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Jacob

@snoozyrests.bsky.social
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🍉 (He/Him) | Cyber Security PhD Researcher @ University of Bristol | Industrial Security Nerd | Malware Enthusiast | Dirty Commie ☭ My posts are not reflective of my employer.

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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 1h
Its funny how subcultures on the internet have Scooby Door tier villains where its like 'I'm pretty sure this annoying account is actually [person who was previously annoying and got mass blocked]'
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 19h
still a bop tbh
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 21h
AI has turned every second weirdo into 2006 basshunter
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I voiced support for a group protesting a genocide and now my books about coming of age and romance are considered dangerous works
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
You'd think Sally Rooney was publishing books on making bombs or something with the immediacy her stuff got banned.
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
People shit on Dawntrail (I don't, but some do) but at least an established character didn't just go 'oof ouch my bones' and die for next to no reason
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Every time I hear about what's going on in WoW retail I thank the twelve that ffxiv actually employs people who know how to write
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
These things are not necessarily mutually exclusive lmao
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Even if its a belief system adopted through fear its still a belief system that requires a nationalism and ethnic cleansing. Zionism being adopted out of fear doesn't change the fact that it is, and has historically been, racist.
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
AI guys will desperately tell you they aren't a cult but also use the 'ah, but you cannot prove it ISNT conscious' argument whenever they can. Your chatbot requires a faith based belief system!
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Not only did I get my snakebites done but I also pet several cats on the way home! What a day!
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I think my favourite thing about the first bus app is that it seems to know to log you out specifically when you are running for the bus
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Mfs be coming in here thinking we doing economics with the amount of variables they controlling
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
38 pages of models with assumed or estimated metrics 😖🔫
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I can't tell if its my change in meds making me cranky or if this paper I'm reading is uniquely dogshit
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
LBC will literally let dipshit right wingers scream and shout into the show but every well reasoned caller defending the Zionism is Racism motion seems to get muted when making too much sense
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Frantically and worriedly googling: 'why does the dog I'm dog sitting not want cuddles????'
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We asked Dario Amodei for comment on why they are still going to let it out:
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Mr. Krabs: Hello, I Like Money
Alt: Scene from Spongebob where Mr. Krabs is being interviewed and introduces himself by saying Hello, I Like Money
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It always felt strange to immediately call conspiracy given its way too rich that he was shot at by a white dude who hated immigrants. Like, why are we giving up the fact he was shot at by one of HIS guys???
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kitsuneart 🦊🔜 MCM London F-22 @kitsuneart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Manga page from the way of the house husband, written and illustrated by Kousuke Oono, where Masa (an underling of the main character former gang) says “I’ve never used chat got in my life” and his aura is so powerful it burst out of him and push away all the other members of the gang.

(Original text says “I’ve never smoked a cigarette in my life”)
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I knew a guy who was obsessed with Character AI and used it literally 24/7. Shit was dangerous. I hope he got some help and is doing better.
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I stopped smoking it when I got prescribed anti depressants but not a day goes by where I wonder if I'd be better off on the boof 😔
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Digging himself deeper and deeper. Can't exactly say he wasn't aware of your work if he keeps posting about how y'all talked lmao
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Honestly, I need the cross data center test in ffxiv to be successful because chaos is a desolate wasteland and its gonna take me a million years to get these goddamn wings
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I act as a natural offset for the girlies at the gym by being a guy who sweats far too much and everyone looks at me worried instead
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Its also really easy to not be a creep by not being creepy. We have big brains, you are not a slave to any sort of animalistic tendency.
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Maybe I think about it too autistically but whenever I hear comments like those made by Shane Gillis on what women wear at the gym I get confused because we literally evolved to offload our cooling to sweat and exposure to air so in theory wearing less clothes while exercising is more efficient.
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm indecisive about whether this is clear cut plagiarism or if an association with Shanley was deemed somewhat detrimental to the counterpoints offered in the book (which I've not read).
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
After thinking about this for a bit, it seems pretty impossible to do an adequate review of previous literature without encountering Shanley's work. To not get cited or acknowledged is very suspicious. helpshanley.substack.com/p/did-gil-du...
helpshanley.substack.com
Did Gil Duran Plagiarize Shanley Kane?
Shanley wrote about tech fascism years before Gil Duran, but he never credited her.
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I feel like a lot of AI hype from the not-capitalists comes from the desperate need to live in some sort of SciFi universe. When you argue with them you aren't really arguing with a basis in reality, you are debating their fantastical perception of what they wish the world was like.
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Im not a big fan of SUSE but I can respect making your mascot a little lizard who looks like its zooted outta its head
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Aint no way y'all are still shuffling around lmao get a life brother
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think I need to downsize my wooden TV stand but I've honestly never used a saw in my life and I have no idea how to go about it. Taking damage over time to my masculinity.
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Encountering a ghost on the internet is finding out a song you listen to was used in a dedication to a deceased person via the comment section
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I have a very POSIWID opinion of Jubilee which is that it exists as a platform for generally unlikable or controversy ridden people to launder their reputations.
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fucked up that he's called Sam Altman and he's not even alt. More like Sam Poserman
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not being on many social media platforms often means I find out about protests or counter demos after they've happened and that makes me sad
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Feels good to tell my package manager to sort its shit out and it goes 'yes boss' and deletes anything which is just taking up space
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I fear adding new people on steam because they will inevitably see my hours in ffxiv and I aint got any good excuses
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It feels like every politician that was remotely pro palestine has suddenly started shooting themselves in the foot, all on the tail of potentially having to take any sort of meaningful action
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
'I know, I'll throw hands at the mf wearing body armour that prevents them from turning into shredded cheese when they come off at 60mph, surely my fists will work well against helmets designed for high speed impact resistance'
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's so funny seeing dudes start fights with people in full biker gear, like brother did you really think you aren't the coughing baby in this scenario???
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm all for alt styles n stuff but damn, doll eye contacts really hit that uncanny valley for me
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They want to convince us AI makes us smarter but half of the most patently stupid shit I've seen on this site has been preceded by 'so I asked AI'...
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Aren't we all just total dipshits wading through the bog that is the 21st century? You're doing good work, typos and all.
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Its kinda astounding how many folks have completely bought in to the idea that once your guy is in office, nothing can or even should be done to hold them accountable.
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm frequently tempted to pivot into medical security testing but I'm worried it'll make me anxious about any I need in the future 😬
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I expected kickback from the usual suspects but I'm seeing people who I genuinely thought were pro Palestine twist themselves into knots over the quite tame green party motion.
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We might boil all the water and render countless vulnerable communities traumatised, but think about the spreadsheets! There's gonna be some really good spreadsheets (maybe)
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Jacob @snoozyrests.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
'We were this close to getting change, but then you spoke the truth! You can't speak the truth while trying to fix the big lie machine!'
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