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@snafu.phd
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Pretty Good at Really Bad. Unoriginal Wit. Post Enjoyer. My Pronouns are ██/██ please do not refer to me

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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 23/09/2026
Karl Urban is an asshole Cop. Michael Ealy is his new partner, a next generation Robot who is kind and empathetic. Together, they are
Promotional material for Karl Urban and Michael Ealy in the tv show Almost Human
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 23/09/2026
"The same thing we do every day, Pinky."
Strange women lying ponds distributing swords
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 02/09/2026
you ever work with a group of assholes for whom none where particularly enjoyable? This show always read tragedy to me.
Cast photo of The Office, American version
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September.
propaganda poster for the 4 20 69 Workweek: 4 Days, 20 Hours, $69/hr Minimum wage
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 23/08/2026
"I mean, you were always trying to be a good man. Not everybody does. Thank you. It's nice not having to worry about being on the right team."
Wes Chatham as Amos Burton in The Expanse
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 01/08/2026
Quote with a ridiculous movie you think people should watch. "But what if you could Surf? the ability is within you, Bro."
poster art for Surf Ninjas. 3 youths ride a surf board with sharp weapons over Leslie Nelson's head
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 29/06/2026
RETVRN
Movie poster for Baz Luhrmann's William Shakespeare's Romeo+ Juliet, in which Leonardo Dicaprio and Claire Danes kiss while everyone points guns at each other
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 24/06/2026
Jesus in Saint Young Men, a manga about Jesus living with Buddha
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 22/06/2026
"BARBIE DON'T SCREW"
Apocalypse now Charlie Don't Surf guy half naked, contemplating the waves while his men contemplate him
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 28/04/2026
None of you are free from Sin
Screenshot of Vocabulary.com, stating "an ejaculation is either the discharge of semen that happens when a man has an orgasm or a sudden verbal outburst like "Hey!"
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 27/04/2026
"Pay Attention Felix DeSouza; I atomized a major drug syndicate to be here this morning. And NOW I'M STUCK, IN LIVER-FUCKING-FOOL, WITH YOU. AND IF I ASK YOU TO SELL YOUR CAR TO HELP ME, YOU WILL SELL YOUR GODDAMN CAR." Formula 51 slaps
Sam Jackson with cornrows, a golf bag, and a kilt, standing next to Robert Carlyle in a Liverpool soccer jersey and jacket, in promo material for Formula 51 a.k.a The 51st State
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 03/04/2026
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.
a far side comic, depicting hell. in the forground, a man whistles while he works, while in the background, one devil says to another, "we're just not getting through to that guy"
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 22/03/2026
fate conspired such that I viewed this film 12 times in theatres the summer it aired, before I stopped counting.
promotional image for Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, depicting a young boy standing near a sand stone wall. his shadow on the wall, is in the silhouette of Darth Vader
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 17/03/2026
a fungal zombie from the Last of us, who looks like their head is split open
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 12/03/2026
The Chef?
Jim Downey on the Team Coco Podcast, asking if it's someone he knows
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 07/03/2026
"God hates me, that's what it is." "Hate him back. It works for me!"
Poster for Lethal Weapon (1987), staring Mel Gibson and Danny Glover. It is a mostly gray with a tight close-up on stars' faces, Mel Gibson staring down the camera with Danny Glover in profile, holding a revolver that is slightly out of frame.
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 02/03/2026
Sort of a stretch, but ACAB unfortunately includes my boy. Man, those aliens showed up just in time to make everyone forget that Spartans were just supposed to assassinate other humans.
Spartan John-117  Master Chief
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 18/02/2026
Lenin Drinking Tea and reading your posts
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 21/12/2025
"It's a Teacup. I'm going to kill you with my Teacup."
Vin Diesel in The Chronicles of Riddick, taking a sip from a metal teacup
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 15/12/2025
me when it happens
Space Ghost, sipping from a green coffee mug
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 09/12/2025
The cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about:
Promo material for Almost Human, featuring Karl Urban and Michael Ealy.  "A Bromantic Blade Runner" reads a prominent review
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 08/12/2025
Ronin is so good and low key.
Sean Bean: "You every kill anybody?"
Robert DeNiro: "I hurt somebody's feelings once."
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 04/12/2025
Love the smell of engagement in the morning
Arrested Development but it might work for us meme
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 11/11/2025
Weep ye mighty
Joyce Carol Oates on Twitter.
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 10/11/2025
Zohran sign: "My own Theme Park with Blackjack and Hookers"
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 29/10/2025
Armored Core: Master of Arena
