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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5)

@snackyd.bsky.social
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The banner feels like life...which hurts. A lover of books, a laugher at life. Only way to survive. I follow the Portland Timbers (#rctid) and #MLS, generally, and I swear the #music stuff is coming. Thinking this time...

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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 7h
The reviews have me on the edge of my seat in a minimum of four different ways.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 7h
If you have never watched the movie “Cocktail” give it a watch. Like “Say Anything” (and “Valley Girl” and, I’m told, “About Last Night” and so many others from that era), it held up a vision of courting that sent men of that era down a real fucking dumb path.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 8h
The sprint season following so soon has me anxious, I think, clock’s ticking, etc. You’re not wrong re Phil, but hoped to see something new from Marti, thought I did for a bit, but it fizzled. It’s like they’re holding their breath. Izoita has my attention, just waiting on the mechanics to click.
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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 13h
Fancy Words Necessary for Workplace Survival - Volume One! Ultracrepidarian (noun) A sycophant; a fawning flatterer; a brown-nosing lickspittle; a suck-up.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 13h
There are a surprising number of references to spooning in mainstream pop songs from the 1920s, 30s, and 40s. Making love made a surprisingly early appearance, honestly.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 14h
Take still photos of these meetings to maintain a picture of the people we should shun as a matter of course and prosecute where possible.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 14h
If the price fans pay for near-term wins is watching more of the same dreck, I’m left wondering how much I actually want those near-terms wins versus getting a jump on laying a new foundation. Quietly obsessing over the sprint season…
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 16h
Working through this both emotionally and on the content side.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 16h
Recalling that I’ll be missing 2/3 of what it is likely to pass for the pivotal moment of the Portland Timbers 2026 when I miss the Galaxy on the road and Colorado at home. If the Timbers drop the other 1/3 -away at SKC this weekend - …I mean, is it still even pivotal? #rctid
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 18h
People will always reach for media that suits their political leanings - God knows I do - and those will inevitably bend coverage and framing toward those biases, but I don’t know how one consumes “news” that actually *requires* a layer of conspiracy to make it conform to observed reality.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 18h
When the state controls media, you get what you get - and it’s bizarre to see Americans embrace that model by handing wealthy, self-interested freaks create behemoths thru mergers on both sides of that deal - but Americans still have options and they voluntarily tune into sources that lie to them!
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 18h
The weirdest thing about propaganda outlets like Real America’s Network or OANN, or even FOX News, is that people choose to watch and receive bullshit/terrible information. What Wright’s saying here is fucking ridiculous, but millions of Americans find this crap on the dial and settle in.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 22h
The dreams last night were intense, even cinematic, the stakes hig, my role in them pivotal. I also slept well and peacefully enough that they’re locked in the fantasyland of my subconscious. This is a trade off I’m willing to make. Good morning. #Musicsky m.youtube.com/watch?v=V2Pk...
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Once Again (Here To Kick One For You)
YouTube video by Handsome Boy Modeling School - Topic
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And, to be fair to the criticism of the book (which, to my mind, the author's do address throughout), America's id isn't exclusively rural. Versions of it manifested when Martin Luther King Jr. pushed the open housing movement in Chicago or in (not just) Boston's high-profile backlash to busing.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You don't have to like that reality and, as I see it, every American will be better off when society writ large at last (or again) refuses to accept it (pretty much what allowed Democrats to finally pass Civil Rights legislation). MAGA is America's "rural" id reasserting control.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"By that [the authors] mean that both major parties too often have to please, or at least pacify, rural whites if they entertained any hope of building and sustaining their governing agenda." aka, why things go to shit when that voting bloc seizes full control of one of the two political parties.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Since the rise of Jacksonian democracy...rural whites have enjoyed what [Paul Waldman and Tom Schaller] call 'essential minority' status because they have been able to extract concessions from state and especially the national government that no other group of citizens their size possibly could."
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Borrowing a little framing from "White Rural Rage" before it goes back to the library tomorrow. As people who want to know know, the construction of the Senate (more), the Electoral College (less), and *intense* gerrymandering give rural Americans outsized leverage in America's political system.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Damn you, Jennings, for leaving around all this infernal temptation.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just wrapped the highlights for Chicago v Vancouver (jonesin’) and it’s worth the time, fwiw. Chicago lit that shit up tonight. The second and third goals? 🤌 Unsung heroes are fun, and Haile Selassie has quietly been great for, like, six match days. #MLS (P.S. I have another concept!)
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Flooding the zone with shit is a strategy for producing a shitty country.” - John Murdock, former attorney at the Department of the Interior Tidy and tragically correct on multiple levels. ($ site) newrepublic.com/post/216281/...
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Federal Lawyer Quits, Warns Trump Admin Is Creating “a Shitty Country”
A veteran lawyer at the Department of Interior submitted a resignation letter warning about the complete “assault on the rule of law.”
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I dreamt my wife beat me at trivia then disappeared. I thought with another man, but wasn’t sure, not even in the dream. Included the line, “I’m not an anti-Semite, I just don’t like her.” No one in the dream was Jewish.🤷‍♂️ Good morning. #Musicsky m.youtube.com/watch?v=EG_4...
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WESLEY GONZALEZ - Greater Expectations (with Rose Elinor Dougall)
YouTube video by WesleyGonzalezVEVO
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Two Trimet drivers on different trains waved at me tonight as they rolled by on their way to their next stations. Felt like a VIP. Good night. #Musicsky m.youtube.com/watch?v=QFoB...
