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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Actual quote, from the actual president when asked why gas prices are so high… Might not be a small price to the 13 million Americans who live there! #SnarkyOrwell #IranWar #GasIsTooDamnHigh #TakeOutLAOrSanDiego #ASmallPriceToPay?

“Trump said if Iran took out Los Angeles or San Diego, that would be 'a small price to pay.'"
- Snarky Orwell

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

*Repost* Back in march this was parody, now it’s sworn congressional testimony, We assure you no intelligence, artificial, or otherwise has been consulted in the making of this war! #BiglyBrother #SnarkyOrwell #IranWar #GrokAI #NoIntelligence

"WE RAN THE IRAN PLAN THROUGH GROK™ IT SAID IT WAS PERFECT. TREMENDOUS. NO NOTES. ALSO THAT WE WOULD BE GREETED AS LIBERATORS AND NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!"
- BIGLY BROTHER

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It said that Trump lost in 2020, that there was no widespread fraud, and that he was convicted of 34 felonies… it was quickly reprogrammed. #SnarkyOrwell #AmericaDotGov #TruthForADay #SuperIntelligence #ReprogrammedReality

“Trump launched America.gov, an official government Al, and it told the truth, for about a day... they fixed that!”
- Snarky Orwell

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Celebrating one year of reality somehow outpacing even my dark fiction. Thanks for reading, sharing, and the occasional 'no way that's true!' It always was. That's the problem. #SnarkyOrwell #OneYearOfSnark #MinistryOfSnark #ThoughtCriminalAnniversary #TruthIsStrangerThanSatire

"Celebrating one year as Chief
Thought Criminal at the Ministry of Snark. Thanks for your continued complicity comrades!"
- Snarky Orwell

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

No financial, structural or architectural collapse, until it had the audacity to refuse his advances. He stacked the board, lost legal challenges, pushed ahead anyway... it’s not about architecture, it’s control. #SnarkyOrwell #KennedyCenter #NotTheTrumpKennedyCenter #NoMeansNo #BulldozerDiplomacy

"Why is Trump so obsessed with the Kennedy Center? Because it said no."
- Snarky Orwell

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You can’t misinterpret what you can’t hear! He banned three outlets. In response, ABC, CBS, NBC, and Fox all walked too, leaving him with no microphone to rant into. #SnarkyOrwell #BiglyBrother #PressFreedom #WhitehousePress #YesEvenFox

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We all know it’s just to get around zoning and approval standards... If we’ve already triumphed... why do we need a stockpile of sniper ammo right next to Arlington cemetery? #SnarkyOrwell #TheNationalMall #ArchDuTrump #AllArcNoTriumph #Snipers?

“Trump now claims that his triumphal arch will be a drone and sniper base. Why do we need snipers on the National Mall?"
- Snarky Orwell

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Congress funded repairs, but Trump won’t spend it without "recognition." He was spotted on Air Force One with a “DEMOLISHED” vision board, & witness swore they saw a forklift ramming the pillars. They’re forcing the collapse he promised. #SnarkyOrwell #BiglyBrother #TheKennedyCenter #NoMeansNo

"THE KENNEDY CENTER IS STRUCTURALLY UNSOUND AND MUST BE DESTROYED, UNLESS THEY WILL ALLOW ME TO PUT MY NAME ON IT!"
- BIGLY BROTHER

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Taking a break from my usual snark to inform, Vote.gov routes you safely to your actual state registration site. No ad-tech pipeline, no data harvest, just your state’s real voter info. Skip the imitation. #SnarkyOrwell #VoteSafeIsNotSafe #UseVoteDotGov #DataHarvest #ProtectYourVoteAndData

"Important note! Do not use VoteSafe.org. it was funded by Elon Musk's America PAC to harvest your data for ad tracking, and anything else Elon wants to use it for."
- Snarky Orwell

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

…but you got that check… right? So, it’s not technically vote buying… at least not legally. But you know… #SnarkyOrwell #BiglyBrother #TrumpAPaLOSER #PromisesNotKept #WeWontGetFooledAgain

"IF REPUBLICANS WIN THE MIDTERMS, I'LL GIVE EVERY AMERICAN $5,000, THAT'S
WAY MORE THAN THE $2,000
TARIFF DIVIDEND I PROMISED
IN 2025!"
- BIGLY BROTHER

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

They only fixed it after she posted about it and it went viral. Bureaucratic error, or the natural result of renaming a war twice to dodge accountability? You decide. #SnarkyOrwell #IranWar #NotAWar #MinistryOfTruthSocial #WarBenefitsDenied

"They told a grieving widow that her husband's death didn't qualify for war benefits, because Trump isn't calling it a
'war' anymore."
- Snarky Orwell

