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ian @sniffly.one · 19/09/2026

went to Epic Universe for the first time yesterday and took my rinky dink Sony Mavica from the year i was born to take some really poor quality photos

Low-res photo of sunset at Epic Universe, with the Constellation Carousel lit up in front of the Helios Grand hotel.

Daytime photo of the Epic Universe entryway portal.

A poorly-framed low-res photo of Stardust Racers on a cloudy day. The yellow train is curving downwards around the station's comet sculpture in the distance.

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ian @sniffly.one · 17/09/2026

lapped velocicoaster at islands of adventure a couple times this morning while my girlfriend slept in, then got back to my hotel room all before 10:00am

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ian @sniffly.one · 17/09/2026

"We came" - pinhead from Clive barker's hellraiser

A large display at Universal Studios Florida's Halloween Horror Nights of the Lament Configuration, above text that reads "Hellraiser." It's in front of a building themed to the Minions from Despicable Me that has Minion propaganda posters on it.

A picture of me in front of the Hellraiser haunted house at Halloween Horror Nights. I am sweaty and wearing a Gooffkings merch hat.

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ian @sniffly.one · 15/09/2026

probably not where you want to throw that pitch

MLB app gamecast showing Ralston's 2-1 splitter as right down the middle to Carroll. In play, run(s).

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ian @sniffly.one · 07/09/2026

saw some wrestling again

At Power Pro Lucha, Dolphin State Champs (Julezee, Sal Mistretta, and David Moses) lift up the wrestler Nemesis to power bomb him through a door propped up on two chairs

Nemesis is falling down towards the door

Nemesis has crashed through the door from the power bomb and hits the mat

The Dolphin State Champs recoil backwards from performing the power bomb while Nemesis is on the mat

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ian @sniffly.one · 01/09/2026

Post is from Alden González with an image, an issue with retweets under what I'm using to run the Passan Bot. Attached image:

Kroenke Sports & Entertainment to Acquire the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Transaction pairs one of the original West Coast franchises with KSE's global portfolio of teams, venues, media platforms and mixed-use districts
September 1st, 2026 - Kroenke Sports & Entertainment ("KSE") today announced that it has entered into a definitive agreement to acquire a controlling interest in the Los Angeles Angels Baseball Club from the Moreno family. The transaction is expected to close in the first quarter of 2027, subject to customary closing conditions and approval by Major League Baseball
The transaction meaningfully deepens KSE's presence in one of the largest sports and entertainment markets in the United States.
Kroenke-affiliated entities own the Los Angeles Rams and developed SoFi Stadium and the surrounding 300-acre Hollywood Park district in Inglewood. That project has become the anchor of a new sports and entertainment corridor in Los Angeles County, and will host Olympic and Paralympic events in 2028.
The Angels acquisition extends this footprint south into a market of more than three million residents with its own distinct civic identity, corporate base and tourism economy. The addition of the Angels to the KSE portfolio creates the opportunity for a year-round Southern California calendar of events.
"The Angels are a storied franchise anchored in a great market. We look forward to an exciting future with the Angels organization." - E. STANLEY KROENKE, Owner & Chairman, KSE
"The Angels Organization is pleased to announce this transaction with Kroenke Sports & Entertainment. The Moreno Family has been honored to steward the Angels for 23 years and we believe with KSE's experience and success they are the best next owner for the franchise. The Angels Organization looks forward to continuing its commitment to the fans, our employees, the players and our business partners." - ARTE MORENO, Angels Baseball LP.

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ian @sniffly.one · 01/09/2026

went to knoebels for the first time yesterday. fun time! phoenix is nuts

The wooden roller coaster "Phoenix" and its lift hill

Circus performers doing a show at Knoebels' Hawaiian Bandshell venue

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ian @sniffly.one · 30/08/2026

where is he going

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ian @sniffly.one · 08/08/2026

went to Pittsburgh a couple weeks ago via amtrak. rode around the Horseshoe Curve, stayed in a supposedly haunted hotel, saw some flowers at the Phipps, and obtained Dr. Robby at a Pirates game (and saw a position player pitching) fun stuff!

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ian @sniffly.one · 04/08/2026

flew to Atlanta on Saturday and back on the same day to ride ArieForce One a bunch of times before its park permanently shuttered after Sunday. kind of a case study in how not to manage your amusement park but the coaster was good

A train on ArieForce 1 comes downhill on the track from its overbanked turn next to the line of riders

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ian @sniffly.one · 26/07/2026

Mr skenes would you like to discuss this pitching matchup

Picture from my seat at PNC Park of Paul Skenes leaving the mound during the game

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ian @sniffly.one · 25/07/2026

Would you eat Heinz Moroccan Spicy Lamb, Chickpea & Couscous?? Let me know down below!!!

museum display of various Heinz canned products.

Heinz Spaghetti, c. 1935
Heinz spicy lamb chickpea & couscous, c. 2000
Heinz condensed tomato soup, c. 1950
Heinz baked beans, c. 2000

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ian @sniffly.one · 22/07/2026

he must be stopped

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ian @sniffly.one · 22/07/2026

getting really mad at how rooms are labeled on this floorplan

2 bedroom apartment floorplan. The kitchen is labeled "Create," the living room is labeled "Gather," the bedrooms are labeled "Dream," the bathrooms labeled "Refresh," and the balcony labeled "Breathe."

