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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 22/08/2026
kaethe 2.0 acquired??? picked up a prefab from @zeroremnants.bsky.social that is the same vibe as my old bobcat sona! different design but same energy
fursuit head of a bobcat with a golden tongue and golden inner ears
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 21/08/2026
it begins #megaplex
furry sticker on a water bottle
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 10/07/2026
summer of organic code begins
intro to zig textbook by pedro duarte faria
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 30/06/2026
yeah……. 😔
ai compass quiz, i got “the org chart survivor”
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 10/04/2026
i have zero recollection of this draft
than
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 10/04/2026
work has cool art on the stairs
roadrunner stencil in a stairwell
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 09/03/2026
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME DONALD KNUTH HAD A FURSONA
the TeX lion
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 22/01/2026
yeah ok
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 21/01/2026
the entire ad copy is AI generated slop
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 21/01/2026
oh my fucking god
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 19/01/2026
a tetherball ripped from the post is the most apt description of leaving a furry convention i can think of
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 18/01/2026
is this a muttmonster i see???? @itsclammy.bsky.social
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 16/01/2026
drying off in the headless lounge then gonna wander the con floor a bit longer. come say hi!!
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 15/01/2026
hello old friend
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 15/01/2026
clearly only one of these three is happy with their choice of dependent
“carry your X in the event of an emergency” graphic, with a person holding an infant, a person jolding a lap child, and a person holding a service animal or pet. 

only the person holding their dog is smiling
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 14/01/2026
can’t believe its been eleven fucking years since i last went to this convention
FC 2015 badge with my badge name of Ricky Nomero
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 09/01/2026
it is with extreme displeasure that i announce this product is good
minions body wash that smells/feels really good :(
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 17/12/2025
spiritually, i am here
shark bite internet cable
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 29/11/2025
saaame. most days i just wanna be like this:
a dog splooting
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 23/11/2025
what’s wrong, honey? you’ve barely touched your H-E-B Birthday Cake Cheese Ball
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 24/09/2025
when i hear a weird thing meow
cat staring intently
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 11/09/2025
stolen from @ferrethandjobs.com who probably stole it from someone else
twitter screenshot of someone asking for the two lions fucking in the cockpit of the first plane to strike the twin towers on 9/11 falsely believing it has a self driving mod
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 07/09/2025
here have this
burning bidoof "im dying squirtle" meme
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 14/08/2025
glow in the dark bad dragon dildo
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 08/08/2025
lol
a screenshot of a chat with ChatGPT5.

Prompt: "How many times does the letter t appear in terrestrial?

ChatGPT: "The letter t appears **three** times in "terrestrial."
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 09/07/2025
the "im dying squirtle" panel from that "bidoof is on fire" comic
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 26/06/2025
saw a bunch of taxidermy critters at a museum yesterday and thought of @indisaurus.bsky.social
coyote taxidermya bunch of taxidermy critterstaxidermy raccoona fucked up taxidermy otter
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 03/06/2025
😏
Breed & Co.
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 01/06/2025
posted a picture of my new mouse in the group chat and the first response i got was “why does it look like a knot” 😭
an ergonomic mouse. it does kinda look like a dog knot i guess
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 23/05/2025
chat are we doomed
skibidi toilet gacha toys
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 17/05/2025
it’s time
photo of the kolache factory door
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 16/05/2025
weed themed sub shop!!!
i got some subs from cheba hut with my future husbans and they look pretty dank ngl
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 23/04/2025
UDP vs TCP diagrams but about dick pics
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 15/04/2025
gimme sum of that dick bruna
a bunny with a cupcake or smth and the words “dick bruna”
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 14/04/2025
the things i’ve seen…
engineering guy youtuber overlaid with a carbon chain
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 27/01/2025
why does seatac airport have a gamer bar
sky gamerz, a gamer bar at the seattle airport
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 27/01/2025
i have made it
pint from vulpine taproom, the furry pub
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 14/01/2025
at this point i just have it enabled for the meme value (cc @fernacen.vulpi.net )
notification from bluesky with apple intelligence summary: “Fernacen needs one more hashtag for reach; hashtags are the opiate of the masses.”
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 11/01/2025
(just engaged, not married yet, but w/e)
the "rachel and i are no longer dating" "thats' a horrible way of telling people we're married" twitter post but swapped with my fiancee and i
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 12/12/2024
genmoji are soooo bad lmao 😭😭😭 what’s with that extra nose hole? what’s up with those pockets or that tie? WHAT HAPPENED TO ITS FOOT???????
a mediocre generative AI image of a gazelle in a white jacket standing in i guess a jungle, made with apple’s new image generator model
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 10/12/2024
listen here, twink.
peach and her little twink
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 08/12/2024
starfox for the snes dialgoue box from falco with the text "PLEASE CUM IN MY HOLE, FOX!!"
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 08/12/2024
animal crossing speech bubble from Tom Nook:
"You're going to pay me what you owe me, or you're going to lick my fat tanuki balls."
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 08/12/2024
"skibidi gyatt" in the undertale font. the hole in D and A are hearts
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 17/11/2024
$550 for the starter pack! an extra $50 if you want the collar and leash combo, $25 for a "Good Boy" T-Shirt, $25 for the "PUPPY" pride snapback, $75 for the matching harness (gotta make sure you're the right color pup! imagine if you decide to change colors...) over $700 *before* hitting the club
a screenshot of mr s leather's website for the pup play section:
TOP PICKS IN PUPPY PARK
a photo of a red neoprene pup hood with black markings and trim, the text "Neoprene Puppy Hood: Build Your Own" and a price of $119.95. it has 5/5 stars.
a photo of a black and blue pup hood with an open mouth and a red tongue, with the text "Neo WOOF! Head Harness - Aqua" and a price of $119.95. it has 5/5 stars.
a photo of leather pup play mitts, with the text "Leather Padded K9 Mitts - Grey" and a price of $239.95. it has 4/5 stars. 
a photo of a leather belt strap with a silicone puppy tail attached, with the text "Puppy Tail Holster" and a price of $89.95. it has 4.5/5 stars.
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 27/09/2024
i think someone got a letter from the FDA saying "you can't say that". replacing it with a definition is a nice touch
photo of the back of a muesli bag that has. weirdly placed sticker on it covering something. the text on the sticker says:
"Ancient Grain 

A tasty grain that's been around for 4,000 years"the sticker peeled off to reveal part of the original label that says:
"Nutritious
Good source of fiber, protein, and iron."
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 22/09/2024
feels like a homecoming. first furry con in like.... 10 years? #FC2025
Dear,
We are happy to inform you that your payment to Further Confusion 2025 was received for the following order. Should you wish to upgrade your attendance, you can select a new attendance level and pay the difference.Volunteering: Select "Volunteer Application" from the sidebar on the registration website. If your personal details change, you can edit them through the registration website until the convention.
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 13/09/2024
wtf
"FUCK FUCK/FUCK FUCK" etc
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 13/09/2024
sorry for photo of screen (work laptop was closest and fuck logging in to bsky on there) but.... lol
github openid config file. starts out normally then all of a sudden it becomes nothing but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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0xHISS @snake-and-bake.com · 13/09/2024
me rn
the photo of that cobra protecting the puppies
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