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Mainly here to talk about the Arsenal She/her

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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Waaah, i have to be customer facing this morning which means I'm *never* going to catch up on all my Arsenal podcasts. I'm still listening to the Sunderland content.
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Husband is trying to mock me for changing how i feel about Bruno G. I respond with raptures about the beauty of that goal. I do not tell him how nice it is when your team scores a goal or suggest his team try it some time. This is how we stay married
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The pub is playing Pulp, Common People and i think this surely has to be a chant at some point....he came from Greece and his name was Tzolis....still thinking about the rest
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Can somebody make me stop watching Gabi's goodbye video? I'm a sobbing snotty mess and I've work to do.
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Always buy more defenders.
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Listening to the Arsenal fans singing Gabi's song and am in bits. Tears everywhere
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The EHRC stuff sucks, but to my trans sisters, if i ever see you in a women's toilet the only things i will ever say to you are: that i love your hair, your dress or your shoes, if you have toilet paper stuck or your skirt is tucked in your knickers. I will however back you if anyone gives you shit.
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Really pissed off as i appear to have been scammed on the Arsenal app. Paid for the pre-season pass and i can see the payment receipt but it says i don't have a pass for it on the app.
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My socials have started showing ads for a Brazilian meat market. Is this a sign from the universe?
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
3 goals and 2 assists for Arsenal so far!!
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Just re-watched the whole game and cried at the end even though i knew the result. I really love a balls to the wall defensive performance
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Should Nigel Farage be arrested for inciting riots? Like - Yes RT - Instantly
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Duolingo has given me the German for unbearable in the past couple of days....so now i can sing it in two languages
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Not that I'm trolling my non-Arsenal supporting family but I've been asked to bring a dessert to dinner on Wednesday and I decided to make a Basque cheesecake because who doesn't need to be served a Basque dish?
Mikel Arteta with the premier league trophy
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Oh i am having such a high stress day...please will people send me their favourite clips or pics of...oooh how about Arsenal players celebrating winning the Premier League?
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
At some point i suppose I'll be able to respond to Arsenal content without crying a bit with happiness, but not just yet.
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I just stepped off the bus, wearing an Arsenal shirt, and almost collided with a jogger wearing a Spurs shirt. And a propos of absolutely nothing isn't life just fucking delightful?
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Just crying because I'm so fucking happy
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Why has this last few minutes felt as long as the actual 22 years since we last won?
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Omen!!
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
My colleague, who lives on Tufnell Park Road, just told me she could hear every word of North London Forever from her flat on Tuesday night. Good stuff, friends who were at the match
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I registered a baby Leandro today and i just managed not to comment about how well he played last night
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Sleep is for people whose team did not get to the Champions League final last night
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hey @northbankpod.bsky.social do you remember a question a while back about what Mikel would be if he was a piece of office equipment or stationery? This arrived today....meet Mikel the desk tidy
A black metal desk filing system
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Fucks sake!!!
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Such a wonderful Arsenally day today. First up the Arsenal special football writers event at the British Library where i got to meet @amylawrence.bsky.social and Martin Keown, on his way in as i was leaving..for the Emirates where the girls battered Spurs 5-2.
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I bought a ticket for this event but i couldn't stay the whole day because of the women's NLD which kicks off at 5.30. Would anyone like to buy it from me and enjoy the whole day?? events.bl.uk/events/footb...
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I'm going to be 56 on my next birthday so it seems only reasonable to get a Dowman shirt before he gets a proper first team squad number next season.
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
What I'm eating and drinking out of today
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I think it was very considerate of Arsenal to drop some excellent video content while I'm off work and have loads of free time to enjoy it. The documentary about Martin Odegaard got me in the feels....him and Kai 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Having a crappy day at work..wonder what would cheer me up in my lunch break? Oooh i know.....
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
It would only be right if, in the Chinese year of the horse, Declan Rice won everything.
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Me, in the wake of misery about Kai and general flatness of that performance: I really need to not let Arsenal take over my entire life; it's too emotional and just too much Also me: drive out to Borehamwood to watch the u21s tonight, absolutely!!
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I just accidentally sent a gif of a donkey to a professional WhatsApp group while asking them about a death. I might just have to blame it on how much a certain donkey loving German footballer is occupying my thoughts.
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Yeeeeessssss Kai!!!!!!
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Champions Cup at the Emirates
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This is unusual, isn't it...multiple goals scored by our strikers?
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Who says we can't play attractive flowing football?
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𝑎 🏆 @idontlosemyduels.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Just coming on here to say that I fucking love Kai Havertz.
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Simultaneously extremely happy to see my boy Kai on the bench at last and absolutely not looking forward to this at all.
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
100%. I watch a version (i have 3) every year.
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I'm not the only one bawling at Thierry?
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Freezing my tits off at Enfield Town watching the U21s play a friendly
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I like Bluesky because it's the only social media,platform where a lot of other Arsenal fans are not total dickheads.
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
And this @northbankpod.bsky.social is why i need a desk tidy called Mikel.
Very untidy desk with folders and papers in a messy pile
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Arrghh, i want to cry. I have to drive a long distance this evening at approximately 4.30. My phone is being weird and not allowing me to access data so I'm going to have to listen on the radio.
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Awww, Max doing Ebs' celebration when he scored the 4th. Why am i crying? This bloody club does stuff to my heart.
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Ethan scoring a lovely goal for England U21, just a little something to smile about
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Last time we were a goal down away in the north east.....
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Smunkybee @smunkybee.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Maybe i should dream us winning the prem and the champions league because this dream came true
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