iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Baffled why tattoo artists call a full leg of tattoos a leg sleeve when it would be way funnier to call it a pant leg.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

One of the things I love about escalators is that even when they are broken they can fulfill their purpose. Goals.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Ok, the Pillsbury Doughboy wants you to poke his belly but that is against safe food handling since he’s made of raw dough and maybe I shouldn’t have had that third Diet Coke.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

There is nothing like the electric hum of a flowering tree covered in industrious little bees.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

I know they need it so that they can signal to people that they’re there, but the noise that electric vehicles make sounds like damned souls, moaning in harmony, haunting the streets.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Rob Zombie is just a spooky Dr. Seuss, isn’t he?

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I am singing Eye of the Tiger to Winnie because she is the best kitty and loves singing. She’s purring so hard she’s going to vibrate into another dimension…I hope she takes me with her.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Why is it most grownups are so SERIOUS?! Like, this is all made up and you are here choosing to pretend the world isn’t full of fucking magic? That’s the real blasphemy.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

I just set up automagic ticketing emails triggered by state changes in Asana and now I am just waiting like a gremlin for someone to fall into my trap (report a change request) so I can pounce (update the website)

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Someone at work said there was an apple loaf in the kitchen and I misheard it as apple oaf and I am now very disappointed. No new cryptid has dropped.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

DST Jet lag got you down? Try staring into the abyss, maybe flirt a bit, and eventually convince it to take you down with it.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Work continues to be both work and fun.

A laminated sign on a black vinyl covered board talking about the prototyping process for new signs at Chabot

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

The best part of having these two is when they decide they are best friends.

Two tabby cats sleeping on an orange velvet comforter with their foreheads smashed into each other.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

My mom is the Christmas person in the family and I am definitely the grinchiest of grinches with absolutely no exception but two: The Muppets Family Christmas and Emmet Otter That’s some festive af nonsense and I am here for it every year.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

There’s pickle cotton candy and I am now imagining an AU Ian Malcolm cautioning a jolly Hammond who in turn is welcoming everyone to Vlasic Park with a little gherkin in his rock candy topped cane.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

One of the many reasons I love my job.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Back on my bullshit, which of course requires E-6000 and googly eyes.

Pink and white hat monster with too many eyes and maybe indigestion.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 10/07/2024

Every veterinary clinic ever: ok for a logo we need something that shows we treat all animals. Oh! How about a dog, but a dog that’s swallowed a cat that may have also swallowed a bird! Also every veterinary clinic ever: but make the font FANCY.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 15/06/2024

If I was a mob boss, I wouldn’t use my power to make my underlings kiss my ring, but I would use it to make them kiss my forehead. It’s probably one of the many reasons I’m not a boss of any kind, let alone one for the mob. Also, maybe I should cut back on mob movies.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 28/12/2023

Everyone hates on nature’s second most perfect carnival food, but it is sweet, salty, and fun and you can dress it up (ask me about my bear and boar sausage, root beer battered corn dogs) or dress it down (yelling at your corn dog is how you show it who wears the clown pants in the family)

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 22/12/2023

My family motto is “snacks before mayhem”

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 11/12/2023

Things I thought would be a bigger problem when I was younger: quicksand, soufflés falling, and I just remembered fruitcake

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 25/11/2023

Mine is a lifestyle devoted to both solid aggregates of one or more minerals AND moving along a surface by revolving or turning over and over.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

We have an annular eclipse today and it’s accompanying cloud cover. A minor inconvenience that feels quaint and nostalgic next to all of our current horrors.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

I love bugs, they are just weird little kittens with too many legs and their bones on the outside.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 25/09/2023

Etsy: do you want 100 trinkets? Me: I’m good. Etsy: How about a crocheted yepyepyep monster? Me: nah, still good. Etsy: what about a realistic palomino headed hobby horse? Me: … a what? Etsy: IT’S ON SALE! Low key want it tho…kinda goes with my mid-century toddler aesthetic.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 23/09/2023

When you mis-hear the show you are watching and consider that being abducted by a Romanticore probably wouldn't be as bad as long as they don't have as many teeth as their cousins.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

My favourite thing about project management and video editing is looking at that timeline view. Creating order out of chaos is a powerful feeling even if it is only an illusion.

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Snakesforhair @snakesforhair.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

In the same vein as quicksand being less of and issue than tv wanted me to believe, it turns out jumping beans are just as disappointing…more like wiggle beans if you ask me.

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