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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 28/09/2026

good news! this brand new Pixel 11 Pro, whose box I just unsealed, is eligible for an upgrade to an iPhone 18 Pro

A screenshot of the Verizon account page showing a Google Pixel 11 Pro (Obsidian color, 256 GB).

A notice at the bottom states: “Upgrade ready. Your device is paid off. If you’re ready for a new phone, trade it in for an iPhone 18 Pro.”

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 02/08/2026

this Vodka Lemonade is vodka with a literal lemon

A drink of vodka with a lemon inside of it

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 23/06/2026

Visit or contact your local Non-Public Network store.

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 07/06/2026

IKEA is getting a little too good at modeling apartment spaces

Within a modeled IKEA room around a laundry area, a door reads “Server hub”.

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 29/05/2026

My heart is hardened leave me alone

A spam message on Telegram from “Ariella Blain”.
They write: “🌟❤️He😊y, any quiet joy inside your heart?”

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 10/05/2026

behold: the only ARMv6t emulator over DNS

The “dig” command is run in a terminal, resolving a subdomain whose hex bytes represent a series of ARM “mov” instructions.

TXT records are returned, showing current register state.

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 03/05/2026

made a controversial statement in the group chat

A telegram message: “can we get a possum”?

The menu states it has 157,821 replies.

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 31/03/2026

what is happening to my artifacts. I worry for my artifacts

A screenshot of the "Artifacts" segment for an Archive action within Xcode Cloud. The progress bar is going off the screen.

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 27/03/2026

this possum realized this post did not age very well

A very scared looking opossum, bundled up tight and cozy in a blanket while being cradled.

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 26/03/2026

on a plane, and the guy in front of me is writing an email that is borderline a novel. It has multiple sections, multiple subheadings, easily five paragraphs per each. perhaps most bafflingly, he’s written this with dictation and single finger typing over the course of an hour 😰 a recreation:

A mockup of an elongated email. It has a title, one heading, and a paragraph marked “Preface.” Approximately 15 heading are present within a single paragraph.

Continuing on, another paragraph is marked “A continuation”. This time, the paragraph has about five sentences. Another paragraph proceeding it has approximately seven. rinse/repeat

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 15/03/2026

huh, did anyone else get this message?

A screenshot of iMessage. In the background, a message is being spammed: “Can we get a possum”?

Overlayed is a dialog titled “Message Not Delivered”. It elaborates: “Discussion of the opossum is no longer permitted.” Two buttons are present: “OK”, and “Learn More”.

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 02/03/2026

little known fun fact: UNIX v4 ships with Fortnite games

A screenshot of the UNIX v4 filesystem hierarchy. Two folders are visible: “fort” (referring to Fortran), and “games”.

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 11/02/2026

today I learned you can long-press (not single tap!) the AQI indicator in Maps:

A screenshot of Maps viewing downtown Austin.

A forecast overlays is present. It’s currently cloudy with a 0% chance of rain. The temperature is 14 Celsius, with a low of 13° and high of 23°.

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 06/01/2026

well, they asked so nicely… I’d feel bad not running it

A DM from a random Discord user. The first message is a link to download a file named Banner.exe with a Turkish description.

The second message is a default bird sticker with pleading eyes, captioned “Please?”

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 03/01/2026

remembering how Watch Dogs 2 used to behave on my PC

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 01/12/2025

I DID NOT CONSENT I DID NOT CONSENT

An email from Qualcomm Technologies, Inc.: “Thank you for your interest to stay informed about our products and technologies with emails from us”

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 28/11/2025

Mark your calendars! next year, it'll soon be 10 years for the macOS Steam client DMG to have shipped with the quarantine attribute

A macOS Gatekeeper dialog: "'Steam' is damaged and can't be opened. you should move it to the trash."
A detail beneath elaborates: "Google Chrome downloaded this file on June 20, 2016."

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 12/11/2025

not saying there’s any correlation, but as soon as Apple bought Pixelmator, the update notes went from being detailed to This update contains bug fixes and improvements.

A screenshot of release note history for Pixelmator on iOS. The oldest two versions have detailed release notes. Version 3.1.13 has a release note simply stating “This update includes an important announcement regarding Pixelmator.” The most recent three versions have meaningless information regarding their contents.

