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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ

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𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙄𝙁 𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙄 𝙒𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙂𝙊 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝘼 𝙁𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏? 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙄'𝙈 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝙒𝙃𝙊'𝙎 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼 𝘿𝙄𝙀?

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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Alright! [ Yoink! Picked up in one swift motion. jesus christ. ] Ta-dah!
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
If you'd like, but we are talking, like, alcoholic drinks you might like specifically. I dunno maybe it's an idea. Anyways, would the birthday boy like to be carried off bridal style? For funny style points?
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You seem like the person that would like a nice cocktail, since that's like, tasty and fruity and whatnot. You don't gotta obviously but it's an idea. ... I know a nice, more casual restaurant near Chaos Avenue?
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I mean, what's a better occasion to do something than turning double digits and then into an adult? [ Trying REEALLLY hard to put a positive spit on this can you tell. ] You got anywhere in specific?
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
[ Opening his other eye now bcause fuck is he blurry. ] Okay, yeah, but I'm always around! I don't really have any ideas about HOW to make it more special besides the gift though, I was kinda riding on the idea that you had something you wanted to do in mind.
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Yeah but I'm always here! [ He pokes him on the nose, sticking out his tongue playfully and closing one eye. Funnily enough, it's the healthy one. ] So it's not that special! We gotta make it more special, for the specialest boy there is.
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Of course. [ A little hum. He tightens his grip ever so slightly, but readjusts how he's holding him so he's holding him a bit more comfortably. ] It's your special day, of course you needed a special present for it!
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` — 𝓛𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝙈𝙔 𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ @agentcubed.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
[ He IMMEDIATELY hugs him back, holding him almost a little TOO tight? He seems pretty enthusiastic to be hugging him, which probably seems insane from an outside perspective because who the fuck would assume Maru likes physical contact? And, well, it's hard to hate a hug from your boyfriend. ]
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
No problem!! [ He is smilling like the big fucking idiot that he is. Look at him. Aww. ] Pff, of course I want a hug! C'mere! [ Opening his arms out wide for the birthday boy! ]
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
//
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
:] Oh yeah I did actually plan on giving you something hold on. [ Digging into his pockets... Rummage rummage- ah! There they are! Pulling out and holding out two matching bracelets: one pink and one purple. Obviously. ] Happy Birthday!!
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
// i love these freaks i need to wiggle them
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
// i cant believe nat from bluesky is responsible for the REAL yaoi platonic this is crazy
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
[NC] rawr >:3c
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Of course I love you more but like I mean I would hope that's obvious
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
// . fun fact that's the height diff between me and my bf im pretty sure. oh my god
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☆*:. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆 — quote bot @thenatalog.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
i'm aurizztic .
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☆*:. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆 — quote bot @thenatalog.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
when you said you looked a mess 、i whispered underneath my breath . but you heard it . '' darling you look perfect tonight . ''
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☆*:. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆 — quote bot @thenatalog.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
i am the monster rawr rawr rawr X3
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☆*:. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆 — quote bot @thenatalog.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
if it's okay with you . . . do you think we could stay like this ? just a bit longer ?
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☆*:. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆 — quote bot @thenatalog.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
i may not understand you completely 、 but i'm here to talk and try to . i'm here for you .
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
yes 😊
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It was a compliment, so I was hoping you would!
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
// i love yaoi
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
// that one oomf who lost all of his fucking rizz in like 4 months
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
You're finely aged like Cheese :D
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
// ARE WE STILL UP FOR THAT. DID CRIMSON EVEN MAKE THE ACCOUNT. WHAT YEAR IS IT. DID WE WIN THE (TURF) WAR
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// . Spontaneously remembered me and nat were waiting for crimson to make a zoom account so we can plot IM SORRY SOME SHIT KINDA CAME UP
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
// ? this is crazy what hte ufkc
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——– ᴇɪɢʜᴛ @agent-of-order.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
⠀⠀ ❘❙ ⠀ ⠀ᴀɢᴇɴᴛ 8⠀ ╱⠀⠀ᴇɪɢʜᴛ⠀ 𓈒 ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ᴡᴇᴀɴᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴘᴏɪsᴏɴ ᴄᴏɴsɪᴅʀs ʜᴀʀᴍ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛ ⠀⠀
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Fuck yeah that's me.
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
It does....
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
This you?
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` — 𝕮𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 @xxtruthwithdeceit.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SPLATRP — #MVRP ⠀
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ITS THST ICE POP SON OF A BITCH
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Together! [ Happily walking off to get lunch with The Boyfriend ] [ They are such losers i love them ]
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[ He holds out his hand to them. ] Let's get lunch. Together.
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Welp! Good session! I want lunch.
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// ? MAKO HAD SMTH TO GIVE TO MARU? WHAT NOT CHECKING UR NOTIFICATIONS FOR MONTHS DOES TO A MF
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ੈ✩‧₊˚ @paaartystar.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
// hes a little queer an were gonna talk abt that
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☆*:. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆 — quote bot @thenatalog.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
. . . aww nuts . his apartment is very non-presentable . . . . WHY DOES HE 𝘊𝘈𝘙𝘌 ?
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☆*:. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆 — quote bot @thenatalog.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
yeah 、 i might be cute 、 i'm a big problem .
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'' ... dude. this is so hype how did i not know this. ''
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'' ... '' '' Duuuude, if THIS is that sick, I can only imagine, like, the other stuff you make! '' It is a little bnuuy.
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ੈ✩‧₊˚ @paaartystar.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
// one of marus lines took me two takes and it was the one abt murder lol
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'' .... '' his eyes are like starry dude. holy shit '' since when could you crochet or did i totally forget about that?????? ''
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` — 𝓛𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝙈𝙔 𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ @agentcubed.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
nat "Maaaaybee" MAKO YOU ARE SO CUTE NEVER KRILL YOURSELF
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` — 𝓛𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝙈𝙔 𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ @agentcubed.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
nat "And there's nowhere I wanna be more than right here" I can Hear the Window's Error Noise
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━━━━ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙀 .ᐟ @snaxolotlhood.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
// salem this was really good im smilling like a fucking idiot dumbass at 3 am
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