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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

You know why people who bend their will to Dump and all his bullshit are the worst? Cause that mf isn’t even a believable bully he’s a frail old man with Swiss cheese brain who regularly shits himself. Y’all are afraid of Mermaid Man fr

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

I think I might wanna just become a bot at this point . . . . . . “Is cheese a vegetable?🤔”

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

I would’ve failed miserably at twitter and that makes me feel mildly better about never having joined

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Don’t worry. We’ll always be watching.

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Do I love Canada? Yes, I do. Will I ever forgive them for Caillou. No, I will not.

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

This is a Nancy Mace hate account cause it’s my account and I hate her

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

I am susceptible to bad influence. Exhibit A: my fake teeth Exhibit B: these things

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

I have named my bidet Benny 🙂‍↕️

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

“I’ve wandered in from the wilds and witnessed the feral side of humanity”, she says after a crazy time down at the local Chili’s

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

He just wants to know why I do this to myself:

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

My stomach is making a lot of noises, and none of them are very promising

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I tried to make a video of me saying this, but I look crazy so you just have to read it for yourself:

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

I’m gonna show y’all my Lego stuff and you’re just gonna have to look at it! Look at it!!!!

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

I’d fuck Alfred Molina’s voice if I could

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Am I too lazy to get my eyebrows done, or am I just trying to emulate Luigi Mangione?

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Not good with keeping up with all the stuff all the time . . .

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

I’ve got bones, at least three I think.

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

I have so many questions. The foremost being: “What does a ‘galaxy’ taste like?”

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

My husband left The Big Light on in our room and walked out, sooooo anyone know a good divorce attorney?

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

My eyes are my favorite part of my body, but they also creep me out:

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

I had a fart just now that sounded an awful lot like a complaint, and I just really have to agree with my butt on this one

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Men rape women. Trans women are not men. If you try and argue with me by talking about “men getting into women’s spaces” I’m gonna assume your brain is just as full of shit as your unwashed ass. Your argument is stupid and I hate you.

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Happy International Women’s day to the women fight for other women everyday.

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Decent humans: “raping people is bad” Chodes: “have you considered not having holes?”

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

You’re browsing Pornhub, I’m browsing the Taco Bell app. We are not the same.

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Yo @governor.ca.gov you wanna explain this transphobic ass take? Cause I, a Californian, am deeply concerned about our governor making sweeping generalizations about one of the most vilified groups in our country. Not cool bro. Not cool

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

My daughter ran in from the outside while I was cooking dinner and announced she planted seeds!!!! And that my friends is the reason I spent 30mins vacuuming up gravel from the astroturf in our backyard 😐

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I thought it was: “As far as thee, I can see” for so long. Way longer than what’s acceptable for an intelligent person 😔

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

If you have a problem with me, get in line, behind me.

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Yelling “hot bitch shit!” Every time I fill my cart with Cadbury Eggs

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

I feel like Blippi lore should be that it’s just a silly demon that inhabits different goofy dudes

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I can make you miss me, without ever having met me:

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Fighting with someone who just likes hearing their own voice is so tiring, like baby, go to a parking garage for your echo cause mama ain’t got the time

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

“Don’t get mad get even” . . . I feel like I have the capacity for both

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Sorry about the lack of presence here I went to a con this weekend and was crazy busy, but I looked good which is all that matters really:

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SmuttySistersBookclub @smuttysistersbc.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

I need everyone to know the most beautiful woman who has ever existed just passed by me, and I shall never recover.

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