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Snack Sabre Jr.

@snacksabrejr.bsky.social
207 followers 178 following 1.7K posts

It’s me. A Malört Man. San Francisco 49ers. Washington Mystics. Baltimore Orioles. South Carolina Gamecocks. Saskatchewan Roughriders. NJPW. Tetsuya Naito is my spirit animal. He/Him/His.

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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 18h
I’m praying for you. You need it!
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nah, your boy took over and it ain’t the same! You know what you did over on that other site! Let’s keep it honest!
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Again… the lies you tell. I had to burn Twitter because it was a cesspool. I am nothing but a wholesome individual and you’re trying to slander my good name!
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Man, I wish I had all those Twitter receipts right now! The lies you tell!!!
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hahaha. No hexes here. I was expecting Minnesota to get to the Finals at the very least. Kinda bummer that the season ended like that! I wish your teams well… kinda. 🤞🏿
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m talking about the Niners playing at MetLife. I’ll spiral if someone gets hurt on that field!😭
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think so. The delusional fan in me says they win the Finals. Realistically, I think it’s Las Vegas or Minnesota’s to lose.
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Damn, you ain’t lying, but I’m more afraid of that shitty MetLife field. RIP Big Lik and J6! 🙏🏿
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Riders and O’s just gonna shit the bed, huh?! Cool.
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Big Strib will be aight!
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Damn. Really glad you enjoyed it!
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
😭😭😭
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ugh! Maybe next year! Hope you had a blast!
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Who are we?! #BangBangNinerGang
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
BANG BANG NINER GANG!!!
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
REAL SPORTS!!! Asshole! I’m HIGHKEY jealous! I forgot that was this weekend and definitely wanted to go!
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why the good people, man?!?!?!?!?!
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Shitty ass Sunday.
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A Riders win is a bright spot for today. Still can’t believe The Butcher is gone.
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Where is MY FRIEND, @starjunsolidus.bsky.social?!?!?! I hope he is happy and well! 🙂
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m sick. RIP The Butcher.
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I asked one question in the CFL subreddit and it’s been nothing, but kindness and hospitality. I appreciate that.
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Canadians are so fucking nice, man!!!
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Curved Toe Link @curvedtoelink.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
LLWS is awesome
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly. Got me in the feels, man. 🥹
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nah, you got me with the Lynx. I can’t root against Olivia. Might end up becoming one of my favorite players.
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Stop using Lord Steven Regal gifs! That’s my guy! 😭
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gotta think on this, but this definitely adds to your case!
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You gotta go for the gusto!!! Hahaha. I feel like it’s definitely something everyone should try at least once!
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Had to cut a best friend and a barber all in the same week. Life is going swimmingly! 🙃
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ok! Definitely using this! I’ll make sure I give you your credit! 😭
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I actually kinda like it.
static.klipy.com
Marge Simpson's Exasperated Facepalm
Alt: Marge Simpson expressing shame.
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
An official Malört bar in Baltimore. Who’d thunk it?! Shoutout to Todd Conner’s!
Me holding a shot of Malört next to a sign that says “Official Malört Bar.”
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It’s ok. Maybe next time! 😭
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Mystics and O’s won so all is not lost.
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Welp. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You might be bad luck actually!😭
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Riders looking like lemonbooty is about to strike. smh.
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I felt the sarcasm so I responded accordingly!
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Nah, I’m too lazy to produce fake content! 😭
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I want tuddies though!!!
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Saskatchewan brought in a kicker and I guess Alex Hale felt the pressure! 4/4 on the day!
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I gotta go look for receipts!
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I said thank you! 😭
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Don’t need it, but thank you! 😭
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
JOHNNY JOHNSON!!!
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I might have to see if I can’t dig up some old tweets. You’re trying to save face on this site!
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Not an ideal start for the Riders, but I hope the right the ship.
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You know deep down in your heart everything you did on that other site!!!
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Snack Sabre Jr. @snacksabrejr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You know good and damn well my account is gone! You know what you did though!
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