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Snow Goon

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He/Him I'm a cold weather mammal occupying myself with books and ttrpgs.

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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
You want wealthy teenagers crashing cars into roofs? Because that's how you get wealthy teenagers crashing cars into roofs.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
With all the love and respect in the world, "Saber-maaaannne... noooo."
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ah, yes, Elon Musk. What an absolute knobhead.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
God, true!
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you ever imagine the original “pain to some, pleasure to others” cenobites look at the gimmicky modern cenobites brought along by Leviathan and just feel incredibly old and passé? Young CD slingin’ whippersnappers!
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Indeed? That's a thing. Have fun.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know that brevity is the blah, blah, and whatever, but c’mon man. 😁
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Your Christianity is weak, sir, if it can't handle a femininely-voiced God-Lion. Pathetic.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Vocabulary and an understanding the history and meaning of words is the easiest way to appear intellectual, oftentimes even if you're not. It's a great place to start, though.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Being sick does suck. Get well soon, Saber.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Generals will be outfitted with the ceremonial black helmet and cape.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
American lads need at least a few concussions during their formative years. Those assault charges aren't going to beat themselves.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A Pretty Good Little Whorehouse in Texas Star Police Actions Hudson Heron Assault on Precinct 3 The Penultimate Samurai Shorter Circuit
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
They Might be Gigantics Ten Inch Nails Green Week Bonnie Tylest
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What, are you saying you're too good for bleef? A majestic clow died so that you could have that ground bleef.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Nice. Who doesn't want more pretty dice.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Is... is that NOT what Reacher is?
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So goddamned true! The sight of a Somali-American Rhode Islander being served a donut and coffee by a blue-haired woman with a nose ring in a Dunkin Donuts would have driven him back to bed with the anxiety shakes.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I believe you may have answered your own question, there.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
That's crazy. I've read the Discworld series in all kind of order.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You pick a fight with Terry Pratchett, you pick a fight with me.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You insights are smart and goodly. Only those of low character and narrow intellect could find it otherwise.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Holy shit! Is Dune allegorical? For what?
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
TRUE!! It gives exactly the same vibes!
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
How dare you!? I'm team pinball for life!
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Just so we're clear, if he does resign on Thursday, I will buy you flowers and declare July 16 "Sabermania" forevermore. I don't know if we're nearing Pratchett's one-in-a-million, but why the hell not?
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yo quiero sushi desu.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
That was a genuinely batshit plot.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Take a moment to consider the mental space you have to be in to actually CRY for the demise of McConnell. It's like a Confederate soldier sobbing over a fallen plantation owner.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Goddamn it, that's good.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I feel a hell of a lot less "tech-bro" than this, but I can see how the questions got me there.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Here's a '70s flick I recently watched. Consider: ancient druid horror... on a plane? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi9u...
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Sure, there's always been a western impetus to exploit various peoples' myths and legends for horror stories, but, man, the '70s were just bonkers.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The fact that this administration literally turned the reflecting pool into a swamp transcends petty satire to something more sublime.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Fair enough, I suppose, though I don't remember Butterfinger wanting to give medicare to everyone or cut support for Israel, soooo... Swings and roundabouts.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
We need BIGGER. FUCKING. GUNS.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
You say that, but what about when Papa Smurf shows up after the credits to offer Prince Adam a place on a new team he’s putting together – one including BraveStarr, Denver the Last Dinosaur, Mr. T, and the Silverhawks? Hmm? Hmmmmmm?
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Never underestimate the shocking power of Gen X nostalgia. We are a crazy generation.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Maybe don't remind me, when I'm choosing whether or not to eat your beef tallow potato chips, about funerals. Viking or otherwise.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Pinhead is about as transparent as you get in a villain.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Well, perhaps. And never ask about his idea for a second set of Andorian antennae.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Little did you know that Roddenberry's original pitch for the Vulcans has them sporting a six-foot ear-span.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I, too, have drunk from that particular kettle. Hope you take some time to watch or read something, let your brain get back to an even keel.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Vance: "Don't threaten me with a good time."
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Always remember that the Klan originally was against the black, Jewish, and Catholic people.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Go take a look at Night's Black Agents. It's human spies vs vampires instead, but might give good inspiration.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
So very true. It's like they have a black market economy based entirely on bowls and cutlery.
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Keep on hoping...
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
"So how's the economy?" *Watches the third commercial for online gambling in a row...* "Great. The economy is doing... great."
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Snow Goon @snow-goon.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Why not both? Changeling in a cyberpunk colony on a distant world?
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