Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Some watery solution threw a crystallisation pattern at me! 010
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I was going to say a horsie and a duckie, but I changed my mind. 010
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 11/10/2026J. G. Ballard" I wrote my short story "The Intensive Care Unit" as a cautionary tale about the horrors of distancing technology and family alienation. AI Pimp: At last we have brought J. G. Ballard's classic short story "The Intensive Care Unit" into reality! 041
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 09/10/2026POINT OF ORDER! Luxon did not negotiate any coalition agreement. He delegated that task to underlings, so that he could claim credit in the event of success while blaming them if it went pear-shaped. Managerial skills! 000
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Look around and see the warning close at hand Already weeds are writing their scriptures in the sand 010
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I mean, when you really need a hard-to-fake Poverty Signal, "hiring a cheap shitty lawyer" is as good as any. 010
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"Your honour, if my clients really had the money they boast about, they would have hired a competent lawyer." 1141
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"I don't need a debate; my accomplishments speak for themselves." 010
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 06/10/2026[Jaw gapes impossibly wide; swallows whole live rat] 032
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have a professional interest in exotic undetectable toxins. 010
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Did someone mention the Nirvana Cabal?? eusa-riddled.blogspot.com/2015/06/nirv... eusa-riddled.blogspot.com/2017/03/nirv...eusa-riddled.blogspot.com'Nirvana Cabal'... Electrosynth-Klezmer band name, or next novel in the Laundry series?In my day, when we felt inspired to run a one-dimensional cellular automaton that would simulate how pigment cells switch on and off in the... 110
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It was a busy day at the retraction factory. 081
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They did it again! Does no-one take any pride in their work?? pubpeer.com/publications... 000
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Haven't seen this before. Lazy papermillers assembling the paid-for citation-spam part of their manuscript, & copy-pasting into the text their instructions to the LLM. Instructions to recycle the citation-spam wording from the previous manuscript on the assembly-line. pubpeer.com/publications... 182
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Using words when I don't know what they mean is fine as long as I can make you use them too. And don't forget, the Woke Liberals were going to make you police your language. 110
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids. 000
Reposted by Smut Clyde, X-Ray HaruspexPeer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you like the slop, please consider buying me a coffee! I am also active on PubPeer as Dendrographa conformis pubpeer.com/search?q=den... buymeacoffee.com/michal.wojcik 👮 (busted) 👮buymeacoffee.comMichal Wojcik is Anti-Slop Academic SleuthingI like DOIs that resolve properly and images that are not too sloppy. Passionate about metadata, sleuthing, and research integrity. 012
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Give him a straw and he can snort one, though. 150
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Find me in the index of 'Secret Power'! 000
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 23/09/2026'He “won” the Ohio primary as a gift from Trump' I think you misspelled 'purchase from Trump'. 010
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You would not believe how many booby-traps I have been caught in. 130
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Not everyone knows that Thulsa Doom and Aunt Ada Doom were second cousins. 030
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Nice hair. Do snakes have myths about evil Gorgons whose heads are covered with writhing masses of humans? 020
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026USA TV networks can afford to take a principled stand and collectively ignore White House press events now that no-one - not even the trumpiest Republicans - wants to watch the Fuckface-the-Clown Show. 110
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026And both Vanuatus. Seuthast Asia is so often forgotten. 120
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Easily-reprogrammable meatbag" is as true of the idol as of the worshippers. 010
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"Oncotarget: We're clearing up the crap almost as fast as we're adding to it!" 010
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's not my department, says Werner von Braun. 020
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 07/09/2026In another 3 years and 4 months it will be your LP Vinyl anniversary. 022
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 29/08/2026We sent your autistic relative to live on a lovely farm in the country. 000
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"give parents some piece of mind.” Something something lobotomy. 010
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 23/08/2026@peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social Maybe *you* can remember, so far back in the mists of time before last Tuesday 110
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I am assuming from the characters' names that the original Preservation families are imagined as coming from the South Asian subcontinent. 111
Reposted by Smut Clyde, X-Ray HaruspexDorothy Bishop @deevybee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i thought I recognised that name. One of the network of Frye associates on J Personalised Medicine. pubpeer.com/publications... 😕pubpeer.comPubPeer - Age-Related Changes in Epilepsy Characteristics and Response...There are comments on PubPeer for publication: Age-Related Changes in Epilepsy Characteristics and Response to Antiepileptic Treatment in Autism Spectrum Disorders (2023) 062
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Returning from the US to the UK hardly requires lengthy explanations... 000
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Our toys are out of the cot; Let's blame someone else for flinging them! 000
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I for one await the Bollywood musical remake. 120
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If I understand correctly, this is the accepted version with author changes to address any concerns that Were Raised. Also adding bogus spammy references [26]-[35]. 010
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 13/08/2026"Are we ready for machine written history?" Anyone acquainted with E. M. Forster is totally prepared for it. 010
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 13/08/2026There's trouble at t'papermill! www.nature.com/articles/s41... 5166
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I am not a Healthcare Professional but I am reading the retraction notices at Biomed Research International and THE MAN CAN'T STOP ME 190
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 12/08/2026She who points at the eclipse may find that the eclipse is also pointing back at her. 120
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex @smutclyde.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Don't forget that Nick is in Spain, hence the +34 prefix on the incoming call number, 220