Playstation 1 boxart for Armored Core: Master of Arena. A steel grey mech swings a blue beam saber as a red mech fires a beam of energy at it
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 23/10/2025
gj hi5
Congrats on the Sex cake meme from The Lonely Island's I just had Sex Video
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 05/10/2025
Harris ford in Blade Runner, sitting in front of the Human or Robot test kit with a giant closeup of a green eye behind him
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 04/10/2025
Life is just finding out where everyone has drawn this line.
A scene from Children of Men. Two men stand in front of a window, one saying to the other "I just don't think about it". visible through the window, is a giant floating balloon shaped like a pig.
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 30/09/2025
Despite Antonio Banderas playing an Arabic man, slaps harder than it has any right to
Promotional poster for The 13th Warrior. A viking long boat is framed by a setting sun, which has Antonio Banderas smoldering eye, gazing out and off frame
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 29/09/2025
So you'd definitely buy that for a dollar
The guy from the Robocop "I'd buy that for a dollar" ad, looking unhinged
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 23/09/2025
a picture of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, but it has been poorly blotted into one large triangle that reads "blood"
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 18/09/2025
Thanos: "You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me."
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 18/09/2025
Adetokumoh McCormack as Isaac Castlevania
A shoot from the Castlevania Netflix show. Isaac, a young, bald, dark skinned man in a cloak. behind him are an assortment of Night Creatures, standing at his command. He is saying, "It's because you're all so fucking rude", before snapping his fingers for the Night Creatures to attack.
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 14/09/2025
Promo Material for Surf Ninjas
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 12/09/2025
BROTHER WHEN I TELL YOU YOU'VE SEEN THIS MEME
A picture of an explosion with random people flying out of it, and a helldiver staring at you, with the text, "Nice Argument, Unfortunately 500Kg Missile Icon Up Right Down Down Down"
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 09/09/2025
Fuck that copypasta, the best Super Normal: VF-1S Super Valkyrie My Beloved
A graphic depicting the VF-1S Super Valkyrie from Super Dimensional Fortress Macross. It has 3 forms; in the lower right, a Jet fighter with gun/booster pods on its' back, upper, a "gerwalk" half jet half robot mode, and finally humanoid "battloid" mode on the left. All three mods have extra armor pods and missile launcher mounts.
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 08/09/2025
more like "haven't wanted to pick that fight" yet
Miles Tails Prower looking into a coffee cup saying "why did you shit in this?" the response from off-panel is, "For Flavour"
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 04/09/2025
Y'know, my wife ain't left me either, can we get some Ws in the chat?
Gerald "Slink" Johnson as Jesus, with a goatee, long hair, and a "crown" of leather wrapped around his forehead, as Jesus, in the TV show Black Jesus, smiling
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 01/09/2025
Touching Grass was never enough I need Free Palestine
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 31/08/2025
Lord Humongous, in all his steel masked, bondage geared glory
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 31/08/2025
florks of cows comic snippet saying "that's def going in the spank bank tank"
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 18/08/2025
A picture of the "Absolutely Disgusting" News Image meme, but it has been edited with Lil B The Based God, and the chryon reads "Absolutely Based"
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 14/08/2025
What is madness?
a screenshot of a follower count reading 173.5K following
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 11/08/2025
A picture of Palestinian Poet Najwan Darwish's "Who Remembers the Armenians?":

I remember them
and I ride the nightmare bus with them
each night
and my coffee, this morning
I'm drinking it with them

You, murderer -
Who remembers you?
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 10/08/2025
Spongebob with a rainbow between his hands and the text says Believe in Yourself
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 07/08/2025
If you see this, quote this post with a title screen that's iconic to you
The Halo 3:ODST title screen, which features the player character, The Rookie, reclining against a wall with a holographic tactical display in the background.
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 01/08/2025
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August.
A picture of Ezma and Krunk from the Emperor's New Groove, Krunk saying "I made the Banana Nut in Your Muffin" and Ezma staring at a muffin and saying "How?"
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 20/07/2025
maybe not his best work, but I am a big fan of Desperado
Steve Buscemi in a blue denim shirt with a red ascot, leaning over a bar and a beer in the opening scene of Desperado (1995), ready to tell you a story about the biggest Mexican you've ever seen
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Posts Connoisseur @snafu.phd · 18/05/2025
For yuor hell
Screenshot of DJT on twitter pimiping truth social, with an image that says "all roads lead to Obama", with Trump and Obama starting at each other, and the bottom has been replaced with "the Peggle fandom is Dying, Repost if you love pegging" meme
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