sniperfrog.bsky.social @sniperfrog.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Im at work today for "mandatory overtime," and my wife sent me this. I don't know what I did to deserve this woman in my life, but I give thanks for her every day. @aliandras.bsky.social 150
sniperfrog.bsky.social @sniperfrog.bsky.social · 15/02/2025My coworker was all like "did you hear that Musk made 350 million in cuts?" I responded, "they have to find money from somewhere to pay him his 8 million a day." He just got really quiet. 020
sniperfrog.bsky.social @sniperfrog.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Why do my fully charged earbuds deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear? 000
sniperfrog.bsky.social @sniperfrog.bsky.social · 26/12/2024One of my Christmas gifts this year, from my mother-in-law. This set was awesome to assemble! 110
sniperfrog.bsky.social @sniperfrog.bsky.social · 21/12/2024I don't think I want a new year this time around. Maybe a gently used year, like a 2015, or a 1998 if it's in really good shape. 000
sniperfrog.bsky.social @sniperfrog.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I went to the woods and accidentally touched some poison ivy. It changed my pronouns. I'm now it/she. 020
sniperfrog.bsky.social @sniperfrog.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Good news! I'm coming back next week. I'm on vacation, and the week after is the new schedule where I won't have to go to bed until 10pm. 010
sniperfrog.bsky.social @sniperfrog.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I really should post here more often. Here, have a joke. I like to tell Dad jokes. He doesn't laugh at most of them though. 130
sniperfrog.bsky.social @sniperfrog.bsky.social · 14/12/2024If a medium can speak with ghosts, imagine what a large can do. 000
sniperfrog.bsky.social @sniperfrog.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Why does it feel like we're living in the part of the History Textbooks that starts with "Events leading up to..."? 010
sniperfrog.bsky.social @sniperfrog.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Me: Hey, the drought is gone, maybe I can use my fire pit this winter. The Weather: Bitch, you thought. 030
sniperfrog.bsky.social @sniperfrog.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Old Chicago used to have something like this called "oh my, spaghetti pie". It was remarkably underwhelming. 000
sniperfrog.bsky.social @sniperfrog.bsky.social · 04/01/2024Of all the things that taste like chicken, I find it strange that eggs aren't one of them. 020
sniperfrog.bsky.social @sniperfrog.bsky.social · 08/12/2023Update Wasn't a stroke. Turns out to be pneumonia and a massive bacterial infection. He's still unresponsive, but they're working on him. 000
sniperfrog.bsky.social @sniperfrog.bsky.social · 08/12/2023The beginning of December continues to remind me why it sucks. My mom died on December 3rd, and my dad just told me that my grandpa collapsed tonight and is unresponsive. Send positive thoughts please. 210
sniperfrog.bsky.social @sniperfrog.bsky.social · 14/11/2023How do i teach my body that my fight or flight response is supposed to be for life threatening situations, not making a phone call? 150
