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@snakeybabe.bsky.social
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I will pretend that this doesn't exist and then forget about it probably 🌱 snek.sprout.spot

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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 25m
Everyone @ blsky at least once per week
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Shrek: Could You Not Be Yourself?
Alt: Scene from Shrek 2 where Shrek asks Donkey: "For 5 minutes... could you not be yourself FOR FIVE MINUTES?"
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 25m
Aah the never ending brokenness of blsky I've had this account since August and blsky has been broken like a dozen times in that period Can this site work for five minutes
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 30m
Wait no this was supposed to be a gotcha wth
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 30m
@fairyelsie.bsky.social :)))))))))
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 34m
LMAO owned
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some of them are real golden hahha I can send them all to you as jpegs <3
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Birds and bees? Jorting??
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Fuller House: DJ Tanner & Max - Sleep Is For Losers
ALT: Fuller House: DJ Tanner & Max - Sleep Is For Losers
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ungodly hour for an unannounced visit
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love uni life I love uni life I love uni life I love uni life I love uni life I love uni life I love uni life I love uni life I love uni life I love uni life I love uni life I love uni life I love uni life
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was up until like 3am transcribing an interview and then went to bed but Diesel wanted to race around the apartment so he was on the bedroom door until my bf went to work at 6.30am. I managed to sleep until 8am when I forced myself up to finish the transcribing bc it was due at 10am
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You can't tell me what to do *speeds through a roundabout*
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gmornong!!!!
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цветя букет
ALT: цветя букет
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Charlie is her everyone bc she hates everyone else
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gmornong ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ hope ur day is filled with autumn leaves reflecting the sun 🍂
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why is this Aura/Gabriela coded
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bitch scares me to THIS DAY do not talk to me if the air outside suddenly gets cold or I see a shadow in the distance that just barely resembles her shape bc I WILL cry
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Hufsa Groke
ALT: Hufsa Groke
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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حضن بو
ALT: حضن بو
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bbboooooooooooooo
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Patricio Boo
ALT: Patricio Boo
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ur just too popular Next goal is 555
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's cinnamon bun day today and I have had NONE 😩😩😩 I did have 5 earlier this week, but that's beside the point. NONE. TODAY.
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That first period poo really makes me wish I didn't have a uterus
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Headache
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𖦹 🅢🅘🅝 𖦹 @duskydreamer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀ ⣰⣿⡟⢻⣿⡟⢻⣧ ⣰⣿⣿⣇⣸⣿⣇⣸⣿ ⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿ ⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣼⣿⣿⠇ ⢿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠿⠿⠋⠙⢿⣿⡿⠁⠀
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So NOW you want to cuddle, when it's 9 am and I'm about to get up Rat bastard, love you lot's.
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Am I capable?💃 cooking: unfortunately whistle: in and out bby draw: somewhat paint: idk swim: ye english: lol sure dance: god no sing: eeh I like to but it's not well drive: yes gifting: barely write: at times I manage to produce masterpieces :] guitar: nah speaking: as long as ppl don't interrupt
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hate PostNord all you want but at least they make delivery easy
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Luckily my bfs brother is friends with an ex neighbour who still lives at my old address so he can get the package for me BUT DEAR GOD this seevice has been HORRIBLE
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They were just doing their job BUT DEAR FUCKING GOD Airmee can go SUCK ARSE BALLS
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AND THEN THE FUCKING DRIVER JUST DELIVERED IT ANYWAY UNDER THE MAILBOXES ON THE GROUND FLOOR, EVEN IF MY NAME IS NOWHERE ON THEM
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HOWEVER they like.... got it and then immediately started the delivery. So I hurried to their chat and they said after a ticket is started it can take up to 2 days to get an answer HELLO??????
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Update on this: after a lot of research the company referred to the deliver company for delivering questions. But when I went to contact the delivery service their ai (bc it's impossible to not speak to a clanker these days) said they couldn't help until they got the package in their hands
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Except for nausea on and off it's actually not that bad!! Accidentally took a 2 hour nap, but since it's the weekend it's ok 😌
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hopefully you can rest a bit and then play soon!!!
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me with anything ever
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anyway here's a pic of the good boy who didn't even look their way as they zoomed past us
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ofc I would never do such a thing bc even if teenage boys are one of the worst groups I know I also know how to be respectful. But the urge was there
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some teenage boys drove past on an electric scooter when I was out with Balto and one of them shouted in panic "it's a dog!! There's a dog!!! I hate dogs, go go go go!!!!" The urge to let go of the lead was high
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didnt know Australia could get those :0
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Crushed It: Man Says YES
ALT: Crushed It: Man Says YES
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wanna be besties everywher!!! :0
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*steals the frog*
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Otgw Otgw Scenery
Alt: Otgw greg running away with a frog and teapot on his head
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's been doing this for WEEKS shall I mention. He used to hate closed doors always and would bite/claw on them (rip the cupboard doors in the last place 💔) but now he's focused on them only between 3-6am, fucking rat
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes I am vague posting about my cat bc he's an asshole that just won't fucking let us sleep the last few hours
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine hating closed doors but only between 3-6am when everyone is sleeping and if ANY door is closed you gotta be there and try to claw your way in No Matter What
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thanks man :) nive to meet you too!
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strawb dr. pepper🍓 @stawbdrpepper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
⋆˚꩜。 𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔬𝔰𝔨𝔶 ⋆˙⟡ ☆ she/her, happily taken, chronically ill, black cat mom (2x) ☆ chronically ill: autoimmune, chronic pain, dysautonomia ☆ journaling, planners, stationary supplies ☆ cp: dbd, fom, minecraft ☆ cw: greys, house MD ☆ cr: empire of storms ♡/⟳ appreciated <33
Chucky and Tiffany (in doll form) smoking a joint.
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🔪 ghostii myers 🎃 @the-apparitionn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
★・。・🕷️・。・★ ⭑°•🦇october #promosky ↴ ☆ ༄ sleep token, MIW, etc。 ° ☆ 🍬 。 ° ༄ horror, halloween, true crime, late nights🕯️ ★・。 rainy days, cozy/cute, fall🎃 •° 〰 quilting, arts n crafts, gaming, reading .° 🍂 → reposts n <3’s appreciated !! (18+) 🪦
halloween banner with various pumpkins and a black cat
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Any mention of OF on ur profile and I will block ur ass so fast
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Jen @snakeybabe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#promosky General interests: 💐 games 💐 books 💐 poetry I don't do much, but I can guarantee: 🍂 threads of yapping (sometimes quite long) 🍂 everyday thoughts 🍂 everyday problems 🍂 pics of my pets DNI: 🚫 AI 🚫 minors 🚫 assholes 🚫 drama queens
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