There's no question with all the disabilities and food texture issues you seem to have that ordering out is the rational choice for you, I don't think that makes it cheaper though. 0120 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh, Hurlburt Field. It's an air force base in Florida. I would love to see this guy's CV 130 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh my god I love chili so much. It keeps so well in the fridge, too. 190 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This isn't true even if you're buying prepared, frozen foods. Non-sale price on a Digiorno Pizza is about $7.50. I challenge you to find a restaurant that will sell you a large pizza for $7.50. It is _universally_ cheaper to buy food from the grocery store. You don't even have to be strategic. 1240 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"You can't fix stupid" is probably my favorite old chestnut from the School of Hard Knocks types who haven't read anything more challenging than a TV guide in 20+ years. 000 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026He seems really bad, I'm glad you were able to send him packing all those years ago. 020 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Jesus was a being of light and fire, 6ft tall and clad in golden armor. He tasked me with the destruction of the soul stones, told me to deliver them to the Hellforge where they could be destroyed. I would need to defeat Hephasto first and obtain his hammer... 000 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Expecting more heinous combos within the next couple years where some blue state community gets annihilated by flooding and the president is like "that's what you voted for" and then they also don't get any FEMA aid. 200 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Weren't you the one who recommended this cap on twitter a few years ago? I had to buy it. It gets great feedback whenever I wear it. 000 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yeah. Was friends with a roofer who died in his mid thirties from a fall. It was so sad. 030 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I doubt you'd be dogpiled, anyway. This is an longstanding argument when it comes to abuse. You see it all the time in sports (e.g. the excrutiating way the booth was talking about Deshaun Watson during his win on Thursday Night Football this week). 100 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think you're right. And it is a noble impulse to try and be consistent in how you view crime, punishment, and redemption across people you like and those you don't. 080 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yeah it doesn't seem like my $1 would be put to very good use 110 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hahaha good to know I wasn't the only one. I was laughing about it with my colleagues. 110 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the very same. The Knuckles to his Sonic. 000 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ahhhh that rules. I was trying to make a Campbell joke and it folded into a Montgomery joke. I actually didn't know he played there because I'm more of an NFL guy 000 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Look let's give him a full season to see how the offense works without David Montgomery oh, MATT campbell 140 0
Reposted by Snowman CrossingCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Toto releases “Hold the Line” 48 years ago tonight. “.. When I was in high school, all of a sudden the phone started ringing off the hook,” said David Paich. “I had 3 girls all call at the same time, all the lights were flashing. I was kind of juggling girlfriends, and that's how that came about." 56853117 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026incredible song. rules in original form, and in every bad ass cover. youtu.be/HU2DghZESxE?...youtu.beHold The Line (TOTO) - Luca Stricagnoli - Fingerstyle Guitar CoverYouTube video by Luca Stricagnoli 0152 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Rodgers needs to use his legs to convert some of these. They're not respecting him as a running threat at all! 010 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Still being confronted by right-wingers explaining that the racists have always been on the other side. Even your own pundits know the truth! Shut up Dinesh D'Souza! 160 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the old distraction trick. never works. 020 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Right? We've seen some very capable backup QB play in these first 3 games. And, as a Lions fan over the years I have become used to seeing an NFC North rival come in with a backup QB and throw for 400 yards and 4 touchdowns. 000 0
Snowman Crossing @snowmancrossing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Look I believe in all the good stuff the left wing tries to espouse, but I just feel so gosh darn *looked-down-on* all the time that I have no choice 010 0