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The Drifters "Save the Last Dance for Me"
YouTube video by catman916
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of my heroes.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The track record is definitely whelming.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That habit of mind clashes with opposing takes of treating certain things as if they’re baked in for all eternity. Political alignments can change, states can turn from red to blue. Honest! I mostly hope it doesn’t take a shock to the system to get there…but that feels like what we’re living thru.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A weird quirk about social media, and probaly 21st-century media writ large, is the habit of making confident extrapolations based on singular events that could break in countless different ways and for a multiplicity of reasons. History moves glacially as it happens, but it’s really unpredictable!
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Trad X influencer 'Zoomer Alcibiades' complained that the scruffy sculptors were benefiting from lower expectations than liberal artists, which inspired Republicans to 'clap like trained seals' for even mediocre art as long as it’s conservative-coded." In their heartless hearts, they know...
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"After getting their start making statues of historic figures like Napoleon, Marcus Aurelius, and Jordan Peterson, as Mother Jones reports, the sculptors have moved on to spending $1 million to celebrate Musk. Yet their attempt to bring back classical art is falling flat." Yes, Jordan Peterson...
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"The statue—which was actually built ten miles outside of town, and doesn’t appear to have Musk’s official endorsement—is the creation of 'Atelier Missor,' a group of anti-woke French sculptors who dress in white shirts and suspenders like they’re in the Belle Époque." (This is an Elon tribute.)
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Quick article about the filming of the Daily Wire's pro-ICE propaganda snuff film working overtime to alienate a Montana town (hysterical, gross and depressing, like all things Daily Wire), but there's a quirky nugget not in the post... ($ site, probs?) www.thebulwark.com/p/small-mont...
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A Small Montana Town Tells Ben Shapiro to F*ck Off
The Daily Wire wanted a backdrop to film an Antifa siege. The filmmakers got a revolt over their own behavior.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Amen. Start sticking up for cities, Democrats! Republicans sure as hell never will. They do a lot of cleaning up for the the rest of the country and do most of the lifting on revenues, so a little respect would be good!
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And Helen Forrest. And Robert Eberle. And Ruth Etting. I should probably feel weirder about those.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lord help me, I can pick out Harry Connick, Jr.’s voice.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Grinding through a volume of Tin Pan Alley tunes, sometimes I get vaudeville. Think Milton Berle wrote this one and the dated humor shows it. #Musicsky m.youtube.com/watch?v=t1BA...
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Sam You Made the Pants Too Long
YouTube video by Allan Sherman - Topic
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay. And if your dictator isn’t benevolent? And who makes that call besides the dictator?
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The tightness at the middle outside of my left foot tells you how creative and specific your body can be when it decides to turn on you. Good morning. #Musicsky m.youtube.com/watch?v=4AAj...
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The Nude Party - "Cure Is You" [Audio Only]
YouTube video by The Nude Party
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good night. 🫡 #Musicsky m.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSK...
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Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence (Official Video)
YouTube video by DepecheModeVEVO
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No. 1 & 2 probably get closest to what voters who don’t know what they want are doing: they’re just changing the channel, hoping for something better that they can safely ignore. The idea of No. 3 is something they saw in a movie once.
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Drewcifer Rising 🎃😈 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've said it before and I'll post it again: we should embrace and deify TREMORS as much as we do JAWS.
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'Tremors' Kicked Off the 1990s With the Decade's Own 'Jaws' [We Love '90s Horror]
The ‘90s often get a bad rap with horror fans. After the numerous successful slashers and creature effects films of the ’80s, the ‘90s offered a different
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tangentially related, America’s two-party system features one party that excels at campaigning and sucks at governing, while the other sucks at campaigning and governs competently and cautiously, i.e., with neither belief nor inspiration. Helluva pickle.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Among those who should be first in line: Pete Hegseth, Todd Blanche, RFK Jr., *Russell Vought*, Brooke Rollins, Kash Patel, Brendan Carr, Doug Burgum, Howard Lutnick, and Bill Pulte.” I stopped at Russell Vought. Put a face on all the cuts. ($ site) newrepublic.com/article/2161...
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The Long and Extremely Urgent To-Do List if Democrats Take the House
If House Democrats don’t use every tool at their disposal to name names, kick ass, and stop further destruction, there will be hell to pay with the base.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A lot of dreams about hiding things I shouldn’t have bought lately. I think three this week. Last night’s included this line: “You know what happens when a man fights a swimming pool. The pool wins pretty much everytime.” Good morning. #Musicsky m.youtube.com/watch?v=PbY3...
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I'm Beginning To See The Light (Remastered)
YouTube video by Bobby Darin - Topic
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A lot of seniors get lonely. This guy is a black hole.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2iXu... Easy peasy, and probably already done.
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Big Star - In the Street
YouTube video by ErrantFilmmaker
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Widow’s Bay, Widow’s Peak, Widow’s Walk. Let’s keep this going, do some spit-ballin’.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sharpening the point/argument/question on this: there are just two Timbers among the tables below, one of them (Kelsy) is no longer with the team and the other (Velde) appears exactly where you’d expect. Do the numbers show Portland’s attack is incoherent? #rctid
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“No good faith discussion is possible under the current regime of relentless and partisan dishonesty; no clear and public principles can be known when the real mainsprings of Republican thought are cloaked in the pretext of originalism.” A good essay about a bad Court.
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Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5) @snackyd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve running the lyrics of this song through my head as I lay half awake in bed since 5:30 trying to figure what in the early 1950s was going on. Good morning. #Musicsky m.youtube.com/watch?v=-PQq...
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P.S. I Love You
YouTube video by Billie Holiday - Topic
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