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ian @sniffly.one · 20/06/2026

ere did Glinda and Elphaba first me

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ian @sniffly.one · 11/06/2026

wanted a new computer hobby so I'm learning how to use magicavoxel as a guy with minimal artistic talent. fun little thing to do

an isometric render of a very simple brick building and streetlight

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ian @sniffly.one · 02/06/2026

humble sandwich feed submission

Prosciutto, brie, apple slices, and balsamic onion jam on a Baguette. Served with a side of extra apple slices

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ian @sniffly.one · 01/06/2026

Ended up going with the Sonic Adventure 2 Captain Cacao/Duffy and the Epcot 2000 prints. fun stuff to put on the wall near my other theme park stuff and it's for a good cause

Order summary showing "Millennium Spaceship" and "The Sailor and the Captain" prints

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ian @sniffly.one · 28/05/2026

watched wrestling

Wrestler Mark Fletcher hitting a piledriver move off the top rope on wrestler Jack Perry during AEW Dynamite

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ian @sniffly.one · 25/05/2026

mystery surprise box

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ian @sniffly.one · 15/05/2026

are you familiar with the condiment cow and its less common friend condiment sow

A cow with squeezable sauce udders on the wall for vinegar, BBQ sauce, mustard, and ketchup

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ian @sniffly.one · 05/04/2026

saw some wrestling again

wrestler Mikey Banker dives from the ropes onto Big Callux, Devantes, and ringside staff

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ian @sniffly.one · 04/04/2026

really enjoying Cursed Words. what the hell do you mean this is a valid word

A screenshot of the game Cursed Words. On a Boggle-like board, the valid word is a chess knight, rook, knight, M, knight, knight, R, bishop, knight, bishop, G.

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ian @sniffly.one · 26/03/2026

what are they getting up to at Six Flags

Classic corn dogs and the signature Gabagool On-a-Stick finished with hot honey

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ian @sniffly.one · 23/03/2026

i was really excited to recruit this guy in cfb 25

A screenshot of 3-star WR recruit "Jesus Lord" committing to Marist University in College Football 25

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ian @sniffly.one · 11/03/2026

saw this in an airbnb bathroom once

Four pictures of foxes, side-by-side, with text above and below.

Be strong
when you are weak

Be brave
when you are scared

Be humble
when you are victorious

Be badass
everyday

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ian @sniffly.one · 09/03/2026

self suck Garfield is hitting store shelves near you

plush Garfield sitting on a store shelf in a plastic bag. he is slouched forward, looking down, and holding a slice of pepperoni pizza

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ian @sniffly.one · 26/02/2026

fridays introduces the frrib

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ian @sniffly.one · 24/01/2026

My bad on the bot hiccup here. Retweet from Yu:

You may have seen an article, and although I am leaning towards voiding the contract, there’s still a lot that has to be talked over with the Padres so the finer details are yet to be decided.
Also I will not be announcing my retirement yet.
Right now I am fully focused on my rehab for my elbow, and if I get to a point where I can throw again, I will start from scratch again to compete.
If once I get to that point I feel I can’t do that, I will announce my retirement.

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ian @sniffly.one · 21/01/2026

quietly also in this announcement is that they are closing Fast and Furious Supercharged, the worst attraction universal has ever built, in 2027. truly an incredible near decade run for this piece of junk

a really huge cgi vin diesel hanging off a helicopter. either vin diesel is too big or the helicopter is too small. the footage is projected on a very wide screen

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ian @sniffly.one · 17/11/2025

watched wrestling (power pro lucha)

Professional wrestler Poisynhawk tries to force wrestler Razerhawk into a coffin at ringside

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ian @sniffly.one · 04/11/2025

sandwich feed contribution. tripleta I ate a few days ago

A tripleta sandwich on a large roll. It is toasted and on a plate.

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ian @sniffly.one · 03/11/2025

here's the goober of a jack-o-lantern we carved a couple days ago

a pumpkin on a table, with round eyes, a triangle nose, and a very low, very thin grin. he is lit from the inside.

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ian @sniffly.one · 29/10/2025

Learning about Gone With the Wind Country, a cancelled theme park project based on, you guessed it, Gone With the Wind. It was announced in 1992 in hopes to get it ready for the 1996 Atlanta Olympics. weird!

Theme park concept art showing a massive parking lot surrounding a Civil War-era plantation-themed amusement park, with various buildings and homes from Gone with the Wind

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ian @sniffly.one · 28/09/2025

I am the world's smartest fantasy football player

Woody Marks, 27.6 fantasy points, 66 yards and 2 total touchdowns

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ian @sniffly.one · 10/09/2025

here's an egg salad sandwich I made a few weeks ago

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ian @sniffly.one · 04/08/2025

ohhhh i'm releasing my psoas muscle ohhh i'm releasing stored trauma ohhh

diagram showing the psoas minor, iliacus, and psoas major

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