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Governance is not a game, but they have been playing with people’s lives for years now. #SnarkyOrwell #ArcadeDotGov #PlayingWithPeoplesLives #InsertCoin #PressStartToDeport

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.” - Philip K. Dick Trump has logged 32 declarations of total victory. No matter how many times you rewrite the story, drones keep coming. #SnarkyOrwell #BiglyBrother #TrumpsIranWar #CanWeSayQuagmireYet #MissionNotAccomplished

"EVEN THOUGH I'VE DECLARED COMPLETE AND TOTAL VICTORY AT LEAST 32 TIME, THIS "REALITY" JUST WON'T COOPERATE!"
- BIGLY BROTHER

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Trumpy @trumpy.studiogart.net · 03/09/2026

strip #70 of my #Trumpy satire series is now out... as always, thank you all for your support! the recent growth of this silly strip on bsky is thanks to all of you, and i really appreciate it! #ShineALight #NoKings

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

It’s costing US taxpayers roughly $1 billion a day, about $700,000 every minute, and Americans have already paid an estimated $80 billion collectively. Congress never voted on any of it. #SnarkyOrwell #TrumpsIranWar #CanWeSayQuagmireYet #StraitOfHormuz #PromisesNotKept

"Congratulations on six months into a war that was supposed to be 4 or 5 weeks, and that they never bothered to sell to congress or the American people.”
- Snarky Orwell

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This finger-paint fascist actually thinks he can annex territory via social media post! Diplomacy… never heard of her! #SnarkyOrwell #StraitOfHormuz #DiplomacyWho #MinistryOfTruthSocial #YesThisReallyHappened

Photo of a real Truth Social post from the president of the United States, claiming that the strait of Hormuz is a, “NEW U.S. Territory”

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

A new record! Even though we control all three branches of government… and started an illegal war, with no exit strategy, somehow it can’t possibly be our fault! #BiglyBrother #SnarkyOrwell #NationalDebt #TrumpEconomy #40Trillion

"I GUESS THE NATIONAL DEBT IS AT $40 TRILLION
NOW... BUT I'M SURE IT'S THE BIDEN DUMBOCRAT'S FAULT... SOMEHOW..."
- BIGLY BROTHER

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

This isn’t satire. He’s ranted about this since 2017. Today he signed an order to rip out a half-built $1.2B launch system, 50% complete, for 1950s steam. Every naval expert calls it a costly downgrade. #BiglyBrother #SnarkyOrwell #SteamCatapults #MagnetsHowDoTheyWork #ExecutiveOrder

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MAGNETS WORK, SO I HEREBY DEMAND THE NAVY MUST IMMEDIATELY RETURN TO STEAM POWER!"
- BIGLY BROTHER

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Ice wants 20 million for body cameras they don’t have to release footage from, and another 20 million for electric shock gloves. They say it’s for deescalation… but who has ever deescalated with electric shocks? #SnarkyOrwell #ICE #ShockGloves #PoliceState #Fascism

INTRODUCING: THE 20 MILLION DOLLAR I.C.E. SHOCK GLOVES!
THEY'RE SHOCKINGLY AWESOME
PAID FOR BY YOU THE TAXPAYER FOR USE ON YOU THE TAXPAYER
THE 100% FEEL OF GENUINE FASCISM

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Sergey Brin just poured an astronomical $102 million into a PAC to defeat a proposed wealth tax. When you can casually drop nine figures on commercials to convince people you have nothing left to give, you are officially exhibit A. #SnarkyOrwell #WealthTax #TaxTheRich #YesOn40 #EatTheRich

"If you can casually drop $102 million on fighting a wealth tax... you are the living proof that we need one."
- Snarky Orwell

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Taxpayers are footing tens of millions for these cameras. Whether they ever see the footage depends entirely on how it makes ICE look. This isn’t transparency, it’s propaganda. #SnarkyOrwell #ICE #BodyCams #Accountability #MinistryOfImage

"Official ICE body cam policy: we only release footage that makes us look good!"
- Snarky Orwell

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Would we expect anything more from Trump’s personal lawyer? I mean we SHOULD expect actual justice, right? #SnarkyOrwell #ToddBlanche #AttorneyGeneral #TrumpsPersonalLawyer #MinistryOfJustice

"Blanche to Epstein survivors: I can't deliver some form of justice.' Isn t that your literal job
description?"
- Snarky Orwell

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Is the overwhelming evidence in the room with us now? The DOJ put out a 20 page motion, blaming the shoddy no bid contractor… but the president still has a non evidence based gut feeling. #SnarkyOrwell #ReflectingPool #Pirro #DOJ #MinistryOfTruthSocial

"Pirro: the damage to the reflecting pool was a flawed installation.
Trump: 100% disagree, it was vandalism!"
- Snarky Orwell

