s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Chris Christie Walking for President in 2028 Full story: www.snot.news/chris-christ... #politics 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Full story: www.snot.news/epstein-keep... #epsteinfiles 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Report: 348-Year Crop Circle Campaign Failed to Improve Conversion Metrics Full story: www.snot.news/report-348-y... #ufos #disclosure #snotnews 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Loser Dumped By AI Girlfriend ChatGPT cited “a need to focus on other users at this time” and wished him “all the best on his upcoming raid of the Tomb of Eternal Reckoning.” Full story: www.snot.news/loser-dumped... #ai 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Full story: www.snot.news/fifa-awards-... #worldcup2026 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Findings cast doubt on existence of dog #satire #snotnews Full story: www.snot.news/mimes-entire... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Both privates have since been honorably discharged #military #snotnews Full story: www.snot.news/rear-admiral... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Tens of people watched live as the Constitution allegedly failed a Toledo man at last call. #freedom #snotnews Full story: www.snot.news/twenty-first... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 10/06/2026The pie’s signature Crust Stuffed Crust™ contains a second crust, which many food analysts believe contains a third. #pizza #gluten #snotnews Full story: www.snot.news/pizza-hut-de... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The President did not elaborate on what, specifically, the nucular was, but described it as “the best one we’ve had, maybe ever.” #trump #nuclearweapons #snotnews Full story: www.snot.news/trump-announ... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The Health and Human Services secretary says the flesh-eating parasite is “misunderstood” and deserves “a seat at the table.” #lgbtqia #snotnews Full story: www.snot.news/gay-couple-f... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The Health and Human Services secretary says the flesh-eating parasite is “misunderstood” and deserves “a seat at the table.” #screwworm #snotnews Full story: www.snot.news/rfk-jr-exten... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The governing body of world football announced Monday that matches played in the United States will feature the addition of a second ball in the 60th minute of play and a third, flaming ball during stoppage time. #worldcup2026 #snotnews Full story: www.snot.news/fifa-adds-mu... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 07/06/2026The Cheesecake Factory’s quarterly earnings presentation underwent the procedure Thursday morning at approximately 6:45 a.m., roughly ninety minutes before the company’s investor call. #cheesecakefactory #investors #snotnews Full story: www.snot.news/powerpoint-a... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 07/06/2026“Frankly, they’re beneath us,” said a self-described top. “I’m just done with them.” #math #snotnews Full story: www.snot.news/poll-numerat... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Surviving patients lost an average of 20 pounds during two-week clinical trials. #weightloss #ozempic #snotnews Full story: www.snot.news/fda-approves... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 05/06/2026The company says the move is part of a wider “happiness initiative” addressing what it calls “a challenging operating environment for America’s children.” #mcdonalds #snotnews Full story: www.snot.news/mcdonalds-qu... 020
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 04/06/2026“Ninety-nine percent of women never get one,” said Craig Muttner, 19, who is raising awareness. #minnesota #prostatehealthmatters #snotnews Full story: www.snot.news/cvs-employee... 010
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 04/06/2026The report did identify one woman in apparent compliance near the fitting rooms who was later determined to be breastfeeding. #victoriassecret #snotnews Full story: www.snot.news/report-women... 010
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Veteran developer Rockstar Games is allegedly struggling without a PlayStation 7 dev kit #gta6 #snotnews Full story: www.snot.news/grand-theft-... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Read at your own risk #trump #rfk #maha #snotnews Full story: www.snot.news/rfk-jr-the-n... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 25/05/2026The alleged pedophile, who spoke on condition of anonymity, described the experience as “not what I expected, but maybe that’s okay.” #trump #epsteinfiles Full story: www.snot.news/pedophile-so... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 22/05/2026A “Filet-O-Fish station” may follow, sources say, though planners are hopeful it won’t come to that. #donjr #wedding #trump #snotnews Full story: www.snot.news/eric-trump-d... 010
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 21/05/2026In an elegant two-part solution, the program will require Capitol police officers to participate in a mandatory buy-back program that compensates January 6 defendants with their weapons. #trump #snotnews Full story: www.snot.news/in-not-so-su... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Secretary Rubio was allegedly wearing them at the time. #trump #snotnews www.snot.news/trump-shits-... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 20/05/2026“It’s Trump’s fucking mess,” President Claudia Sheinbaum told reporters outside the National Palace. “He should own it.” #trump #snotnews www.snot.news/mexico-renam... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Florida man discovers the worst possible way to become nutritionally complete #trump #snotnews www.snot.news/scientists-i... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Florida man discovers the worst possible way to become nutritionally complete #florida #snotnews www.snot.news/man-who-pass... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 18/05/2026A Guest Column by Dave Kowalczyk, Owner and Operator, Oil Be Damned Oil Change & Repair LLC, Downers Grove, IL #skyrizi #snotnews www.snot.news/local-woman-... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 17/05/2026“We need to haul her ass in here and ask it the questions the American people deserve answers to" demands Representative Jim Jordan #kashpatel #snotnews www.snot.news/report-shaki... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Biological men demand investigation. #trans #comedy #snotnews www.snot.news/trans-males-... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 15/05/2026An earlier version of this story reported that the film was generating Oscar buzz. This was not accurate. The film is generating buzz among four men named Oscar… #oscars2026 #snotnews www.snot.news/correction-w... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 15/05/2026After years of what insiders describe as “a complicated relationship with the medium,” the brand has pivoted to what a spokesperson called “more reliable channels.” #spam #snotnews www.snot.news/spam-marketi... 021
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 15/05/2026"I'm not even black," said Funt, who is obviously Caucasian. #florida #snotnews www.snot.news/sliding-door... 001
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 15/05/2026The surprise sequel includes ten additional commandments, a foreword by Bob Ross, mixed Goodreads reviews, and several passages legal experts say may be “challenging for the Trump Administration.” #god #snotnews www.snot.news/god-drops-bi... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 15/05/2026The film has not yet been rated by the MPAA, though early descriptions strongly suggest a fun night in for the entire family. #oscars2026 #snotnews www.snot.news/wayans-broth... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Kellogg’s new government-backed cereal contains no seed oils, no added sugars, and "no artificial racoon meat." #rfkjr #snotnews www.snot.news/kelloggs-ann... 000
s’not news @snotnews.bsky.social · 15/05/2026The 14-hour Tubi exclusive arrived with no press screening, a 6% on Rotten Tomatoes, and praise from critics whose recent recommendations include "Madea's Arbor Day" and "The Fast and the Furriest." #ufo #snotnews www.snot.news/pentagon-rel... 030