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 15/10/2025

LMAO www.pixnapping.com/pixnapping.pdf

A demonstration of the Pixnapping attack against Signal. The recovered messages reads as follows: “We are currently clean on OPSEC. Godspeed to our Warriors.” This is a reference to the Houthi PC small group.

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 26/09/2025

this possum has been tasked to negotiate peace deals between several high-tension countries. I’m afraid we may have not tasked our best asset

An possum stares blankly into the distance.

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 24/09/2025

🎶 Monday left me broken Tuesday, I was through with hoping Wednesday, my empty arms were open Thursday, soggy in tub, soggy in tub

The iOS Photos app with three separate categories under “Recent Days”. On Thursday, a visibly wet ferret is present within a bathtub. Secondly, on Friday, three ferrets are sound asleep, snuggling. Lastly, on Sunday, an opossum blankly stares at the viewer.

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 23/09/2025

what exactly does LinkedIn think i do

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 22/09/2025

might be a little biased, but maybe some furry stickers? perhaps one with a pink fox

Snoot in a cowboy outfit, tipping her hat towards the viewer.

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 14/09/2025

you cannot tell me this man has not experiences with other men

home depot if it was a college apartment jesus christ

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 04/09/2025

please consider this photo my former landlord sent as damages, merely titled "Work Order Fees Fee Posted - Walls", that apparently cost them $150 to fix:

A white wall. There's a shadow of some sort at the top. The wall isn't damaged. It's just a white wall. I have no idea what they're trying to prove.

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 03/09/2025

they are exhausted after a long day (they just woke up two minutes ago)

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 20/08/2025

The creature anxiously evaluates its provisioned caffeine dosage

An opossum sniffs a cup of Dunkin iced coffee.

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 13/07/2025

got this spam email from a hiring platform in where they noted that I was the top 1% C++ developers on GitHub I barely know TypeScript and intentionally do not write C++, their job platform must not be good 💀

A screenshot of a nameless hiring platform's website. It notes that user Spotlight on GitHub is within the "top 1% C++ engineers globally", and that I'm primarily active on the weekends.

It then goes on to note that I am primarily versed in TypeScript, Swift, and C++, but then cites one single pull request I've made to large organizations. (The two in C++, Dolphin and Trail of Bits, were years ago.)

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 09/07/2025

a broken clock is 9:41 all day, apparently

An iOS 26 lockscreen poster is present, proudly toting “09:41” in thick font. Overlayed beneath is a photo of a luscious green valley. Underneath rounded bezels, the wallpaper selection UI appears to be present, for whatever reason.

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 25/06/2025

either Flighty messed up, or they stopped doing DWI checks on pilots

A screenshot of Flighty showing the plane’s path. It shows the plane repeatedly departing DFW, looping around, and returning, almost in a peacock like shape.

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 18/06/2025

why do I want to start taking estrogen? for work purposes, of course,

A search result linking to the O'Reilly Media website. A book is present, titled "Debugging teams: Creating relationships to get things done". Its description follows: "This book begins with you: getting you to embrace HRT and really internalize what it means to put HRT at the center of your interactions."

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 26/05/2025

on the opposite end of the spectrum, this opossum definitely knows what they’re doing

Presumably a bedroom with many items scattered about on the floor. An opossum is on top of a basket, standing up on its hind legs.

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 21/05/2025

plugged in laptop and got jumpscared by possum

An opossum extremely, absurdly, hilariously close up to the camera, sniffing it. It’s the wallpaper on a large external display, connected to the author’s laptop.

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 11/05/2025

Had a wonderful time at #FWA2025! Sent from my BlackBerry® Tour™ 9630

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 08/05/2025

my favorite anecdote is that BT AVRCP (A/V remote control profile, play/pause/metadata) is designed around a protocol originally meant for VCR remotes! to get playing track information your car *technically* pushes a button on a remote, whose reply just happens to have the current song's name/album

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 08/05/2025

I wishh, ran away too fast :( but here’s one from the other day!

An opossum in a grassy field, scurrying away from the light.

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Snoot 🐾 @snoot.pink · 26/04/2025

who signed off on Discord's status message suggestions o.0

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