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Boris Smus

@smus.com
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Free of metaphor and myth, he grinds a stubborn crystal: the infinite map of the One who is all His stars. smus.com

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Boris Smus @smus.com · 28/08/2026
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 11/07/2026
should i pick east or west germany? hard to say since im in berlin. accompanied by www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2ky...
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 20/05/2026
New on invention.cards: Stories are branches inside the full tech tree — follow a curated chain of discoveries without losing the surrounding context. Plus 1,500 new era-styled images and a mobile swipe UI. smus.com/invention-ca...
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 26/02/2026
Introducing Alloy, a local-first AI workbench app for macOS. • Own your history & memory: plain text files you control. • Orchestrate: parallel agents, swap models mid-thread. • Flow: riff to co-create with an AI & triggers as proactive monitors. No lock-in, BYO-keys. smus.com/alloy-local-...
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 11/02/2026
my little agent orchestrator is growing up. just playing around with some names now. wdyt?
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 06/02/2026
updated for 2026
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 24/12/2025
Built a NetHack-style roguelike and got an LLM to play it. LLMs are terrible at parsing ASCII maps. Solved it by converting FOV to explicit directions — "NEW: N, E" vs "VISITED: S" vs "BLOCKED: W". Once it knows what's novel vs explored, it actually navigates.
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 31/10/2025
typography revealed
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 12/10/2025
the question practically answers itself
What is intelligence? It’s all chicken salad.
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 30/09/2025
America against America by Wang Huning, 1991
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 13/09/2025
please explain this gratuitously violent iconography
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 20/08/2025
i would like to conduct research on the people that would like to drink this beverage
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 09/08/2025
feels like a missed opportunity to include more of these sorts of shenanigans
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 11/07/2025
FYI we peaked in magnificence in 1726
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 15/06/2025
halp
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 06/06/2025
accidentally profound
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 30/05/2025
impossible teapots: still impossible
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 18/05/2025
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 17/05/2025
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 10/05/2025
American Popemobile
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 01/05/2025
i do but think this is how luck works
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 27/04/2025
CMV
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 07/04/2025
ok everyone just stop lying
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 25/03/2025
just when i try to shut down my acct
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 06/03/2025
fear is the mind killer greed is good... pick your poison my fellow muricans — your frien at cnn
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 05/03/2025
Fun little table
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 25/02/2025
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 13/02/2025
ladies and gentlemen, your new director of national intelligence
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 12/02/2025
musk: "we actually are trying to be as transparent as possible... in fact we post our actions to the doge website." meanwhile the doge website is completely opaque. stop lying
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 10/02/2025
TIL superb owlbear happened in 1986 when Chicago won
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 04/02/2025
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 01/02/2025
o3-mini-high is well-named. i asked it to analyze a TSV file with some inventions and their dependencies and it went on this 7-minute-long tirade and ultimately produced nothing. 20 screenfuls of this bullshit:
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 29/01/2025
1) Send an email to hr@opm.gov from your government account. Only an email from your .gov or .mil account will be accepted. 2) Type the word "Resign" into the "Subject" line of the email. Hit "Send". 3) Profit — Your friend, DOGE
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 28/01/2025
hitting deepseek's censorship layer? try asking again in a different language
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 28/01/2025
"is it important to update bios" and other commonly asked existential questions
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 26/01/2025
get outta here, wankers
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 24/01/2025
invention.cards/standard-met...
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 24/01/2025
facts
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 18/01/2025
to all the haters out there
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 28/12/2024
this is fine
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 10/12/2024
so long farewell auf wiedersehen goodbye
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 02/12/2024
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Boris Smus @smus.com · 04/05/2023
simply wow
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