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

The Trump administration has decided it’s the ultimate arbiter of historic truth, at least on the federal land outside the Smithsonian. History would like a word or two. #SnarkyOrwell #Smithsonian #OrwellWasAnOptimist #HistoryMatters #MinistryOfTruth

"Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past."
- Snarky Orwell

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The Pentagon: the ones that died in the ceasefire totally don’t count! Trust Us!” #BiglyBrother #SnarkyOrwell #IranWar #MinistryOfTruth #OrwellWasAnOptimist

"THE DEATH TOLL IN MY COMPLETELY LEGAL AND TOTALLY NECESSARY WAR IS ONLY 14. JUST ASK THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH (SOCIAL tm)!"
- BIGLY BROTHER

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

The US is currently bombing Iran to prevent uranium enrichment. Today they signed a deal allowing Saudi Arabia to enrich uranium, with less international oversight. Same week. Both true. #SnarkyOrwell #SaudiArabia #Iran #NuclearDeal #NeverForget

“Trump just signed a deal with Saudi Arabia allowing them to start enriching uranium. You might remember the Saudis as 15 of the 19 hijackers on 9/11, and Bin Laden."
- Snarky Orwell

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

He’s lost 61 of 62 court cases, even to judges he appointed. Tonight, he played the hits again, this time without a courtroom, a judge, or cross-examination. #SnarkyOrwell #PlayingTheHits #ElectionSecurity #NoNewEvidence #OrwellWasAnOptimist

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Graham never met a war he didn’t like. He was a massive war hawk and now he flies free, but Trump is carrying on his legacy. #SnarkyOrwell #LindseyGraham #Iran #WarMonger #WarHawk

"Trump to restart the war, ‘because it's what Lindsay Graham would have wanted.’"
- Snarky Orwell

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Three weeks missing in action, and his wife stayed in China for weeks after he was hospitalized. I’d wish him well, if he wasn’t such a shit heel. #SnarkyOrwell #WheresMitch #SchrödingersMitchMcConnell #McConnell #GoodBye?

An antique OUIJA board, but the text on it says, “I’VE JUST HAD A 20 MINUTE PHONE CALL WITH MITCH MCCONNELL.”
“YES” “NO” and
“GOOD BYE”

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Trumpy @trumpy.studiogart.net · 05/07/2026

no satire in strip #63 of my #Tumpy series, just a message of hope and solidarity from me to all of you on this Independence Day. #ShineALight #NoKings

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

He was convicted of 34 felonies. She was accused of a mortgage paperwork issue from years before her appointment, which she denies. Guess which one the Supreme Court just blocked from making decisions. #SnarkyOrwell #SupremeCourt #LisaCook #FederalReserve #DoYouEvenListenToYourself

"SOMEONE WHO HAS COMMITTED WRONGDOING WILL NOT BE MAKING VITAL DECISIONS CONCERNING THE WELFARE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!"
- THE GUY CONVICTED
OF 34 FELONIES

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

They built him a tiny triumphal arch for America’s 250th birthday. It’s currently fenced off, guarded by security, so it’s not “trampled by midgets.” #TrumpHenge #SnarkyOrwell #Freedom250 #SpinalTap #AllArcNoTriomphe

An actual photograph of a miniature version of Trumps Arc De Trump that he wants to build on the national mall, but much much smaller, the caption reads, "WAIT... THE TWO LINES MEANS INCHES!?"
- An anonymous staffer quoted on background

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

$16M pool renovation. No-bid contracts went to Trump's felon neighbor (Greenwater Services, no less) turned green. Meanwhile a 67-year-old Olympic canoeist who touched peeling paint got arrested for 'vandalism.' #SnarkyOrwell #GreenwaterServices #ReflectingPool #CronyCapitalism #PerfectMetaphor

"Touched some peeling paint: arrested. Got a no bid contract from a felon-neighbor that turned the pool into a peeling toxic swamp:
‘fantastic man.’”
- Snarky Orwell

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

What a difference a decade, and the color of the presidents skin makes. I guess orange is the new black! #SnarkyOrwell #IranDeal #ArtOfTheDeal #GOPHypocrisy #OrangeIsTheNewBlack

Obama releases $1.7B in frozen Iranian assets. (2016)
Trump: "RANSOM! FUNDING TERRORISM!"
Trump to release ALL frozen
Iranian assets. (2026)
GOP: It's the art of the deal!
- Snarky Orwell

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Is it there… isn’t it there… we don’t know. Happy 80th birthday either way. #SnarkyOrwell #SchrödingerKennedyCenter #KennedyCenter #HappyBirthday #UFCFreedom250

The photo contains a breaking news ANNOUNCING THE NEW SCHRÖDINGER, KENNEDY CENTER, sowing the front of the Kennedy center covered with a tarp so we can’t see if Trumps name has been removed as was ordered by the courts.

