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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜

@snowblazer.bsky.social
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You quickly look away. Who is that? salad.

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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 13h
this is because the lion is broke
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 13h
the lion does not tip their waiter at QCs.
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
but if the ONLY thing you bring to the table is THIS SHIT i gotta wonder why you even put in the effort to get out of bed in the first place because frankly i'd be ashamed to be seen at all if i acted like you
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
now i don't really know how this reflects onto ME honestly there's probably some soul searching to be done here if YOU'RE this annoying then maybe i am too maybe that thing is a better kris than we've ever been who the hell knows
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
and i don't know if this has ever occurred to you really stop me if you've had this thought before but if i was them i would wanna see it come out to greet me too 'cuz you're fuckin' horrible to be around
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"which version of you do they wanna see tommorow." and i don't like the answer to that 'cuz the fact of the matter is that they dont know us none of them do they know 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it just feels like you're not doing anything to try and move past it. like everyone else in this goddamn town. doin' the same thing day in and day out. i lie awake at night lookin' at that cage and the thing floating inside it and i ask myself—
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i don't know i don't WANT to be rude to you i just fuckin' i cannot comprehend it why are you so miserable all of the time
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
im pretty sure im the ONLY one here who's shown you any sympathy whatsoever towards.. whatever it is you have going on?? i see all of these different kris-es and i wonder why im the only one with any firm grasp on how to be a normal person
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i feel like im going fucking crazy around here sometimes do you even hear yourself?
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it's just like i don't know man you go through all this effort to prop yourself up as like— i don't know you do shit for her so you clearly HAVE the energy you're just fucking miserable all the time
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
【 Their mouth is already open when they think better of answering in kind. They let it close, their lips settling into an even tighter purse. 】 【 ... As if to conceal even that, their hand comes up to cover their mouth as they look aside. 】 ...
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
【 Suppose if anyone could tell what's going on under there, it'd be another iteration of them...? Not that it's much different over here. 】 【 Though nothing above the nose can be made out, their lips are pursed.】 i don't, i don't know, actually. i don't know why i said that.
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you'd do it if elly told you to [ said with like. mild contempt??? ]
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
do i gotta start jingling keys or something
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
so the answer is no then we're gonna get you out of the house okay let's go buddy up and at 'em we're having an adventure today
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i don't think that really counts as a thing i think thats like maybe the opposite of "doing a thing"
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
do you do anything but complain ever
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i wanna be fourteen again and ruin my life differently. i have some new ideas.
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
there's no WAY that actually worked oh my god
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The opponent seems impressed with Susie's guts!
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
jingle jingle
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i think we have a shared energy thing going on here the longer you stay awake the longer i get to sleep so uh yknow keep it up i guess i love sleeping
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More fasting will surely grant thee immortality my lord.
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[ physically reenacting this gif ]
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Drake Yachty
ALT: Drake Yachty
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I haven’t been eating much food lately. I think my body has learned to survive without it.
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my merchant caravan got robbed at bow point in chicago
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look at my gonermaker dawg
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yeah what they said
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
susie should've snorted the old mans ashes to gain his powers
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
not getting involved in that
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
im fuckin good
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it was already called and i told them to open thhhey where did they go
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yo i swear to god i just saw the sun flicker like a lightbulb
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
open the gates
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i cant mash faces with anybody in this town you all got snouts and teeth and shit
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i just think it'd be an interesting character trait for me to have
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
im headcanoning myself
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do you think kris is insecure about how flat faced they are compared to all their snoutful friends
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
im just saying you lay it on a little thick could stand to be more uh “normal” i guess
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
im not here to police you on this frankly i uh i think everyone in this town is a pretty bad person so i try not to get too invested in you all if this is the shit that gets you through it then sure.
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
huh
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#OurYaouri...............
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
humans can read minds.
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's just sort of uncomfortable watching another version of myself spiral like this i don't know what you want me to say i guess it was just a really obtuse roundabout way of asking you to cut that shit out but again who the fuck am i to judge you do what you want i guess
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
she's fujoing out
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
see i just dont really wanna be a tool for that i dont think
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
look why do you even wanna be bitten so bad anyway like beyond what we've already established
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𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜 @snowblazer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
so, about that,
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