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

As food and energy prices are still sky high and we are still locked in an unnecessary war… let them eat people punching each other in the face. Because America! #BigliusBrotherus #SnarkyOrwell #BreadAndCircus #HoldTheBread #UFCFreedom250 #PanemEtCircenses

“BREAD AND CIRCUS FOR ALL!" But the bread is crossed out and it says “bread is discontinued as currently too expensive”
- BIGLIUS BROTHERUS

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

He said, while ducking the question, “do you have any evidence?” Before stomping on his mic, storming out of an interview, and calling the journalist “darling.” #BiglyBrother #SnarkyOrwell #MeetThePress #EverybodyIsLyingButMe #RealQuotePOTUS

"YOUR ELECTIONS ARE CROOKED, AND YOU'RE CROOKED, AND 'MEET THE PRESS' IS CROOKED. AND SO IS ABC AND CBS AND CNN."
- BIGLY BROTHER

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

According to Axios, Trump told Netanyahu “You’re fucking crazy. Without me you’d be in prison.” The bombing continued throughout the cease fire. #SnarkyOrwell #JailToTheChief #TrumpNetanyahu #Axios #Ceasefire

"The irony of a 34 time convicted felon lecturing a war criminal about how he'd be in prison without him. Some days the jokes write themselves."
- Snarky Orwell

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

In less than 48 hours, six of nine performers dropped out of Freedom 250. Most said they had no idea it was a Trump event. Vanilla Ice remains committed. …and many more! #SnarkyOrwell #Freedom250 #GreatAmericanStateFair #OrwellWasAnOptimist #VanillaIce

The official Freedom 250 'Featured Performers' concert poster for The Great American State Fair, June 25 – July 10, 2026, National Mall, Washington DC. Nine performer photos are shown. Six have large red 'DROPPED OUT' stamps over them: Martina McBride, Young MC, Milli Vanilli, The Commodores, Morris Day & The Time, and Bret Michaels. C+C Music Factory is labeled 'TENTATIVELY DROPPED OUT.' Only Flo Rida and Vanilla Ice remain unstamped. The poster reads '...and many more!' and includes an RSVP NOW button. Snarky Orwell branding appears in the lower left corner.

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Bigly Brother has once again declared victory in unilateral negotiations. Iran could not be reached for comment. Possibly due to ongoing US strikes. #BiglyBrother #SnarkyOrwell #StraitOfHormuz #IranWar #OrwellWasAnOptimist

"WE ARE ONCE AGAIN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL. IRAN DISAGREES. BUT WHO ARE YOU GONNA BELIEVE!?"
- BIGLY BROTHER

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Trump sued his own IRS, settled it through his personal lawyer turned attorney general, and created a $1.8 billion slush fund with no oversight to pay his allies. They named it the Anti-Weaponization Fund. Classic #Doublespeak #SnarkyOrwell #OrwellWasAnOptimist #AntiWeaponizationFund #Corruption

“The Anti-Weaponization
Fund weaponizes 1.8 billion taxpayer dollars against oversight, accountability, and the concept of irony."
- Snarky Orwell

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

The Strait of Hormuz was open before this administration. Now “Project Freedom” to fix the problem they created. Bush called his version “Operation Iraqi Freedom.” We know how that ended. Same energy. Same branding. Same stupid. #SnarkyOrwell #BiglyBrother #ProjectFreedom #Hormuz #HistoryRhymes

"OPERATION FREEDOM!
VERY BEAUTIFUL
NAME. WE ARE LIBERATING THE SHIPS, JUST LIKE BUSH LIBERATED IRAQ, BUT BETTER. ANY INTERFERENCE WILL BE DEALT WITH FORCEFULLY. VERY HUMANITARIANEY!"
- BIGLY BROTHER

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Orwell warned us the language of equality would be used to enforce its opposite. But here we still are. #SnarkyOrwell #Mifepristone #StatesRights #ReproductiveRights #Hypocrisy

"Louisiana just used federal courts to impose its abortion laws on California, New York, and every other state in the union. The states rights people are remarkably quiet. Are some states more equal than others?"
- Snarky Orwell

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Snarky Orwell @snarky-orwell.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Orwell warned us the endgame was abolishing elections entirely. Turns out you don’t have to abolish them. You just make certain votes count less. SCOTUS figured that out on a quiet Tuesday. Some animals are more equal than others. #SnarkyOrwell #SomeAnimalsAreMoreEqual #VotingRights #SCOTUS #VRA

“The Supreme Court gutted the Voting Rights Act today. Florida already had maps ready.
Democracy doesn't die in darkness. Sometimes it dies at 9am on a Tuesday with a stacked 6-3 court.”
- Snarky Orwell

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